Warcraft Romance Ends With Felony Charges

[Folio]

I can't stand it! I need to tell this joke!

I bet it was like: "Say my name!" and he was like: "ANGIIIIEEEEEEEEE---NJENKIIINNNNNNNS!"

 

[jonnosferatu]

Yet more evidence that the U.S. policy on the age of consent is archaic and in serious need of revision.

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I find it funny how the young try to be old and the old try to be young. Make you mind up people, that and where is the middle, the cut off?

For all of you kids out there playing World of Warcraft, be vigilant. That cute Night Elf that is totally into you may actually be a mother in her mid-thirties.

Got MILF?

After reading that WoW probably does, however if they claim that they are, they are more likely a GILF.

 

[KeiraZodiac]

All i can say is
WOW

So much less than three for this right here, so much less than three.

 

[WorkerMurphey]

A parking lot? They should have done the deed in a subway tunnel to simulate the creeps in the Deeprun Tram.

 

[Jadak]

I read this over at Kotaku early...her name is the funniest party.

In what way?

 

[Banana Phone Man]

I can't stand it! I need to tell this joke!

I bet it was like: "Say my name!" and he was like: "ANGIIIIEEEEEEEEE---NJENKIIINNNNNNNS!"

Spoiler

That just made my day. It's so obvious and yet o well done.

 

[Baby Tea]

I can't stand it! I need to tell this joke!

I bet it was like: "Say my name!" and he was like: "ANGIIIIEEEEEEEEE---NJENKIIINNNNNNNS!"

I laughed!
"At least I have chicken."

Well this is really quite sad. And by 'sad' I mean 'pathetic'. Mother of 5 goes across the country to have sex with a minor in a parking lot? Total class act. "But he understands me!" Yeah, I don't think it would take much to understand you, lady. Sheesh.

 

[Gunner_Guardian]

I can't stand it! I need to tell this joke!

I bet it was like: "Say my name!" and he was like: "ANGIIIIEEEEEEEEE---NJENKIIINNNNNNNS!"

That joke is so bad... yet I can't stop laughing.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Wait sixteen? Ain't that legal? Oh wait, America *facepalms self*.
Still, I don't think I'd ever have sex with anyone with that age difference, it would be...
Weird somewhat.

 

[cefm]

She was an Orc witch, he was an Gnome miner. Their love was forbidden.

 

[Vault Citizen]

Huh, so they do charge women with this sort of thing, though with the mindset that most teenagers have it would be a stretch to call him a victim.

 

[Varrdy]

16 is perfectly legal in England, you fussy Americans.

The FBI needs to realise the so called victim is probably quite pleased with all this, no-one cares.

Amen to that! I was going to say the same thing. I'm guessing the highly traumatised teenager is now dealing with the hideous experience through repeated boasting and copious utterences of the phrase: "Wahay!"

Wardy

 

[AndyFromMonday]

Unless there was actual evidenced that showed the woman herself forced or coerced the 16 year old to have sex with her I see no problem. If there's consent then there's fucking consent.

EDIT: The age of sexual consent here is 15. I consider this an appropriate age as most males have went through the necessary changes to be able to have consensual sex.

 

[Amnestic]

Unless there was actual evidenced that showed the woman herself forced or coerced the 16 year old to have sex with her I see no problem. If there's consent then there's fucking consent.

It's still statutory rape under American law, since their "age of consent" is 18. Incredibly arbitrary and likely unnecessary but that's the way it goes.

 

[Jodah]

I thought that Mage next to me in last night's raid was looking at me funny!

 

[Gamegodtre]

From there, the relationship moved from the internet to phone conversations, finally culminating in a cross-country trip to Amherst, New York, where the pair had sex in a parking lot.

Classy lady.

very classy

 

[Gamegodtre]

16 is perfectly legal in England, you fussy Americans.

The FBI needs to realise the so called victim is probably quite pleased with all this, no-one cares.

whos a victim here?
crap where are these kind of people when i play WOW?

 

[snow]

This isn't the first time I've about something like this. What is it with old ladies seducing young men(boys even) on WoW!?

 

[Kraj]

so... it finally happens. the public image of the 30-40 hyper-sexual bridge women go through has hit the MMO world.

... it's no big deal. this kind of thing happens everyday, just most of the women doing it are smarter about it.