i like how when he was talking about belly rings and he says he wants the satisfaction "of playing with an dangling one" in psychology they call that a Freudian slip
Well that date was weird...
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There was one time.
I don't want to call it a date, but that's what I'm told it kind of was, even though it was horrible, so ugh.
Anyway,
While I was going to a university, I was taking courses on Saturday mornings for three hours.
This guy who I passed while walking on the street to class in the morning followed me into the building, at this point I thought he was just another student, he followed into the elevator, and started flirting a bit. He asked if I wanted to go for coffee after class (I figured he would be going to a class as well), I said sure, he seemed nice.
But then during my entire three hour course, I could see him through the window in the door. He was just sitting at a desk, sometimes reading, sometimes just staring at me. He wasn't actually a student, he just went in the building because of me and waited there for -three hours- for this, I didn't ask him to, I thought he was going to his own class - but he wasn't a student.
Just before the end of class, he disappears somewhere, and then when my class ends I go downstairs, he's there and he had gone to get his car (which was odd because the coffee shop was less than a minute walking). He said he thought it would be nicer to drive up to one of the local landmarks (a very scenic/pretty area) and asked if I minded, I said sure and got into his car, figuring that I knew Mount Royal enough and could get public transport if I had to bail on him (I know, I should never have gone into his car in the first place) it was horribly stupid, it was just the first time a guy had...ever shown 'dating' interest in me, and I was really flustered.
On the drive up, he's constantly grabbing and stroking his crotch, and trying to pet my legs and grab my hands, trying to slowly bring my hand over to his crotch, I resist that, and start to think "I'm ditching this guy".
We get up to one of the viewpoints, I sit on one of the ledges looking over the city, it's slightly snow-covered and a bit sunny, and super gorgeous. He moves to stand in front of me, facing me and tries to spread my legs and move his hands closer to...
I push him away, and start walking to the bus. He follows and tries to grab my hand, asking me to get into his car and help him 'explode' (his exact word). He was bigger than me, but I'm stronger than I look, I shoved him and don't think he fully expected it. He tumbled over a bench and was still lying on the pavement as I get onto the bus.
Asshole waited three fucking hours on a Saturday morning for the chance to treat me like a whore.
And now I'm a lot more cautious and skeptical of guys who would ask me out, for better or for worse.
I don't want to call it a date, but that's what I'm told it kind of was, even though it was horrible, so ugh.
Anyway,
While I was going to a university, I was taking courses on Saturday mornings for three hours.
This guy who I passed while walking on the street to class in the morning followed me into the building, at this point I thought he was just another student, he followed into the elevator, and started flirting a bit. He asked if I wanted to go for coffee after class (I figured he would be going to a class as well), I said sure, he seemed nice.
But then during my entire three hour course, I could see him through the window in the door. He was just sitting at a desk, sometimes reading, sometimes just staring at me. He wasn't actually a student, he just went in the building because of me and waited there for -three hours- for this, I didn't ask him to, I thought he was going to his own class - but he wasn't a student.
Just before the end of class, he disappears somewhere, and then when my class ends I go downstairs, he's there and he had gone to get his car (which was odd because the coffee shop was less than a minute walking). He said he thought it would be nicer to drive up to one of the local landmarks (a very scenic/pretty area) and asked if I minded, I said sure and got into his car, figuring that I knew Mount Royal enough and could get public transport if I had to bail on him (I know, I should never have gone into his car in the first place) it was horribly stupid, it was just the first time a guy had...ever shown 'dating' interest in me, and I was really flustered.
On the drive up, he's constantly grabbing and stroking his crotch, and trying to pet my legs and grab my hands, trying to slowly bring my hand over to his crotch, I resist that, and start to think "I'm ditching this guy".
We get up to one of the viewpoints, I sit on one of the ledges looking over the city, it's slightly snow-covered and a bit sunny, and super gorgeous. He moves to stand in front of me, facing me and tries to spread my legs and move his hands closer to...
I push him away, and start walking to the bus. He follows and tries to grab my hand, asking me to get into his car and help him 'explode' (his exact word). He was bigger than me, but I'm stronger than I look, I shoved him and don't think he fully expected it. He tumbled over a bench and was still lying on the pavement as I get onto the bus.
Asshole waited three fucking hours on a Saturday morning for the chance to treat me like a whore.
