Welcome to Sburb! (Dead and Over)

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Wake up

You sit up,though not fully as your MOTHER's CAT is currently curled up on your chest.You rub the grogginess from your eyes and wonder,for a brief moment,if it was all just a dream.SALAMANDERS,Frogs,Prospit,Lily,trolls,the Earth being decimated by meteors...all of it...

But a quick look around tells you that it wasn't,infact,a dream and that everything that has happened was infact real.Drat.Oh well,a guy can hope.

You pick the CAT up off you and lay him on the BED before getting up and stretching.Man,you were more tired then you thought.But it will have to do for a while.You have alot to do and not alot of time to do it.

A quick check of PESTERCHUM shows you that Chas is the only one on right now.While on the one hand you would rather not deal with him.But on the other he is a Prince of Prospit..hmm decisions,decisions...Oh well..might as well get it out of the way.

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog

[07:57:20] -- ghostKnight [GK] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 19:57 --
[07:57:34] GK: Alright Chas,I'm willing to be the bigger man and apoliogize about the whole Space/Light thing.
[07:57:49] SS: excellent!
[07:58:00] SS: you caught me in a good mood, i am stealing things from some house.
[07:58:10] SS: i'm willing to be the biggest man, and accept your apology.
[07:58:23] SS: and welcome you back to the fold as member-in-exile-in-chief.
[07:58:59] GK: Uh sure...but I must be a little out of it still..but did you say you were stealing stuff from someone?
[07:59:23] SS: yes i did
[07:59:28] GK: Uh..why?
[07:59:28] SS: i am in some house.
[07:59:42] SS: because i went through a gate, and i already broke the door, so why not!
[08:00:11] GK: You could be stealing from a friend :/
[08:00:47] SS: it is not like he would mind.
[08:01:03] GK: Depends on the person..ugh..
[08:01:25] GK: I think the spacey stuff took alot more out of me then I thought
[08:01:40] SS: probably!
[08:01:47] SS: light is an easy way to be a hero and maintain a high energy level.
[08:01:53] SS: got to keep searching and searching.
[08:01:59] SS: oh, what will i be believing!
[08:02:03] SS: and who will connect me with love?
[08:02:32] GK: Ok,I was gone for what,less then an hour?,and you go loony?
[08:02:59] GK: I need to stop making trips to Propsit
[08:03:03] SS: i'm not looney!
[08:03:06] GK: Actually..scratch that
[08:03:07] SS: and you went back to your stupid dream land?
[08:03:17] GK: Its very real
[08:03:27] GK: And shit is about to go down
[08:03:48] GK: But since you refuse to believe anything about it,I won't tell you anything
[08:03:55] SS: wait!
[08:03:56] GK: Other then I have alot more planning to do
[08:03:58] SS: i've got nothing better to do.
[08:04:07] SS: and as leader it is my duty to be informed.
[08:04:35] GK: As I said,shit is about to go down
[08:05:15] GK: And,if all goes well,the Black King and Queen will be brought down with no innocents being hurt
[08:05:32] SS: sounds like something i can handle!
[08:05:32] GK: Well,the Black Queen anyway
[08:05:45] GK: Still need to deal with the King...but I have a plan for that
[08:06:39] GK: But I won't both you with..stupid dream land and all..
[08:06:50] SS: you're damn right you won't bore me with it.
[08:06:52] SS: i have no time for your plans.
[08:07:07] GK: Very well
[08:07:15] GK: Have it your way...hehehehe..
[08:07:52] GK: Ok,the laughter was kind of pointless upon reflection
[08:08:00] SS: yeah
[08:08:07] SS: it seems pretty pointless!
[08:08:42] SS: also, it should be noted that as member-in-exile-in-chief, all your plans are my intellectual property.
[08:08:49] GK: Yaaaa no
[08:09:04] GK: My plans are my own
[08:09:25] SS: i don't care if you tell me or not, silly!
[08:09:27] SS: they're just my ideas.
[08:09:50] GK: You have no idea what I'm planning
[08:10:20] GK: God tiers may or may not be involved
[08:10:30] SS: hah!
[08:10:34] SS: good luck getting there before me!
[08:10:39] SS: (that was a little joke, you won't.)
[08:11:42] GK: Well,I will only aim for it if I need to.I would rather not die unless I have to
[08:11:59] SS: not willing to lay down your life for the cause?
[08:12:12] GK: A good cause,yes
[08:12:31] GK: In fact,what I have planned,it may very well be needed
[08:12:49] GK: But I'm not going to rush for ultimate power just because
[08:14:00] GK: Power is a gift and a curse
[08:15:21] SS: ah yes.
[08:15:24] SS: the old greg we know and love.
[08:15:28] SS: filled with philosophical shit.
[08:15:34] SS: just dribbling down your mouth.
[08:15:39] SS: god
[08:15:41] SS: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
[08:16:33] GK: I would like to point out that I am still the same as when we started
[08:17:06] GK: Well,except for the whole teleporting thing..thats new
[08:17:11] SS: the only thing that's changed about me, greg, is my ascent to leaderhood.
[08:17:16] SS: and impeccable fashion taste.
[08:17:37] SS: and also relationships with space alien people who guide me.
[08:18:20] GK: I didn't think you and Letage had much of a relationship..other then her doing your fairy god troll or something
[08:19:55] GK: And I can't really speak for you fashion sense as I have none really
[08:20:12] SS: yeah, clearly.
[08:20:15] SS: mister boy in shirt.
[08:20:24] SS: move aside - grown men are talking here.
[08:20:29] SS: grown men with peach fuzz and ties.
[08:21:19] GK: Hey,I like my shirt
[08:22:16] GK: Though I have thought about adding a cape..or maybe a cloak..every hero in my stories have one
[08:23:36] SS: yeah, maybe then you could have some semblance of class.
[08:23:42] SS: class above all, greg.
[08:23:43] SS: class above all.
[08:24:48] GK: I will have to think on it some
[08:25:12] GK: Its not like I don't have time..actually I really don't
[08:25:36] SS: no, no time at all!
[08:25:41] GK: I have to wait till Illire contacts me because he is apparently going to give me some "space training wheels"whatever that is
[08:25:51] SS: especially not time for these continuing lolligagging sessions.
[08:26:44] SS: i need to keep my larceny campaign up!
[08:27:03] GK: I need to fill the others in on my plans
[08:27:08] GK: And hope all goes well
[08:27:13] SS: my plans.
[08:27:21] GK: If you say so
[08:27:45] GK: How much do you know of what is going on Chas?
[08:28:07] SS: more than enough!
[08:28:18] GK: I find that hard to believe
[08:28:30] SS: after all, i have aliens on my side.
[08:28:32] SS: aliens never lie.
[08:28:35] SS: it is a science fact.
[08:28:45] GK: They are on my side as well
[08:29:08] GK: Actually,I don't think they are with us so much as we are kinda theor only hope
[08:30:38] GK: Which makes me feel sorry for them really :/
[08:41:32] SS: well, i'm a damn good only hope!
[08:42:03] GK: If you say so
[08:42:35] GK: Though I think that they said that Dirk and I were the ones who would be helping them mianly to get here
[08:43:46] SS: and i, of course, will be the guide.
[08:44:00] SS: the heir of light shall illuminate the path forward.
[08:44:20] GK: Sure..lets go with that
[08:45:10] GK: What ever helps you sleep
[08:45:24] SS: i don't need sleep, greg.
[08:45:25] SS: halloween jack doesn't need sleep.
[08:45:32] SS: :smooth:
[08:45:37] GK: Oh god
[08:45:43] GK: Not that crap again
[08:45:46] SS: now really, we've wasted enough time on merry banter. you're just barely back in the fold.
[08:45:54] SS: get going!
[08:45:55] SS: get to what you were doing!
[08:45:58] SS: on the double!
[08:46:07] GK: Very well.Until next time Chas /bow
[08:46:12] -- ghostKnight [GK] ceased pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 20:46 --

