UltramarinesHazy said:So, what is everyone's favorite chapter of the glorious Imperium of Man?
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Heretics and xenos need not apply.
Mainly for their above average ability to kill Tyranids, because I hate bugs.
UltramarinesHazy said:So, what is everyone's favorite chapter of the glorious Imperium of Man?
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Heretics and xenos need not apply.
Not any of the videogame stories no.Saviordd1 said:Admittedly this might be due to over-exposure from a friend who won't shut the hell up about it, but I really can't see the appeal of the story of Warhammer 40K. (I emphasize story because the games are pretty fun gameplay wise)
The entire setting seems like a big case of Darkness Induced Audience Apathy [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DarknessInducedAudienceApathy].
I read through some wiki pages and listened to my friends and have played enough of the games to know the basic premise and factions; and I couldn't give less of rats ass who wins. 90% of the characters are jackasses and the ones who aren't are probably dead knowing this setting, and that's not getting into how there are no actually "good" or even "meh" characters.
Hell reading the wiki alone made me feel uncomfortable, there's no hope, its overly violent and its practically childish; something an "edgy" thirteen year old would make up.
Not to mention its a tad misogynistic (Such as there being limited female soldiers that aren't part of the female only faction, the eldar or the dark eldar) and obviously caters to younger males. (Something that irks me to no end)
Can someone explain the appeal of this universe to me? Because to me it all seems over the top and plain stupid.
It's a humorous statement meant to point out the often disconnect between the world of academia and the world outside of the school setting.Bara_no_Hime said:Bullshit. That is one of the stupidest adages in all of western culture. It is flat out wrong.NiPah said:Reading this immediately made me think of the phrase "Those who can do, those who can't teach".
I teach writing. I'm also a published author. Most teachers ALSO do.
Or, to put it another way, the adage should be "those who can do, and also teach."
I?m simply posing the question why such rules are needed, besides rating higher on a technical English level what separates literature from sclock.Bara_no_Hime said:Actually, no. Lots of people enjoy Porn too, but that doesn't mean that Porn is the ultimate form of story telling.NiPah said:The fact that the story breaks rules on what makes good stories and yet people (and lets be honest, a lot of people) greatly enjoy it means that those rules are wrong, simple as that.
People enjoy Jerry Springer, but he isn't a modern Shakespeare.
People enjoying something that happens to have a bad story doesn't mean that the definition of a good story needs to be revised - it means that people sometimes like guilty pleasures. Like Porn. Or bad romance novels. Or those 'novels' that are basically corporate fan-fictions for various science fiction franchises. Or Twilight.
Warhammer 40k is shlock - badly written, but fun. Some people, like myself and the OP, are turned off by it. I don't like Twilight either, but I proudly display several Aliens and Resident Evil novels on my bookshelf. Are they well written? No - they're shlock. They're guilty pleasures.
I don't confuse them with literature. Lois McMaster Bujold and Jacqueline Carey are literature. S.D. Perry (of the Aliens and Res Evil novels) is shlock. I enjoy reading both.
Blood Angels player here. And I've been playing since Matt Ward was a toddler, so I'm not in it for the cheese.Hazy said:So, what is everyone's favorite chapter of the glorious Imperium of Man?
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Heretics and xenos need not apply.
Actually I meant video porn. With rare exceptions, that is generally not good quality storytelling.NiPah said:I?m simply posing the question why such rules are needed, besides rating higher on a technical English level what separates literature from sclock.
I'm not trying to be negative about literature, I?m just interested in how you defend the merits of the art form above the common porn mags and Alien novels (of course we?re not talking about Playboy here, those early issues had some quality writing).
But the latter is inspiration and ultimately, it ends up with the same result. Dan Abnett obviously put more thought into writing the books than 'what was Sharpe like?' The different things the 'successor' does is what makes the 'successor' good.Politeia said:Maybe that's how the story progressed, I admit I haven't read later entries, but I remember in early works the officers of the First and Only were at each others throats. In fact it seems I'm correct, the tvtropes page you linked to mentions that this wasn't the case in the early novels.Nouw said:Call it whatever you like but it's still a novel of camaraderie between a unit of soldiers. Maybe Dan Abnett did draw inspiration from novels he read as children/teenagers but what's wrong with that?