And now I'm a lot more cautious and skeptical of guys who would ask me out, for better or for worse.
Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
I guess i have to give you the talk then? Well you see, when a man and a women love eachother very much they steal a baby from the local hospital and claim it is theirs.chaos order said:i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
Considering that I don't leave the house, don't have a job, and I can't drive, I've never had a date before. I'd say I'm sad about this but honestly, I know I'm not a good person, so I'd just be wasting the girls time if I could actually find a single girl anywhere on this flipping island. I swear, single girls are rarer than unicorns at my college...
who needs love? i do that on a weekly basis. im thinking of starting my own Nike factoryBeffudled Sheep said:I guess i have to give you the talk then? Well you see, when a man and a women love eachother very much they steal a baby from the local hospital and claim it is theirs.chaos order said:i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
what sort of magic do you use to get two different women sooo enamored with you that they stalk you and where can i get some.ilikevidyagames said:
Hey! Don't you dare try to move in on my business! you can start making Uggs if you want but Nikes are mine!chaos order said:who needs love? i do that on a weekly basis. im thinking of starting my own Nike factoryBeffudled Sheep said:I guess i have to give you the talk then? Well you see, when a man and a women love eachother very much they steal a baby from the local hospital and claim it is theirs.chaos order said:i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
UGGS? you know what nevermind ill just sell the childrenBeffudled Sheep said:Hey! Don't you dare try to move in on my business! you can start making Uggs if you want but Nikes are mine!chaos order said:who needs love? i do that on a weekly basis. im thinking of starting my own Nike factoryBeffudled Sheep said:I guess i have to give you the talk then? Well you see, when a man and a women love eachother very much they steal a baby from the local hospital and claim it is theirs.chaos order said:i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!
SaetonChapelle said:
Five inches is rather short. I think that might have been a source of awkwardness on your date.
I have no stories to match that, alas, and now that I'm married it's looking like I never will. I've had awkward dates, though. There was one where within five minutes I knew the chemistry just wasn't there. We made boring conversation for two hours. At one point she asked if I wanted to get another drink, and I said "no". The date simply wasn't worth it.
There are others, but after your story they seem somewhat banal. I have a couple good psycho ex stories? Not quite the same, I suppose.
Oh jeez OP. I would highly advise against going out with that guy again (for your own safety!)
I ended up on a date with a guy a few months ago who I met at a game store. He seemed nice enough, so I agreed. He offered to picked me up (first red flag) but I was too shy to decline, so on date-night he comes rolling up to my house (in a rather bad part of town) in this obviously really expensive and new sports car. The first thing he says to me upon entering the car is "how do you feel about your hair?" I thought he was going to ask me to get a hair cut, honest to god, but he wanted to put the top of his car down. Again, too shy to refuse, he did. Our destination was pretty far from my house (second red flag) and on the highway, he began talking about how fabulous his car was and how fast it could go. He proceeded to give me a demonstration of how fast it could go. Mind you, I am TERRIFIED of driving. I'm a very nervous passenger, and I just about threw up all over his nice leather interior.
We had dinner, which was awkward, because I'm shy as hell and we had very little in common apart from liking video games, and at one point he asked me if I was seriously not going to eat the rest of my meal. I have bad social anxiety and refrain from eating in public whenever possible. Red flag number three.
We then went to see a movie, which he surprisingly didn't talk through, but not before learning he is a terrible racist. Upon parking his car at the cinema, he told me how worried he was when picking me up and recalled a time when he went to a really bad area of the state, and, considering how expensive his car was, was terrified. He said something along the lines of "I was afraid that the niggers were going to sell my car for parts!" When driving me home, he tried to insist he wasn't racist, that was "just the way he felt". Needless to say, things did not progress from there.
I ended up on a date with a guy a few months ago who I met at a game store. He seemed nice enough, so I agreed. He offered to picked me up (first red flag) but I was too shy to decline, so on date-night he comes rolling up to my house (in a rather bad part of town) in this obviously really expensive and new sports car. The first thing he says to me upon entering the car is "how do you feel about your hair?" I thought he was going to ask me to get a hair cut, honest to god, but he wanted to put the top of his car down. Again, too shy to refuse, he did. Our destination was pretty far from my house (second red flag) and on the highway, he began talking about how fabulous his car was and how fast it could go. He proceeded to give me a demonstration of how fast it could go. Mind you, I am TERRIFIED of driving. I'm a very nervous passenger, and I just about threw up all over his nice leather interior.
