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That wasn't from Naruto, I didn't een see the connection until you said it. Just nerdiness.Arleer157 said:
I handled that post rather badly, didn't I? I guess I shouldn't try subtle humour when I'm tired. I had intended to strengthen the parody by offering a seemingly serious reply to a joking one where I offer in moderate tone a moderate alternative that is extreme enough to make the reader blink. First, I chastise you for your extremity and say suicide is an unnecessary action, then counter with a trip to the hospital. To avoid a movie. That was what I was going for.Aardvark said:
Well from what I've gathered from this thread, the best things to do are:
Sleep.
Make fun of the audience.
Kill myself.
Do something that will get me kicked out.
Well, I like living, I've never been able to sleep through any movie, shitty or otherwise, I don't feel like getting in trouble again, especially on Christmas, so I guess that leaves me the option of making fun of the audience...
...I'll see how well this works for me.
Sleep.
Make fun of the audience.
Kill myself.
Do something that will get me kicked out.
Well, I like living, I've never been able to sleep through any movie, shitty or otherwise, I don't feel like getting in trouble again, especially on Christmas, so I guess that leaves me the option of making fun of the audience...
...I'll see how well this works for me.
Get some fun out of it. Just yell "Edward Cullen is GAY!" in the middle of the theater and then run like hell. You may have to change your name and move out of town, but the hilarity would be quite worth it =P
I would try to make a comedic remark and fail, so in all seriousness, bring an mp3 player if you have it.
Well I saw two suggestions that actually seemed quite good and are also completely legal and trouble-free and whatnot. So put those two together and you'll have a great time:
-Booze up
-Try to pick up girls in the theatre.
I guess if you act like you're a great Twilight fan you might get lucky. Just get some of the obvious parts of the story off wikipedia as to sound credible.
Ofcourse if you don't want to go that extra mile you could always just get high and go see it.
Everything is funny when you're high enough.
-Booze up
-Try to pick up girls in the theatre.
I guess if you act like you're a great Twilight fan you might get lucky. Just get some of the obvious parts of the story off wikipedia as to sound credible.
Ofcourse if you don't want to go that extra mile you could always just get high and go see it.
Everything is funny when you're high enough.
Start arguing with one of the fangirls in the theater whether or not vampires die when in the sun. According to Twilight, vampires "sparkle" when they go in the sun, not die a painful firey death like they should.
Me and some friends got in that argument with just about every Twilight fan in the school, it' actually pretty funny.
Me and some friends got in that argument with just about every Twilight fan in the school, it' actually pretty funny.
0_0 **slaps ThaBenMan al la Gibbs style**ThaBenMan said:
What I do suggest is an MP3 player, maybe with radio, or sleep. Legging it isn't a nice thing to do, and all the other suggestions are illegal. I also suggest not trying to pick up those girls... fangirls probably aren't the best girlfriend material.
Maybe this way she'll stop trying to force you to hang out with her.ThaBenMan said:
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One would hope.