Well,that was as headache inducing as always anymore.And you have a sudden desire to beat Chas with a battleaxe.And you have no idea why.Anyway...

With that done,you decide to go down stairs to make sure that the IMPS and SALAMANDERS are behaving themselves.You have alot of faith in Lily,but you want to make sure just in case.And you have nothing better to do right now.

Spoiler: OOC

I don't remember what pronunciation I choose originally so I will use all the powers I have as the original creator,which is to say none at all,and say that you have been spelling it right the whole time.And anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Attempt to land on OGRE'S head.

This tried-and-true near-suicidal tactic has never failed you yet on the one occasion that you tried it! And that's practically a guarantee of success.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

>Xavier: Have a chat with your glorious forking leader

Spoiler: Show X-log

-- lionizedAnon [LA] began pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 22:53 --
LA: Sir!
LA: Xavier T. Lee reporting for duty!
LA: Am I supposed to be licking your boots or something?
SS: damn straight you are.
SS: doing a good job so far though!
LA: LICK LICK LICK.
LA: Wait, no, stop.
LA: This can only get worse.
SS: naturally the insubordinate-in-chief isn't really as a big a deal.
SS: you've been overshadowed, buddy.
LA: What!
LA: No way!
SS: greg betrayed me for a bit, and i brought him back into the group at a price.
SS: he is now member-in-exile-in-chief.
LA: Can I at least be the Chief Tactition!?
SS: sorry, that's me.
LA: BULLSHIT!
LA: I AM THE MAN WITH THE PLAN(S)
SS: even if you were chief tactician, i would legally own your plans. sorry!
LA: I REITERATE, BULLSHIT!
SS: i'm a businessman. i have thought this through.
SS: also, laser eyes, bro.
LA: I HAVE PARROTS!
LA: Wait, fuck.
LA: I HAVE KNIVES.
LA: ALL
LA: THE
LA: FUCKING
LA: KNIVES.
SS: i have a gecko companion who could fly a naval battlecruiser through the arc d'triumph at 30 miles per hour on a tuesday.
SS: you do not fork with my team.
LA: I HAVE A PARROT WHO PULLS ALL THE PARROT BITCHES!
LA: X-GANG!
SS: xavier.
SS: i have an ogre companion who i set up with a mayorship.
LA: Wait, what?
SS: i have my own goddamn mafia at this point.
SS: you do not. fork with. team alder.
LA: When the fuck did this happen!?
SS: and team alder is also by extension team aldirk, the x-gang, and the sburb slayers.
LA: ...
LA: That's a pretty cool name.
SS: straighten up, son.
SS: i am your leader.
SS: of goddamn course it's a cool name.
SS: and you can call me...
SS: :smooth:
SS: halloween jack.
LA: Nope.
SS: captain halloween jack.
LA: Double nope.
SS: in that case, you're demoted.
LA: Whatever,
LA: X-GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
SS: demoted to the rank of 'worst tactician'.
SS: no, scratch that.
SS: 'worst tactician ever.'
LA: yeah right!
LA: More like, "Most Swagged Out Tactician"!
SS: oh, that reminds me!
SS: i'm gonna drop the leader stuff for a second.
SS: you know connor?
SS: that one guy?
LA: Unforuately.
SS: ok, so.
SS: he told off my best alien pal letage.
LA: Our.
SS: i'm sorry?
SS: our?
SS: hahah, good one. i'm her best friend ever.
LA: I've talked with her too dude.
LA: So your...
SS: well yeah but it's just, like.
SS: just talking.
LA: Me too, dude.
LA: ...
SS: me and her, we're a team.
SS: you and her are not a team.
LA: Morails.
LA: God, I gotta get on my shit.
SS: i don't even know what those words mean!
LA: Hm?
SS: i think she's already got a moirail, anyway.
LA: Oh.
LA: That red dude?
SS: the red text guy, yeah.
SS: illire.
LA: Yeah!
LA: That's his name.
LA: He told about troll romance.
SS: greg told me about all that bullshit.
SS: but whatever! we're digressing!
LA: Yeah.
SS: as a member of team sonder, i looked out for my other half.
SS: so basically right now i'm looking for connor because as a...let's say sidequest i need to punch him in the face.
SS: let me know if you know where he is, i don't know whose land is whose.
LA: WOAH, WOAH, WOAH.
SS: oh, yeah, i'm travelling around from land to land to help my bros catch up!
SS: dunno who's next.
SS: maybe you!
SS: this might even be your land!
LA: If there's gonna be a Connor asskicking train, I wanna be the conductor!
SS: i see glass and it's pretty damn hot.
LA: Nope, not me.,
SS: oh.
SS: dunno whose this is then.
LA: Clouds and Feathers., bro.
LA: Dunno.
SS: i'll keep a lookout.
LA: Greg?
LA: Rich?
SS: nah, i just passed greg's shitty land.
SS: rich, maybe.
LA: What's he got?
SS: hey, it'd be cool to catch up with that.
SS: greg gets castles and shit.
SS: it's pretty dumb.
LA: Sounds cool.
SS: i dunno he's pretty much a douche most of the time.
LA: He seems cool, I don't talk to him much....
SS: good choice!
SS: anyway.
SS: i can cut you a deal here, xavier.
SS: i will promote you to the much-coveted position of sburb slayer spymaster if you clue me in on what connor's doing.
SS: but under no circumstances do you reveal to him our plans.
LA: Can I punch him?
SS: and then when i wallop him in the face, you can get a second hit in.
SS: as supreme leader i have the right of first punch.
LA: Er...
LA: Deal!
SS: congratulations, xavier!
SS: you are the new spymaster for the mighty slayers.
LA:
SS: do your job well and keep your mouth shut.
SS: and we'll go places.
SS: lots of places.
LA: Coolio!
SS: also, you have to start calling me halloween jack.
LA: One last thing.
SS: :smooth:
SS: captain halloween jack.
LA: FUCK NO!
LA: But, I have one last demand.
SS: at least call me that when you report in.
LA: Fine.
SS: ok yeah go on.
LA: X-Gang is a seperate divison of Sburb Slayers, devoted to swag and swag accesories (i.e. bitches).
SS: x-gang can be a separate division of the sburb slayers, provided you accept your terms as a strictly espionage-based branch. i'll see what i can do about drowning you in bitches.
SS: but these bitches will all be from our universe and not cool alien friends.
LA: Of course not!
LA: I wouldn't subject our friends to life of bitchdom!
SS: excellent.
LA: I'm glad we had this talk.
SS: so, the x-gang is a simple pimping operation to the naked eye.
SS: and on the inside, it is a group of professional spies.
LA: Oh god, yes.
SS: do your work well and i might even give you the lifetime achievement award for being the best secret agent, xavier.
SS: it belonged to me and my father before me.
LA: Dear God, my life would be complete.
SS: sounds like a plan.
LA: Correction.
LA: Sounds like
LA: :smooth:
LA: A plan.
LA: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
SS: alright, yeah, we're done here. halloween jack out.
LA: Pimpmaster out!
-- lionizedAnon [LA] ceased pestering snickeringSurrogate [SS] at 23:15 --

>X-Gang: Examine the puzzle
You do s-What the fuck is this supposed to mean?

>X-Gang Leader and Main Tactician: Figure out this shit
Hm...Love?

You hate to sound like a cheesy character from one of Dirk's ANIMES, but love can withstand a lot of trials.

Then again, a weapon could suffice, but it doesn't have the same gentle touch.

>===>
You put in the slots allotted/say the words, "LOVE, WEAPON, KNIFE, KNIVES, PARROTS, FRIENDSHIP, PARROTS."

>Waffles: Fan theories ON CRACK
Ok, so, so, Jake, so, ok, ok, Jake, ya listen, ok, so, Jake is-, ya listen, Jake is Tarzan, except, ya listening, ok, so, so, so, ok, expect, he was raised, BY PUMPKINS!

 

[CJ1145]

>Dirk: Get creative

You'll need some time to think on how to beat this guy. You use your SLOW ability to keep his PUNCH from leveling you and roll out of the way. You swap out the HYPERION GUNBLADE to dual-wield the HARUHARA BLADE and the WAY TO THE DAWN KEYBLADE. You then activate your HASTE MOTIF and and attempt to do a little PARKOUR up the OCCULOSI's arm so you can attack a more vital area. You attempt to get a flurry in on his SHOULDER. Maybe he'll be a little less of a challenge with only one limb.

>Future Dirk: Explain

"Well, I'm not 100% sure how this time travel stuff works, but... I think I know a way to bend the rules. I need you to promise me, the moment the Black King and Queen are dead, you'll kill me."

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Get Pestered

You make it to the KITCHEN,finding that everything is largely as you left it,when your GLASSES give a beep.Looks like Connor wants to chat it seems.

