Vote for Me!

[Drake the Dragonheart]

vote for me and everyone will get shiny new pants!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and nobody might never find out what you did that one time.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and we will all wield the power of gods!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll shoot this muthafucka! Ahahahahaha!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me and I will kick ass for you!

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and get a free cantaloupe, because I hate them and I've got a greenhouse full of the damn things!

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me, I will make us all dragon knights.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I will actually kill the Teletubbies.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me, or I will barbeque and eat you.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and Donald Trump shall be labeled as an illegal immigrant.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and every other candidate will disappear overnight.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Vote for me, and I will destroy your enemies for YOU!

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and bottle caps shall become the new world currency.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and I'll dedicate one day a month to nationwide slap-fighting.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me as I don't look like a total spam most days.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me as I don't look like a total spam most days.

 

[Barbas]

Vote for me and home country will always win at football.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

vote for me and we won't have world war 3 on our hands.

 

[Fijiman]

Vote for me and your Internet shall forever flow with beans!

 

[Marik2]

VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL MAKE THE ESCAPIST GREAT AGAIN