Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[Jack and Calumon]

Let's decide from the list shall we?

Schizophrenic
Furry
Sadistic
Satanic Worshiper
The person who was in that Mudkip 4CHAN story (Look it up, but it's NSFW)
Lonely
Annoying

Calumon: None are true! But people think I'm Annoying! >: (

 

[Undead Dragon King]

One person throught that because I had glasses I must be a Liberal.

 

[(whitty name here)]

I'm often assumed to be high. At all times. Literally at all times by people that don't actually know me.

For example, I had a substitute in, religion(?) class, and as soon as I walk in, she says,"wow your really high" and i say, " no i'm not" and then she says something along the lines of,"If you tell me how much you smoked, I wont send you to the office."

Obviously, I told her to send me to the damn office because I wanted to report her bullshit.

 

[TimbukTurnip]

There's a suprising amount of people saying they've been assumed to be gay in this thread.

I've got two weird and both annoying assumptions:
- Everyone (except my friends) who I meet thinks I straighten my hair. I really don't understand why someone having naturally straight hair is a hard thing to believe.
- On quite a few occasions when I've been with a friend of mine, people have come up to us and asked us if we're brothers. Not only do we look absolutley nothing alike, he actually has a twin brother.

EDIT: I have also been called emo before because I have long hair. Nevermind the fact my hair is Ginger/strawberry blond and I don't have any black clothing, or the fact that I don't like bands of the emo genre. Though to be fair I haven't been called emo in a year or so.

 

[Cockney_Jesus]

Lot's of people think I'm gay even though I'm not and I have no idea why.

 

[Humiliated Grape]

When I was in my last years at secondary school a bunch of year sevens were convinced I was a witch...

 

[Shock and Awe]

It's often assumed I'm athiest.

I'm yet to understand why.

That was exactly what I was about to say.

 

[heavy-metal-ink]

One girl from college assumed i was a Satanist, because the ear stretchers i was wearing just happened to have stars in the middle (note: stars, not pentagrams.)
Another person assumed i was into DBSM because i had a chain attatched to my wallet.

 

[Blue22]

I'm gay.

Thta was a very awkward day when a kid who I thoguht was gay told me he thought I was.

Both of us like women... a LOT as I found out later.

Same here. Except I toughened up be eating a lot of steak and metal. Yeah. Steak and metal. Sometimes at the same time!

 

[JohnDoey]

That I eat taffy

 

[derdeutschmachine]

My coworkers are convinced that my girlfriend makes me dress up like dracula and hang upside down so we can have sex. Not entirely sure what crazy they've got going on.

 

[dragonslayer32]

people think im an alcoholic because ive came into college hungover a few times

 

[Stone Wera]

I sneak up on people, I get angry for no real reason, and threaten people. So some--presumptious--body assumed that I was going to kill someone...

They were right to.

 

[lee1287]

yeah girls think im gay aswell. Just because im a nice guy and not trying too get into there pants, they think i'm a raving homosexual. BAH! Humbug.

They think i'm on steroids when i take protein powder. Ignorance

 

[Hybridwolf]

Oddest one was that someone thought I was 21, when I was only 17 at the time. Useful, but slightly worrying.

 

[DefunctTheory]

People have assumed I'm a skin head (Neo Nazi) before. I shave my skull bare (Army), wear mostly black (Because its what I like to wear) and wear tanker boots (Because their comfortable). Throw in the fact that I insist people call me by my last name (Which is German), and a lot of people get the wrong idea.

 

[sjarri]

-snip-

 

[Baralak]

People in high school assumed I knew kung fu. Why? Because I was the quiet kid...

 

[Ninjamedic]

I am thought of as a psychotic serial killer in my school by my "friends".

 

[Luke5515]

People assume that me and my sister are twins. This was even more so when I had hair down to my shoulders. She's a year older than me though.