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog

[06:51:33] -- backroomSix [BS] began pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 18:51 --
[06:51:38] BS: Hello
[06:51:42] BS: What been up?
[06:51:53] GK: Oh,hey Connor
[06:51:59] BS: Update on your plan
[06:52:01] BS: please
[06:52:18] GK: You mean on the Propsit situation?
[06:52:27] BS: yes, and that jack doushe bag
[06:52:34] BS: Don't tell me, you joined him
[06:52:34] GK: Ok
[06:52:51] GK: I did
[06:53:02] BS: It's gonna bite us in the ass
[06:53:11] BS: I can tell you
[06:53:17] GK: I figured it would
[06:53:22] BS: Then why?
[06:53:46] BS: Are you doing because you think we have no other choice?
[06:53:55] BS: Because I dought that's true
[06:53:59] GK: Because I believed more good could from this then bad
[06:54:16] BS: Just, don't greet jack when you see him
[06:54:23] GK: Ph I won't
[06:54:29] BS: Infact, let the prospitans do the talking
[06:54:35] BS: Let them get stabed
[06:55:02] GK: I already greeted him..and boy do I not want to do that again
[06:55:11] BS: Quite
[06:55:20] BS: So, anything else going on?
[06:55:26] GK: And boy..I wasn't sure what I was expecting..but it wasn't what I saw
[06:55:38] BS: He's slick spades
[06:55:41] BS: What would you expect?
[06:55:43] GK: He was covered in red stuff
[06:55:57] GK: I'm pretty sure it was blood
[06:55:59] BS: ..., that's my blood most likely
[06:56:08] BS: or, my dream self's blood
[06:56:08] GK: Ya..probably
[06:56:13] BS: how nice
[06:56:20] BS: I love picturing that again
[06:56:23] GK: But as it stands
[06:56:31] GK: Jack is an ally of Propsit
[06:56:57] GK: And we have less then 18 hours until the troops he asked of the White Queen attack
[06:56:58] BS: Can I talk to you, about Slick spade's character, which this guy looks excaly like, for a moment?
[06:57:32] GK: Uh..if you want? I can't stop you
[06:58:05] BS: Slick Spade's only motitivation in MSPA, was to take out power stronger than him, to become higher than everyone else
[06:58:20] BS: To control power, and kill anyone in his way
[06:58:24] GK: I see.
[06:58:25] BS: Alies die, he doesn't care
[06:58:33] BS: Incoent die
[06:58:35] BS: he doesn't care
[06:58:39] GK: I kinda figured about the kill everyone thing
[06:58:57] BS: He will betray prospit, I know it
[06:58:59] GK: But its not like I trust him comepletely
[06:59:08] BS: I'm saying don't trust him at all
[06:59:45] GK: It would be bad manners to not show some respect to your ally :/
[07:00:17] BS: Look, if your going though with this, at least have a back up plan incase he betrays you
[07:00:23] BS: Otherwise we are fucked
[07:00:36] GK: I'm aware and I'm still planning
[07:00:45] BS: Good, keep planing
[07:00:49] GK: I am
[07:01:05] BS: Sign, so anything else to be updated about?
[07:01:34] GK: Well,I'm in Chas' good graces again
[07:01:49] BS: OK, anything with Chas I should know about
[07:01:56] BS: I have a bad feeling about him and me
[07:02:18] GK: He is still a nut about the leadership thing,but nothing I could really tell you.Sorry :/
[07:02:33] BS: OK then, I hope that's true
[07:02:38] BS: I know him and blue are close
[07:02:52] BS: and that blue is blood thirsty for me at some point on the timeline
[07:03:00] GK: Have you apologized to her yet?
[07:03:00] BS: so, I don't know
[07:03:07] GK: That might help
[07:03:11] BS: I can't unless I talk to her at the right point on the time line
[07:03:25] GK: Hmm
[07:04:00] BS: I think the answer will just stuble apon me
[07:04:02] GK: Well,I could suggest keep trying until you get one who tells you to fuck off...but that could be more form the constant pesterings..
[07:04:26] BS: Wait, you don't mean?
[07:04:29] BS: Lee?
[07:04:40] GK: Huh?
[07:04:45] BS: Xaiver
[07:05:02] GK: I haven't talked to him at all
[07:05:10] BS: never?
[07:05:31] GK: Not really
[07:05:49] GK: We just never..got along..not in a hateful way...juts no interest
