Well guys...

[RobinHood3000]

I'd bring a notepad and a stopwatch. Write down snarky comments and a timestamp. MST3K the mess when it comes out on DVD. Post on YouTube and gain 5 points to your Internet notoriety.

If that's too much effort, I'd go with the "naptime" option.

 

[xitel]

Pretend that you think it's a comedy and laugh as loud as you can at everything anyone ever says.
Not only will you get kicked out by the theatre police, but your cousin will be so embarrassed she'll never make you go with her to movies again.

I have actually done this. Only it WAS a comedy. And I didn't realize.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

If you wear glasses, find a way to make the lenses look like your eyes just enough so you can't tell in the dark. Sleep, daydream (or nightdream, since it's night).

 

[Glerken]

^ to my knowledge night dreaming is just called dreaming. Well considering you alredy saw it my advice comes to late. But the way to actually have a good time is laugh at everything, except the parts that are supposed to be funny, sob loudly during that. As people said, make as many gay jokes as possible.

 

[Handofpwn]

...At nine o' clock tonight I have to go with my cousin to go see...


*shudders*


...Twilight, and I can't get out of it.

So I ask you guys, what should I do to make this easier for me while having to sit in the theater?

And I've already tried asking my way out of it, so not going isn't an option.

since it's twilight suicide is you only hope maybe you could bring your ipod and listen to music and not become a stupid twilight fan

You could hope for the old popcorn surprise, but getting that from a cousin would probably be kinda creepy.

 

[Handofpwn]

...At nine o' clock tonight I have to go with my cousin to go see...


*shudders*


...Twilight, and I can't get out of it.

So I ask you guys, what should I do to make this easier for me while having to sit in the theater?

And I've already tried asking my way out of it, so not going isn't an option.

since it's twilight suicide is you only hope maybe you could bring your ipod and listen to music and not become a stupid twilight fan

You could hope for the old popcorn surprise, but getting that from a cousin would probably be kinda creepy.

well if you live in the south go for the popcorn surprise if you live in the north YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. P.S. don't put butter in it or it will burn

And how do you know that it burns? Internet research or personal experience?

 

[The Iron Ninja]

Why the hell does this thread keep coming back to incest?

What's the time in... *checks profile* Texas now?

If it's past 9.00 then he's already gone.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

In fact I'm back.


And when it got to the part where she said," I know what you are...a vampire," I let out a huge gasp and everyone stared at me.

Having to see the movie was bad enough but it was only made worse because the two teenagers next to me would not stop fucking making out.

I still can't get over that dialogue

Edward: I...I can't stay away from you.

Bella:...Why...?

Edward:You're...you're like a drug to me.

*long pause*

Edward: Like my own personal brand of heroin.

 

[Etrius_the_seraphim]

get your self thrown out by "accidently" pouring your drink on someone's head

 

[Handofpwn]

...At nine o' clock tonight I have to go with my cousin to go see...


*shudders*


...Twilight, and I can't get out of it.

So I ask you guys, what should I do to make this easier for me while having to sit in the theater?

And I've already tried asking my way out of it, so not going isn't an option.

since it's twilight suicide is you only hope maybe you could bring your ipod and listen to music and not become a stupid twilight fan

You could hope for the old popcorn surprise, but getting that from a cousin would probably be kinda creepy.

well if you live in the south go for the popcorn surprise if you live in the north YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. P.S. don't put butter in it or it will burn

And how do you know that it burns? Internet research or personal experience?

let's say i have a friend who is stupid but still some how gets hot girl friends

The envy train keeps a rollin'.I imagine it is a rather satisfying burn...

 

[Azrael the Cat]

Fap FURIOUSLY once the film starts. Make sure it is FURIOUS or it won't work...

 

[Handofpwn]

Fap FURIOUSLY once the film starts. Make sure it is FURIOUS or it won't work...

Umm... what exactly would you fap to? or is it just fapping for faps sake?

 

[kommando367]

...At nine o' clock tonight I have to go with my cousin to go see...


*shudders*


...Twilight, and I can't get out of it.

So I ask you guys, what should I do to make this easier for me while having to sit in the theater?

And I've already tried asking my way out of it, so not going isn't an option.

since it's twilight suicide is you only hope maybe you could bring your ipod and listen to music and not become a stupid twilight fan

You could hope for the old popcorn surprise, but getting that from a cousin would probably be kinda creepy.

well if you live in the south go for the popcorn surprise if you live in the north YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. P.S. don't put butter in it or it will burn

And how do you know that it burns? Internet research or personal experience?

let's say i have a friend who is stupid but still some how gets hot girl friends

my research suggests that your blaming the south in an atempt to stray people away from knowing that you "DON'T KNOW BETTER THAN THAT"

 

[Booze Zombie]

You probably could've gotten through the whole movie without seeing a thing if you were kissing your cousin.
What? Don't look at me like that!
Kissing doesn't equal incest!

 

[kommando367]

...At nine o' clock tonight I have to go with my cousin to go see...


*shudders*


...Twilight, and I can't get out of it.

So I ask you guys, what should I do to make this easier for me while having to sit in the theater?

And I've already tried asking my way out of it, so not going isn't an option.

since it's twilight suicide is you only hope maybe you could bring your ipod and listen to music and not become a stupid twilight fan

You could hope for the old popcorn surprise, but getting that from a cousin would probably be kinda creepy.

well if you live in the south go for the popcorn surprise if you live in the north YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT. P.S. don't put butter in it or it will burn

And how do you know that it burns? Internet research or personal experience?

let's say i have a friend who is stupid but still some how gets hot girl friends

my research suggests that your blaming the south in an atempt to stray people away from knowing that you "DON'T KNOW BETTER THAN THAT"

but blaming the worst part of our country is so much fun and don't even think up any comeback because the south gets the worst test scores, most fat people, most crime, and most old people

i don't need a comeback becuase we southerners have something you ignorant fools will never have, morals and honor, its what keeps us from acknowledging your obvious faults. you say that we have the most old people like thats a bad thing, you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[AdjectiveAnimal]

Suicide.

This

 

[kommando367]

Ok go loose a war to america then complain about loosing everyday and wearing trashy tee shirts that say the south will rise again. P.S. I forgot that the south has lower ages for legal consent, and looser laws on inbreeding

do you really have nothing better to do than add on to this meaningless argument

 

[xitel]

Ok go loose a war to america then complain about loosing everyday and wearing trashy tee shirts that say the south will rise again. P.S. I forgot that the south has lower ages for legal consent, and looser laws on inbreeding

do you really have nothing better to do than add on to this meaningless argument

To be brutally honest I'm bored right now so I'm wasting time

No offense, but if your just bored you still need to avoid trolling. You'll get a perma-ban faster than you can say "I can haz ban nao plz". Go play a game or something.

 

[Social Pariah]

Dress the part and try to enjoy it.

 

[iseko]

Prozac, vicodin, vodka and weed. If it doesn't kill you, you should still be out of it for a while.