Well guys...

[Fraught]

supportive undergarments, will help WHEN YOUR BALLS RETRACT INTO YOUR BODY! lol seriously? if you like the girl an open mind. OR make snite, sarcastic comments the whole movie...

1. He can't like the girl. It's his cousin, for french fries' sake!
2. The movie's already over. Like, yesterday.
3. Making sarcastic comments won't help make a movie less boring.

 

[Zeke109]

kicking and screaming.

That movie sucked.

anyway, I had to watch Despereaux with my sister, and I pretty much drowned out the sound of the movie and made up my own words for it. The things I thought up were actually funny, and totally innappropriate for the scene taking place.

 

[Dys]

Fap FURIOUSLY once the film starts. Make sure it is FURIOUS or it won't work...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh god that actually hurts I'm laughing that hard, best suggestion ever. Now I actually want to go see it.

 

[Novajam]

Look. Twilight isn't that bad if you can go into it with the right mindset. I knew it was shitty before I went and saw it, and I had a wonderful time imitating the characters loudly in silly voices all the way through.

Comedy of the year.

EDIT: Damn, too late.

 

[RobinHood3000]

get your self thrown out by "accidently" pouring your drink on someone's head

C'mon, man, no point in ruining the moviegoing experience for somebody else. Even if it is crap already. You could end up pouring it on to another poor bastard that got dragged to the dreck they call a "movie."

New idea: dub it loudly in mock German.

 

[Manbro]

I would shoot myself in the foot, or commit suicide.

New idea: dub it loudly in mock German.

Thanks for that, I laughed so hard at the idea of some random guy sitting in a cinema loudly speaking fake German.