[07:05:49] BS: Hmmm, I guess I'm at the middle point between this two groups of friends
[07:06:08] BS: Fair enough, we have a hate friend thing going
[07:06:13] GK: Wait so that measn...you're the auspice?
[07:06:16] GK:
[07:06:26] BS: I don't even know what that word means
[07:06:50] GK: You didn't get the troll romance talk yet?
[07:06:56] BS: Oh, god no
[07:06:59] BS: no no no
[07:07:01] BS: Fuck you
[07:07:06] GK: Huh?
[07:07:16] BS: It's not like I roll that way or anything
[07:07:25] BS: ...
[07:07:28] GK: Ok,slow down
[07:07:34] BS: Yeah
[07:07:37] GK: I'm not accusing you of anything here
[07:07:42] BS: OK, cool
[07:08:01] GK: I just asked if you were told anything about the troll romance thing
[07:08:14] GK: Which I'm going to assume you did
[07:08:15] BS: yeah, I know trolls hate snog
[07:08:26] GK: I..see
[07:08:26] BS: Which I don't know how I feel about at all
[07:08:36] GK: Well,its their system
[07:08:43] GK: They can do with it as they please
[07:09:22] BS: So, where are you now?
[07:09:29] BS: and are you dreaming by any chance?
[07:09:31] GK: Currently,at home
[07:09:39] GK: I just got back from Prospit
[07:09:50] BS: In your dream, you mean?]
[07:09:59] GK: Yes
[07:10:05] BS: OK
[07:10:07] GK: I have returned to the waking world
[07:10:14] BS: You wern't dead
[07:10:33] BS: You were in some ways more alive even
[07:10:41] GK: No,I'm quite alive
[07:10:58] BS: I figured, other wise we won't be talking right now
[07:11:01] GK: And I soooo want to check out that Library on Propsit once this whole thing is done
[07:11:14] BS: Hmmm, a library
[07:11:22] BS: I haven't been to one in a while
[07:11:42] GK: It was very big.Just imagine the knowledge they have aquired
[07:11:58] BS: Cool, you seem to enjoy that sort of thing
[07:12:00] BS: Reading
[07:12:02] BS: I mean
[07:12:06] GK: Oh very much
[07:12:29] BS: I'm always to into my video games to get to read much
[07:12:29] GK: And,considering this whole thing feels like we have jumped into one of my stories
[07:12:38] BS: Which one?
[07:12:47] BS: Is it a book I could of heard of?
[07:13:05] GK: I couldn't really point to one book in perticular
[07:13:17] BS: You said, "one of my"
[07:13:25] BS: Not "sevrual of my"
[07:13:36] GK: It was a figure of speech
[07:13:50] BS: I guess
[07:13:57] BS: Or a miscomuncations
[07:14:08] GK: So it would seem
[07:14:26] BS: So, do you know anything else about this world we're in?
[07:14:54] GK: Not really beyond what I put in that last memo
[07:15:06] BS: Can you give me acsess to it?
[07:15:08] BS: What's it called?
[07:15:48] BS: You know what
[07:15:51] BS: nevermind
[07:15:55] BS: I'll read it late
[07:15:56] BS: r
[07:15:58] GK: Ok
[07:16:04] BS: I got to talk to my pinkie pie sprite
[07:16:09] GK: Ok
[07:16:12] BS: Slash shepard sprite
[07:16:24] BS: if i didn't put mass effect inthere I don't know what I would do
[07:16:38] GK: Put something else in?
[07:16:45] BS: Would that even work??
[07:16:53] BS: Have you tried it??
[07:16:59] GK: I don't know
[07:17:02] GK: I wouldn't htough
[07:17:09] BS: What's your sprite, btw?
[07:17:13] GK: Lily
[07:17:21] BS: Lily, from what?
[07:17:26] BS: not Fallout: NV?
[07:17:38] GK: My little angel doll
[07:17:47] BS: Oh, that's, um, nice
[07:18:04] GK: Yes,she has been a great source of wisdom
[07:18:18] BS: That's cool, sounds better than pinkie pie
[07:18:22] BS: I hate mlp so much
[07:18:29] GK: I have no idea what that is
[07:18:40] BS: Do you, like, get out at all?
[07:19:01] GK: Sometimes...when i wanted to go to the library...
[07:19:19] BS: Um, nevermind. I'm gonna go talk to pinkie.
[07:19:22] BS: Good bye
[07:19:34] GK: Ok,later Connor /bow and remember..18 hours
[07:19:41] BS: OK
[07:19:43] GK: till shit hits the fan
[07:19:54] BS: OK, I'll remember that
[07:20:05] BS: Bye
[07:20:09] -- backroomSix [BS] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 19:20 --

