Weirdest Asssumption made about you?

[Tsunimo]

apperantly my lazy eye give along with my natural downturn of the corners of my lips give the impression that i am either horribly depressed or extremely enraged...
people will come and ask me whats wrong and i will say nothing then they walk away looking at me like im crazy...

 

[GrinningManiac]

People assume I know everything

I just happen to know a lot of trivia and take interest in a lot of random things. This does not entail omnipotence

Also, because I am a nerd, people assume that if their computers are playing up, I can just look at the casing of the turned-off computer, work out what the problem is (with my SCIENCE magic) and fix it without touching the damn thing

I do, however, posess incredible levels of common sense

Them -"OH NO! My coursework has been deleted!"
Me - "Oh crap! When was it due in?"
Them -"Today!"
Someone else - "Go to I.T! They'll fix it!"
Someone else - "Give it to Ali! He'll find it again!"
Me - "*sigh*...check your recycle bin..."
Everyone - "...oh yeaaaaah!!"

 

[El Poncho]

People assume that my mind hasn't been tainted by the ways of the internet.

 

[Latinidiot]

I am assumed to be over 18. I'm seventeen, so it helps when acquiring booze. also apparently I'm mad as fuck. I am. and here comes the funny stuff: when with a group of friends, one of them thought out loud that yes, I was the type to have a gigantic dick. it went as far as giving me a new nickname; 'Moby dick'. Funny as hell.

 

[o_O]

People assume I'm smart, yet stay at B average. It's infuriating. If I was actually smart, I would actually get scholarships to good schools. May everyone who ever tells me I'm smart suffer horribly for reminding me that I will never go anywhere.

Apparently if you use English swears rather than American ones, you are immediately British... At least online. It's kinda funny really.

I have hair that goes halfway down my back. And am a guy. I get everything attached to that.

 

[Mray3460]

It's been assumed by multiple individuals that I am one of the following:
A. The Anti-Christ
B. The Reincarnation of Adolf Hitler
C. The Reincarnation of Jesus Christ (As in, the second coming)
D. The Reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt
E. The Reincarnation of Joseph Stalin
F. The Reincarnation of Vladimir Lenin
G. The Reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin
H. A Prophet from God
I. A clone of Hitler
J. An angel
K. A demon/the devil
L. Some combination of the above or others

And people wonder why I'm puzzled by the rest of humanity.

Edit:
Additionally:
M. Filthy Stinking Rich
N. A Genius
O. Completely insane
P. An Android

That takes the cake, buddy...

Best I've got is people thinking I'm either a Freshman (I still don't get their logic) or Emo (Just because I wear all black doesn't make me emo...)

Doesn't it get hot though? And I honestly have no idea how someone would have mistaken me for this:

Spoiler

It's actually not that difficult of a mistake to make when you're in a wetsuit. Sharks mistake divers and surfers in wetsuits for otters all the time, and they're DESIGNED to hunt otters and similar creatures

In high school there was a kid who actually accused me of being a vampire. Seriously, the kid would avoid me like the plague cause he thought I was a vampire. Apparently it was my eyes that freaked him out because he told me that I had "vampire eyes". What the hell are vampire eyes!?

Did you ever keep your gaze focused on his eyes, keeping your head tilted slightly forward and only blinking when he looked away (Intentionally or otherwise)? I did that to a couple guys who were disrupting class and sat in front of me. They quickly shut up, only occasionally looking over their shoulders before quickly turning forward again, sometimes shuddering. Ended up (Unintentionally) earning myself a few of the above titles that way.

 

[Smokeydubbs]

People generally think I'm older than I really am. Weird because I have a baby face and have patchy facial hair. But at the same time my hair loss is more and more visible. My guess I'll have a horseshoe up there within the next 5 years.

 

[SextusMaximus]

People have thought that my middle name was Beatles (had it on Facebook) and nipple on a number of occasions. I know where the first one was from but... ah well.

 

[Seagoon]

my name is edmond but everyone calls me ned... most people asume i'm called edd!

 

[Redweevil]

Everyone assumes I'm gay after a little while of knowing me... I mean really, almost everyone, if I start to build a friendship with someone after about a month I'll eventually get asked "So, are you gay?" or the more subtle one "so, do you have a boyfriend or anything?" unless I've mentioned something beforehand which cements my straightness.

It's a lot of little things apparently... Some of my interests, personality traits, music taste, some of my mannerisms, dress sense and the fact that I have more female friends than male friends. At least this is what people have told me; I admit I'm definitely not a guyish guy overall and I'm happy this way.

It doesn't bother me in the slightest, I'm completely confident with myself and my sexuality. Unless there's a woman I'm interested in who thinks I'm gay. Then it ain't so good.

I had the same problem, just because I can talk to girls as freinds, somehow means i must be gay

 

[BKtheKITTY]

That I was a chick. Two fellers couldn't decide whether or not it was cool to hit on me. It wasn't cool.

 

[ERadical]

That I'm a real footy head/sporting person and can't really believe that I play games. Especially on the computer with the rig I made...

 

[Fortunefaded]

That I have a big cock.

 

[noodles loves you]

as a comic fan it's generally assumed that I'm an extreme liberal.

... which makes sense?

 

[Nicolefranklin]

Well people always think I'm this overly social, energetic partygirl. Quite the opposite, guys. I do believe it's my haircolour, bright red, that does it.

All the way through school, people called me a satanist. Today though, it seems satanist is just the word chavs use to cover for everyone the least bit alternative, so I don't mind.

The funny one, though, is having immigrants asking me where I was from. I'm 100% danish, I just have a slightly dark skin colour compared to my fellow scandinavians. But this has happened alot through the years.
Apparently, when I was just an infant, my skin was so dark, people yelled at my mum on the street because they thought she'd been putting me in a solarium.

 

[T-Bone24]

A lot of people think I'm smart. It's the glasses. Goddam stereotype.
... Yes, I'm admitting that I'm dumb.

I won't go so far as to say I'm dumb, but people do assume I know more than I normally do because of my glasses. That, and I like to use big words. It's like a social experiment, if you use big words, people will assume that you're smart.

 

[Mr Snuffles]

I am actually blonde, yet highly intelligent and dye my hair a light shade of brown!

 

[ShadowsofHope]

Due to my socialist leanings, I'm apparently Satan.

..Which completely makes sense.

Also, I don't like listening to lyrical music, so I'm usually thought of as being a cultural outcast. Not as weird, but generally amusing.

 

[Galebaby]

I constantly have people thinking that I'm gay.
Just because I have long hair and a weak cheek bone doesn't make me a flamer
Ask your mother! *ba* *dum* *PSH!*

 

[Banana Phone Man]

People assume that I am a scary 6ft 4in killer because I prefer to stay quiet and I'm not very outgoing. People who know me however know that that is not the case.

I've also been seen as majorly aggressive before. When I was being picked on by a kid for weeks years back I snapped and twisted his arm around his back. I was taught the move from somewhere but I can't remember. Anyway I found out that I nearly broke his arm. People didn't speak to me for a while after that but then again neither did that kid so I was happy.