Anywho, it's one thing to draw inspiration from it's quite another to take the plot of another story and put in another setting and go "ok this was what would happen if Sharpe happened in the 40k setting."
Why?Politeia said:Basically my issue is that I'm tired of authors looking at works in the public domain and going "ooo, free ideas!"Nouw said:The second most popular series, The Horus Heresy, is actually based on the Fall of Lucifer. And once again, I don't see a problem with that.
My apologies, I misinterpreted your post.Politeia said:That's nice, I never claimed it was.Nouw said:The trope, called Band of Brothers, is hardly exclusive to any genre anyway.
Don't forget how the Knights of the Blazing Sun and Knights Panther were killed for worshiping the goddess Myrmidia. The Raven Knights and the Knights of Morr killed for worshiping the god of death, and the killing off of many priests of Morr.GunsmithKitten said:Yea. Religiously oppressive.Stu35 said:Empire?
You mean the highly oppressive religiously dogmatic country where even the colleges of magic are held with a deep mistrust for being different, and only the direct protection of the emperor helps keep them going?
That's why they kill off all non Sigmarites...OH WAIT, the HIGH PRIEST OF ULRIC THE WHITE WOLF HAS A SPOT AMONG THE ELECTOR COUNTS AND IT HAS TO BE WHY MIDDENHEIM, ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL CITY-STATES IN THE EMPIRE IS ALMOST ENTIRELY IN CONTROL OF THE TEMPLE OF ULRIC. It's also why this religiously oppressive regime dedicates all mausoleums to the pagan death god Moor.
And no, the direct protection of the Emporer is not what keeps them going. The Empire survived after Karl Franz got gang-stomped by trolls at Wolfenburg, after all.
Then you might as well stop reading, because this is what ALL books and stories essentially boil down to.Politeia said:Basically my issue is that I'm tired of authors looking at works in the public domain and going "ooo, free ideas!"
Nice on the Knights of Morr, but a bunch of shiny gold knights is a bit more stylish. I'll go back to Empire one day but now its back to my first army Hordes of Chaos.GunsmithKitten said:But...but they weren't! Oh my gosh, what a RELIGIOUSLY OPPRESSIVE REGIME to continue to honor and revere knights who openly embrace other gods.JJMUG said:Don't forget how the Knights of the Blazing Sun and Knights Panther were killed for worshiping the goddess Myrmidia.
Oh how can I forget how badly and scorned the Morr knightly orders were and how they're certainly not known and honored for being heroes in the war against the Sylvanians and among the best undead slayers in the Empire!The Raven Knights and the Knights of Morr killed for worshiping the god of death, and the killing off of many priests of Morr.
/sarcasm
Damn, that much sarcasm was hard to pull off.
Oh, almost forgot to mention; if the Empire dies without the Emperor, as was claimed, how did it get through those multiple centuries leading up to Magnus the Pious when it had literally no Emperor whatsoever? Hell, it not only survived without an Emperor, it won the War of Chaos without one. It didn't even collapse when Mr. Sigmar Reborn, Valten, got cut down by a skaven assassin.
BTW, kudos for the shout out to the Moor knights. My own Empire army's knights were done up in Morr'ish fashion, some of them with flagellant heads for a suitably grim and nasty look.
I'll admit, I don't tend to think of Mass Effect in context of Warhammer, but Dragon Age still looks suspiciously like the Fantasy Warhammer setting with the serial numbers filed off...Saviordd1 said:I'm aware the ending sucked all hell, believe me, I have no delusions about that.Olikar said:A Bioware fan complaining about poor childish writing? *cough* glass houses *cough*Saviordd1 said:Hell reading the wiki alone made me feel uncomfortable, there's no hope, its overly violent and its practically childish; something an "edgy" thirteen year old would make up.
You're actually hitting on the point of both WFB and 40k obliquely here. Both settings are built around the table top game. That's where the actual money for Games Workshop is. Dawn of War, the Black Library, Space Marine, those are all side items, and if I took all the 40k purchases I've ever made and pooled them together, I've spent less than it would cost me to put together a pair of 2k point armies for tabletop.Saviordd1 said:Yeah I wasn't clear, but I'm aware its a tabletop strategy game, and I don't mind that as it looks fun enough.TheBelgianGuy said:-snip-
But I'm not talking about people who find the game fun or cool looking, I'm talking about the people who take the story 100% seriously.
But either way you have a point.