You rub your temple in thought.Oh course you don't trust Jack.Hard to trust a guy who has stabbed three of your friends.But you have to let him think you do.For now anyway.You just sigh to yourself.More planning to do it seems.

You go off in search of Lily.She might be able to give you some answers and ideas to your problems.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Talk to Shepard Pie.

Yeah, you head up stairs and talk to her.

Spoiler: Spritelog

-- shepardPie [SP] began pestering backroomSix [BS] --
BS: Sup
SP: Oh, hi Connor.
BS: So, what have you been up too?
BS: I'm not sure I want to know that bad
SP: Um, not a whole lot really.
BS: So, if you don't want to tell me
BS: Oh, really?
SP: Just hanging about.
SP: Making new friends.
SP: Baking.
BS: Wait, new friends??
SP: Planning on how to destroy intergalatic warships.
SP: Yeah, the Imps and Ogres.
BS: there not gonna attack me, are they
BS: I'm cool with converting bad guys to good if they don't kill me
SP: If you don't annoy them, they won't.
BS: OK
BS: So, how did baking coconut bombs go?
SP: They're quite friendly once you give them some baked good.s
BS: I see your still alive
SP: Oh, right.
SP: Um... we might need a new kitchen.
BS: I told you to use a diffrent one
BS: We have a bunch of apartments
SP: No... no we don't.
BS: ...
SP: It's only the one.
BS: What do you mean?
BS: Did you blow up my nabors homes?
SP: No, only your apartment got taken into the Medium.
SP: And the building around it.
BS: Oh, so really? I was wondering why the bathtubs didn't join us
SP: Oh no, those are still on the roof.
BS: Oh.
BS: How messed up is the kitchen?
SP: They were added after you entered, right?
SP: Well, it's not so much messed up as it is just gone.
BS: ...My room is linke to the kitchen
SP: Yeah, you're missing a wall.
SP: Not much else though.
SP: Everything else is pretty much fine.
BS: Can I salfy reach my room?
SP: Of course.
BS: Oh, OK
BS: Well, at least theres that
BS: Ok, what about dad?
BS: Did you see him?
SP: Nope. He ran off somewhere.
BS: I remember you told me that
SP: I bet he's having all kinds of fun adventures.
BS: Yes, quite
BS: Brony with a Shotgun
BS: I should make that into a explotaion film
BS: ...
BS: Anyways, I got an idea to make my bombs work better
SP: Oooh, what's that?
BS: I need to find a anloluge clock
BS: To make the clockwork apature coconut bombs
BS: I think my dad has one
BS: In his room
SP: Neat.
BS: I'm gonna go get that
BS: brb
-- backroomSix [BS] ceased pestering shepardPie [SP] --

Sign. You hate talking to her. She's just so god damn stupid. Maybe you should reprotype her.

You go into your dads room look around.

 

[Pappytech]

Gah, sorry about the lack of posts today. Just got back to school, I'm tired, stressed, and this next week is going to be hell. And then next week is finals. And, to cap it all off, my mom actually started reading through this RP. So, that should be interesting, to say the least.

Um... yeah, I'm feeling kind of down right now, and likely will feel the same for the next few days. I'll try to have a post up tomorrow morning, but I'm just not feeling it right now. Sorry.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

Pappy, we completely understand, life is difficult at times. I think I speak for everyone when I say we have an open ears for your problems if you need to vent.

And Ms. Pappytech, if you are offend by anything in this thread, specifically, my 'pimp' persona, please note this all fictious and in no way reflectant of our true selves.

 

[ArcNitemare]

I do hope things get better for you Pappy.I agree with WnB that life is hard at times.But it will be worth it one day .

Also:

And Ms. Pappytech, if you are offend by anything in this thread, specifically, my 'pimp' persona, please note this all fictious and in no way reflectant of our true selves.

