Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[Deadlock Radium]

People go around saying that I don't get any food at home because I'm so thin, I can't do anything about me being thin, I can eat tons of food and not gain a pound of weight.
That's annoying.

And once, someone called me gay because I am tall and have got brown hair.
My reaction was about "What. The. Hell?"
And the worst thing? The guy who called me gay was wearing a white Hello Kitty t-shirt.

 

[Demons_Bane]

Some people assume i am a guys brother even though we don't look at all alike and have completely different hair, facial features, eyes, even builds we are just like the same height.

 

[hungoverbear]

My old roomates assumed i was on steroids, people sometimes assume that im very aggressive when in reality im probably the most laid back person you will ever meet.

 

[Aerodynamic]

That I am a avid drug user.

I don't do drugs at all, but everyone thinks I do.

 

[Gauntes]

lots of people think I'm native American
...I'm Korean btw

 

[Doc Incognito]

a man can take of himself and workout without being gay right?

O gods tell me about it... Folks, I just don't want my face to be covered in pimples, so I use facial wash. That does not equal gay.

Neither does never having a girlfriend before, I just don't want to date the local chavvy populace.

Exactly! I had a girl ask me once if I was gay. No, not knowing a girl that I want to date ≠ gay!

 

[Dott]

I have several:


Apparantly I'm Christian for wearing two silver crosses. I really just wanted a silver necklace, and I wanted it to be simple. What could be more simple than a cross? Two straight lines put on top of eachother! I've explain this multiple times, but yet people still ask.

I've been presumed of being a "God damn soft-hearted pussy" because I tend to speak my mind - And my mind is rarely the same as what people around me think.

I've been called a "Fucking fag" because I'm not a homophobe.

I've been presumed to be British because I apparantly have an English accent. I don't think so.

I've been thought to be female at one point, mainly due to my nickname: "Dott". This presumption is usually made online, because people can't hear/see me online.

At one point I was accused of having raped a 6-year old girl.
That was just a class "mate" of mine who thought it was fun to spread such rumors. Suffice to say that we haven't spoken since.


That's about it, I think...

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I've also been thought to be a satanist.

And a punker, because people think all people who listen to Metal and alike are punkers.

Someone once thought I was a choirboy for... Some odd reason.

Some also think that I'm normal.

Others again think that I'm insane.

Truth be told, I'm most likely something in between. I'm Dott.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I apparently look and/or sound like some sort of murderer, because some folk I've met say "are you going to kill me?" almost immediately following introduction. It's strange because I'm an unwavering pacifist and haven't hurt anyone with much more than harsh words.

 

[Elburzito]

My dad thought I was an anarchist because of the clothes I wear. I'm the complete opposite of an anarchist.

 

[pelopelopelo]

That I don't have a collection of human skulls in my cupboard.

Wherever would they get that idea?

 

[Kuilui]

People think I am 16 a lot. I am twenty, but now i have a relatively thick beard so that should not happen anymore I hope. Also people used to think I was some kind of genius in school because I use a lot of big words. That stopped back when I was 16 for the most part though. Oh and everyone used to think I was all quite and shy which is the total opposite of me. Its funny really I even got voted most shy in high school.

 

[Inzeost]

I'm often thought of as a stoner since I have long hair and wear black frequently. Truth is I just dont feel comfortable without long hair and black is one of two colors that doesn't clash with anything (the other being white but it stands out too easily and i'm not one that enjoys being noticed).

My personal favorite however, until junior year people would assume I was in a bad mood or was having a rough day based on my eyebrow shape and a series of lines under my eyes (my mother has the same lines so I assume they're genetic). People would litteraly come up to me and ask if I was ok. After two years of this people began to realize this is just what my face looks like.

 

[Enigmers]

People assume I play basketball because of how tall I am. My brother has the same story, and he replies "but I'm the wrong colour!" *laughtrack*

 

[chromewarriorXIII]

Well, a couple of new girls at my school immediately thought I was a pothead. That was weird and funny at the same time.

That has to be the weirdest, but there's probably a couple other ones that I just can't think of right now.

 

[AndyVale]

Not really weird, but people usually think I'm about ten years older than I am. It's because I have chest hair and a rockin' beard. When I shave I look like a fat 12 year old, when I don't I look like a rugged 32 year old. Being bang in the middle of the two I'd say the upper one is best.

 

[DyslecticAnarchist]

That i'm a drug dealer...

i hate rumours.

 

[JokerCrowe]

People always seem surprised when the see how kind I am. I'm very tall, dress in all black and I guess I can look kind of scary. (but really, I'm the personification of a friendly giant). other than that, I don't really know... no-one has really assumed things about to my face. I'll have to ask my friends...

 

[jultub]

I'm growing a full beard and I'm balding at the age of 19. Most people seem to think I'm older than that. And before I got my haircut (pic to the left unless I changed it ) people seemed to think that I was dangerous somehow (that was just first impression, and it wore off fast in almost all cases ).

 

[Baldry]

That my dads black, due to having an afro and my dad being called Jerome hmph

 

[twaddle]

let's see if any of you can top this.
People have thought i was
1. Gay: I've been hit on by men and pedophiles alike(like the time i was asked out by an excon at a train station. He thought i was gay and which leads me to my next false assumption...
2. 15 yrs: Excon thought i was 15 when he was asking me out so thats how i knew he was a pedophile. (i'm 20 and was 19 at the time)
3. A womani've been hit on by men who thought i was a woman because i straighten my hair and my face and eyes. I have also gotten hit on by lesbians as well.)
4. Gonna do a columbine: i was quiet in school and emo so people automatically thought i was either gonna do a columbine or....
5. i know kung foo: I don't know why. I'm not even asian decent...though i do have native american eyes....well i did during one food fight walk through the cafiteria with out getting hit and caught a apple in mid air while i was reading my steven king book...
5. a math nerd: i know a good amount about computers and games but math is my worse subject.

can any of you top that list?