Vote for Me!

[CM156]

Vote for me, or you ain't black.

Vote for me, or you ain't white.

Whether or not I count as white is a function of the time period I live in.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will make Texas a blue state.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me, or you ain't brown.

 

[Chimpzy]

Vote for me and I will get rid of parmesan politics forever.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will defund the police so you can riot and loot without consequences.

 

[Kae]

Vote for me just so you have someone to protest against.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me, because I can do no wrong.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will expose Rudy Giuliani for who he really is.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me and I'll expose myself to Rudy Giuliani

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me or I will give you the Chinese virus.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I will release all the SCPs.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me or I will deport you.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll shout you out at the end of every video on my gaming channel.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and we will all live in a gangsters paradise.

 

[Wintermute]

Vote for me and I'll bring back your favorite TV show.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will stop censorship on social media.

 

[Headsprouter]

Vote for me and I'll activate sticky keys.

 

[Shadyside]

Vote for me and I will release all classified files on wikileaks.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Vote for me and I'll turn America into the next big looter-shooter sandbox game

 

[Godzillarich(aka tf2godz)]

The mammals have failed Earth for 66 million years. Vote for me and I will return us to the glory that was the reign of the dinosaurs