I would like to refraise that.They are not ENTIRELY reflectant of our true selves.I'm pretty sure each character shares aspects or quirks with his/her RPer.I do hope she finds it a good read though.

 

[MetroidNut]

Take all the time you need, Pappy. Also, being in a somewhat similar (though far less unpleasant) situation to you, I can only suggest you look at it this way - just a few weeks left.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>CG: I hope all goes well Cool Guy the Third.

It's tough, I'm sure. I'm going though shit at the moment that would ruin most people. But we all get though and stuff, otherwise we would of all died when the slightest troubles came up. I'm sure you'll get though yours cool guy.

Also, Ben, I think I'm the one who's been most offensive, just do the fact it's a self insertion and his mom likely thinks I'm really like this. I'm not, for the most part, but I'm sure everyone puts a little of themselves into their characters, I guess some a little more than others.

Anyways, I hope you feel better Pappy.

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: You find various PICTURES OF BIRDS, and a pretty complex SOUND SYSTEM. Doesn't look like there's much else in this room though.

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>Greg:

Spoiler: OOC

Uh, would you be up for a spritelog in, say, about 90 minutes?

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>Rich: Your suicidal tendencies haven't killed you yet! You manage to land on the OGRE'S head, dealing some damage as you collide. Unluckily, you also take some damage from the impact. HEALTH VIAL: 89%

Quickdraw manages to climb to his feet and take down another IMP before falling down again.

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>Xavier: As you hit the "k" button, it indents into the wall and stays put for a minute. However, once you hit "n", it returns to its original position.

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>Dirk: Although you're able to ascend the monster's arm, he's still quite reselient to your blows. You manage to deal some damage, but already the effects of HASTE and SLOW are beginning to wear off...

>Future Dirk: SIS shrugs, and shakes her head. She's dedicated a good chunk of her life to raising you; she's not going to be the one to kill you.

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>Connor: You find an ANALOG CLOCK.

 

[MetroidNut]

>Rich: Kill OGRE.

You place your HEADPHONES on the OGRE, and prepare to unleash the most cruel and wait fuck that MP3 file is corrupted.

You had better come up with a Plan B, and quickly!

>Rich: Attempt to move OGRE to incapacitating tears.

You find and play the saddest song in your arsenal.

Spoiler

 

[CJ1145]

Spoiler: OOC

The red shades are canon. Booyah. Also hello Mrs. Pappy, if you are reading this then you have more patience than I think most of us do.

Spoiler

>Dirk: Acknowledge this is not working

Yeah, the voice in your head is totally right. This thing is WAY too powerful for you to beat. Pretty much nothing you do even scratches it.

*DRAMATIC RECORD SCRATCH*

Wait a minute, WHAT? When did you get so pessimistic? There's nothing you can't do! You're the HERO OF TIME! Activate ULTIMATE MOVE: GIGA TIME BARRAGE!

Spoiler

[hr]

>Future Dirk: Be stumped

Well, shit, you tell your SIS. You suppose you'll just have to kick the ass of everything that comes your way from now until the time you enact your plan.

 

[ArcNitemare]

>Greg:Find Lily

While you look for Lily,you have a small chat with one of the trolls.Arm flailing may or may not have been involved.

Spoiler: Show Pesterlog

[08:12:23] -- equilibricConcilate [EC] began pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 20:12 --
[08:12:26] EC: \/ hey greg
[08:12:30] GK: Hello Letage
[08:12:57] EC: \/ whats up
[08:13:00] GK: Sorry about the waving thing.But I figured you and Illire would want to know some things
[08:13:07] EC: \/ i like knowing things
[08:13:24] GK: Well first,before I say anything else
[08:13:38] GK: I told Connor he owes you an apology
[08:13:48] EC: \/ darn tootin'
[08:14:04] GK: So hopefully next time you talk to him he will give you one
[08:14:08] EC: \/ thank you for trying to set him straight
[08:14:26] GK: I'm trying to keep up as on friendly of terms as possible
[08:14:26] EC: \/ but i think any apology from him would be hollow and insincere
[08:14:54] GK: Maybe.But its better then nothing
[08:15:12] EC: \/ i have refrained asking your leader to kill him
[08:15:19] EC: \/ i think hell have to settle with that
[08:15:32] GK: Uh..Why would you ask Chas to kill him?
[08:15:43] EC: \/ has he told you how he offended me
[08:16:35] GK: Not really.He just said you were pure evil and a skilled liar
[08:16:51] GK: Which,for the record,I don't believe
[08:17:33] EC: \/ adding to that he proceded to call my - now exinct i must add - society and civilisation both cruel and unjust
[08:17:47] EC: \/ after which my standing in it was questioned and ridiculed
[08:17:52] GK: Hmm,well he told me a bit about it
[08:18:08] GK: The blood thing mainly
[08:18:14] EC: \/ yes that
[08:18:27] GK: But my thought on the matter is,if as you say it is extinct
[08:18:38] GK: then you don't have to hold yourself to it anymore
[08:18:54] GK: Not unless you want to anyway
[08:19:54] EC: \/ i cannot give up certain traits of it though certainly i have shed some of the shackles that bound me
[08:20:02] EC: \/ but i will not tolerate ridicule
[08:20:16] EC: \/ i think that me not facilitating his death is as tolerable as i can be right now
[08:20:16] GK: I can understand that
[08:21:34] GK: I will respect your choice in this
[08:21:43] EC: \/ thank you
[08:21:57] GK: I will admit though
[08:22:12] GK: He told me what you and Illire look like....and it was not what I expected
[08:22:20] EC: \/ what were you expecting
[08:22:28] GK: I don't know what I was expecting but that wasn't it
[08:23:23] GK: I do have to ask one question..well two questions
[08:23:31] EC: \/ shoot
[08:23:54] GK: The first,and less important,is I am curious what your...title,was it?
[08:24:11] GK: I am curious what it is
[08:24:47] EC: \/ to understand that you must understand the fundamental differences between our sessions
[08:24:55] EC: \/ you entered the game with eight players
[08:25:00] EC: \/ we did with two
[08:25:09] GK: I see
[08:25:32] EC: \/ and as there are certain roles essential to the game itself illire and i both got a secondary role
[08:25:49] GK: That would make sense I guess
[08:25:53] EC: \/ he gained the knight of time and space where i recieved the maid of might and mind
[08:26:10] GK: oooooo Illire is a Knight as well?
[08:26:23] EC: \/ yes he is
[08:26:28] EC: \/ in title anyway
[08:26:29] GK: woot
[08:26:57] GK: That definetly sounds awesome for you both
[08:27:30] EC: \/ it was quite a thrill
[08:27:37] GK: I don't think I could handle it though..seems like too much power to me
[08:28:43] EC: \/ this is quite ironic coming from the knight of space
[08:29:11] GK: Hmm probably
[08:29:40] GK: Not to sound rude..but I figured Space and Time would be the stronger of the powers
[08:30:05] GK: Fundamental stuff of the Unoverse and all
[08:30:28] EC: \/ the power is as strong as you let it be
[08:30:35] EC: \/ i would not place illire higher than myself
[08:30:46] EC: \/ neither would i think me more powerful than him
[08:32:21] GK: I will just have to becareful I guess
[08:32:46] EC: \/ you also had a second question you said
[08:33:36] GK: Oh right sorry..rambling
[08:34:32] GK: I believe it was mentioned to me that Illire was your slave at one point..I'm curious if this is still true
[08:35:10] EC: \/ that is a thing i am quite ashamed of
[08:35:15] EC: \/ but it is no longer true
[08:35:20] EC: \/ it hasnt been for a while
[08:35:25] GK: Thats good
[08:35:36] GK: I abhor slavery
[08:36:28] GK: I mean,I understand that different cultures have different values..but still
[08:36:41] EC: \/ it indeed was a societal thing
[08:37:10] GK: I see.The blood thing again?
[08:37:15] EC: \/ yes
[08:37:35] EC: \/ he was the lowest of bloods and wasnt allowed to refuse me anything
[08:37:41] EC: \/ though he did many times
[08:38:00] GK: Well if what he told me is true..I can understand why
[08:38:37] GK: He told me his bloodbrothers were killed
[08:39:14] EC: \/ the posse to which i belonged indeed attacked his hivestem
[08:39:31] GK: I see
[08:39:57] GK: Not to be rude Letage..but I hope to never visit your world
[08:40:18] EC: \/ you need not worry 88P
[08:40:42] GK: Ya
[08:40:52] GK: It got meteored as well?
[08:40:59] EC: \/ it did
[08:41:23] EC: \/ i saw the beginning of it right as i passed into the medium
[08:42:28] GK: I remember almost getting killed by a meteor...my first near death experience since starting this whole day
[08:43:54] GK: I hope to not have anyone one anytime soon..but I don't think I will get that lucky...
[08:44:10] GK: Anyway..on to why I was looking like a fool to get in touch with you
[08:44:15] EC: \/ have your dreams been pleasant though
[08:44:31] EC: \/ i remember prospit being a place of respite in the first few days
[08:44:59] GK: It was..oddly calming and peaceful
[08:45:14] GK: I felt like I had been there my whole life
[08:46:42] EC: \/ you might have woken up earlier
[08:46:53] EC: \/ perhaps you have been dreaming this all your life
[08:47:13] GK: I don't know..I don't remember..I did get that feeling when i was there though
[08:48:15] EC: \/ have you met the queen
[08:48:19] GK: Yes
[08:48:45] GK: She was very calm and serene
[08:49:25] GK: She told me things,like Propsit winning the war for example
[08:49:41] GK: I looked into Skaia
[08:50:04] EC: \/ glimpsed into the future did you
[08:50:38] GK: past...present..future..I don't know..I saw..I don;t know what I saw really
[08:54:44] -- equilibricConcilate [EC] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 20:54 --

Well that was rude.Or she is having computer trouble.You're not really sure which.Oh well,you will just have to fill them in later.Least you were able to solve the problem between Connor and her.

You find Lily pretty much were you last saw her,out in the YARD keeping the IMPS and SALAMANDERS out of trouble.She spots you as you walk over to her and gives you a kind smile.

Spoiler: Show Spritelog

[10:45:56] -- lilySprite [LS] began pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 22:45 --
[10:46:05] GK: Hey Lily
[10:46:15] LS: Hello Greg.
[10:46:19] LS: How was your nap?
[10:46:32] GK: It was..ok.
[10:46:55] GK: Though I think it will be the last I have for awhile.
[10:47:10] LS: Why's that?
[10:47:38] GK: The alliance between Jack and Prospit is a go
[10:47:52] LS: Ah, well done!
[10:48:54] GK: I hope to never met the guy in person
[10:49:11] LS: I assume you mean Jack?
[10:49:16] GK: Yes
[10:49:18] LS: Yes, that's probably for the best.
[10:49:57] GK: And in less then 18 hours time Jack's plan will go into effect,if everything goes well
[10:50:15] GK: And I hope to have a plan in case something goes wrong
[10:50:38] LS: Ah, yes, that'd be a good idea.
[10:51:20] GK: One plan at a time though...the Propsit winning problem..which sounds weird in calling it a problem
[10:52:01] GK: Any advice you can give me on that Lily?
[10:52:27] LS: Hmm... that's a difficult problem.
[10:52:42] GK: Yes,yes it is
[10:52:43] LS: Every prophecy states that Prospit is destined to lose this war.
[10:53:08] LS: Derse must, and will, emerge victorious.
[10:53:36] LS: However, I can't imagine why they would be losing at this point...
[10:53:50] GK: Thats really the only reason I am trying to come up with a plan to make sure Propsit doesn't win
[10:54:14] LS: Both worlds have equal resources, the abilities to create the same soldiers, the same ships, the same defenses.
[10:54:26] GK: I see
[10:54:37] GK: ..But different morals...
[10:54:51] LS: Well, yes, of course.
[10:54:58] LS: But, assuming that Prospit is fighting all out, then there's only one explanation.
[10:55:07] LS: Derse is holding back.
[10:55:50] GK: Thats a very real and very worring possiblility
[10:56:03] LS: Yes, yes it is.
[10:56:21] GK: I guess the question is then..what is making them hold back?
[10:56:39] LS: Therein lies the rub.
[10:57:08] GK: You hope for answers and get more questions.Seems to be the way of this place,huh Lily?
[10:57:51] LS: Hehe, I'm sorry Greg. It's the game's nature.
[10:58:16] GK: Not your fault Lily.I know you are helping me as best you can.And I would ask for nothing more from you.
[11:00:26] GK: I will just have to find out more about Derse before I make a plan on that I guess.I will have to contact one of the still living Princes of Derse to see what they can find out.
[11:01:17] LS: I seem to be repeating myself, but yes. That would be a wise action.
[11:02:24] GK: Lily,just for clairification,can you tell me what would happen in normally in the war?
[11:02:44] LS: Hmm... well, I don't exactly know myself.
[11:02:49] GK: I see
[11:02:59] GK: Very well
[11:03:03] LS: But, the Black King will eventually defeat the White King.
[11:03:21] GK: And take his throne?
[11:03:34] LS: Not his throne, but his scepter.
[11:04:01] LS: Using the White King's scepter, the Black King will be able to start the Reckoning, the event that will destroy Skaia.
[11:04:12] GK: I see
[11:04:28] GK: Now that is information I can use
[11:05:43] GK: So,I'm guessing we have to stop the Black King starting the Reckoning?
[11:06:01] LS: Yes; that is one of your main goals.
[11:06:30] LS: Skaia is a crucial component in the Ultamite Alchemy.
[11:06:39] GK: I see
[11:07:35] GK: Just another thing added to the pile of others things..haha
[11:07:50] LS: Yes, exactly.
[11:08:43] GK: When this is all over Lily,I'm going into my room,locking my door and not coming out for awhile....
[11:09:21] LS: Hehe, curl up with a nice book for a few days?
[11:09:26] GK: Yes
[11:09:47] LS: Well, that sounds lovely.
[11:10:09] LS: Just have to worry about getting through these next few days, and you'll all be able to take a nice long break.
[11:10:20] GK: Yep
[11:11:12] GK: Ugh..I think I know how the kids in my stories feel now
[11:11:22] LS: I should imagine so.
[11:11:37] LS: Now, do you have any other questions I can help with?
[11:12:22] GK: Anything more you can tell me about God Tiers?I would like to have as much info as I can on something that requires my death.
[11:12:51] LS: My apologies Greg, but I can't tell you any more about them.
[11:13:01] GK: Its ok Lily
[11:13:01] LS: You'll have to learn about them through other means.
[11:13:19] GK: I thank you for what you could tell me
[11:13:30] GK: I just hope that things get easier
[11:13:45] LS: Oh Greg...
[11:13:47] GK: Though with Chas still acting like himself I don't think so...
[11:13:55] LS: I'm sorry.
[11:14:13] GK: Its not your fault Lily.
[11:14:15] LS: But, if there's one thing I can garuntee you, it's that things will get much, much harder.
[11:14:51] GK: I guess we wouldn't be heroes if it didn't.Though I still don't feel much like a hero..
[11:15:16] LS: I know you'll do fine.
[11:15:25] GK: I hope so
[11:15:37] GK: I thank you Lily,for everything
[11:15:57] LS: Of course Greg.
[11:16:29] -- lilySprite [LS] ceased pestering ghostKnight [GK] at 23:16 --

You give Lily a hug,then head back inside.More troubling news.You had thought that Prospit might have been overpowering Derse.but if Derse is holding back...that changes everything.

You sigh to yourself as more problems seem to just keep popping up.

Might as well make sure the CAT's food and water are full.

 

[Connor Lonske]

>Connor: Look around the room some more.

Yeah, you already described what was in here. There a bit more streamers and empty plates. You go looking for something of use when suddenly...

You a large present package hidden away in the closet, with a note on it from your father going on about how he knows you'll enjoy your birthday present. You open it up and find this.

Spoiler

Can it be? No, no way!

>Connor: Open up case.

No way.

Spoiler

It's, a Alto Saxophone.

>Connor: Proceed to hug your awesome gift.

 

[Pappytech]

>Chas: What monsters hath society wrought? Men of wrath and anger, doing nothing but destroying all that lies before them. Some people want to save the world. You just want to see it burn.

Overreaction aside, you take off, and begin soaring around. As you fly about, you hear several loud bursts of music, apparently coming from a cluster of Underlings about a mile from your current position.

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>Rich: The OGRE, not knowing the story being conveyed by the Protomen's lyrics, is unable to feel the emotional plight of Dr. Light, and does not take any damage or experience any heartfelt revelations about the foolishness of man trying to save the world.

Instead, he gestures to one of the remaining IMPS, who pulls out a BOOMBOX and begins playing a sad song of their own. Because, why not?

Spoiler: Sadder song

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>Dirk: ...Well, now I know what LEITMOTIF OF THE AGES does.

Your swarm of GIGA CORE DRILLS tears through the OCCULOSI, reducing the beast to a massive pile of Grist. Your attack proceeds to wipe out a large portion of the remaining enemies as well, freeing Snake-Eyes in the process.

Although you still face an impressive hoard of foes (A single GICLOPS, some assorted OGRES and BASILISKS, and a large amount of IMPS) most of them seem to be scared senseless, trembling as they stare at you.

>Future Dirk: Your SIS laughs at your proposal, and wishes you good luck with that. She then turns and walks away, swinging one of her enormous dies as she marches off.

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>Greg: As you refill Periwinkle's food and water, he gives a grateful meow, and begins eating.

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>Connor: Sure, why not. You got a saxophone.