We had dinner, which was awkward, because I'm shy as hell and we had very little in common apart from liking video games, and at one point he asked me if I was seriously not going to eat the rest of my meal. I have bad social anxiety and refrain from eating in public whenever possible. Red flag number three.
We then went to see a movie, which he surprisingly didn't talk through, but not before learning he is a terrible racist. Upon parking his car at the cinema, he told me how worried he was when picking me up and recalled a time when he went to a really bad area of the state, and, considering how expensive his car was, was terrified. He said something along the lines of "I was afraid that the niggers were going to sell my car for parts!" When driving me home, he tried to insist he wasn't racist, that was "just the way he felt". Needless to say, things did not progress from there.
*ahem*
I'm a single guy, a gamer, I dont exercise nor have money (God this all sounds so unappealing).
What say you to a date, ma'am? It cant be any worse than what you had to endure. Who knows, love might blossom on The Escapist!
EDIT: I'm not a douche bag. Thats something at least!
I'm a single guy, a gamer, I dont exercise nor have money (God this all sounds so unappealing).
What say you to a date, ma'am? It cant be any worse than what you had to endure. Who knows, love might blossom on The Escapist!
EDIT: I'm not a douche bag. Thats something at least!
Never really did much dating. Lucked into most of my sex and my current amazing relationship. But I did once meet my 10 year older than me friend with benefits for lunch at the same cafe my step-mum was getting her coffee. That was a bit awkward.
Nothing Tra La La said:
The only thing that saves this story is the last bit.
Otherwise, you sound like a shitty date. He offers to pick you up, which is traditional (if not wise, but certainly traditional) - and something you could have said 'no' to. He shows up in a nice car in a bad part of town, so he's obviously trying to impress you (or he just has a nice car and is trying to impress everyone). He takes the time to consider your hair before taking the top down, which is nice of him. The speeding thing is old school 'How to Impress Women' - and was probably a bad move on his part since you don't make mention that you told him you had "Emily Dickinson" levels of social anxiety. You guys have dinner, and apparently you talk very little and don't eat that much. Then he's courteous during a movie.
None of your "Red Flags" seem valid. Aside from being a racist, he seems like an average guy and it's you that has the problem. Hell, I wouldn't take you out again after all that.
One day when I was in high school, I happened to be wearing an adidas shirt with a Greek flag on it, despite not being Greek. While I was at my locker, a girl came up to me and asked me if I was Greek. I told her I wasn't.
A couple of months later, the same girl saw me in the cafeteria having lunch alone and sat beside me. We had a conversation about clothing brands. I really didn't (and still don't) care about clothing brands, and I wear clothes based on how comfortable they are, and how well they fit (which at the time, was mostly adidas shirts/track pants) and then she asked me out on a date for the next day in the school cafeteria/library. I didn't really know this girl, but I thought "ehh, sure why not? I've got nothing to lose."
There, I found out even more stuff about her that I wasn't interested in at all, and she got asked "Is that your boyfriend?" in the hall by her friends, to which she replied "Yes! I love him!" I still couldn't figure out how a girl who didn't really know me at all, and didn't have anything in common with me could possibly love me. We never exchanged phone numbers or anything by the end of the "date". After that day, we never met again (thankfully.)
A couple of months later, the same girl saw me in the cafeteria having lunch alone and sat beside me. We had a conversation about clothing brands. I really didn't (and still don't) care about clothing brands, and I wear clothes based on how comfortable they are, and how well they fit (which at the time, was mostly adidas shirts/track pants) and then she asked me out on a date for the next day in the school cafeteria/library. I didn't really know this girl, but I thought "ehh, sure why not? I've got nothing to lose."
There, I found out even more stuff about her that I wasn't interested in at all, and she got asked "Is that your boyfriend?" in the hall by her friends, to which she replied "Yes! I love him!" I still couldn't figure out how a girl who didn't really know me at all, and didn't have anything in common with me could possibly love me. We never exchanged phone numbers or anything by the end of the "date". After that day, we never met again (thankfully.)
Uggs are big among highschool and college girls in the states. You could make tons of money! I hear children go for a high price on the black market.chaos order said:UGGS? you know what nevermind ill just sell the childrenBeffudled Sheep said:Hey! Don't you dare try to move in on my business! you can start making Uggs if you want but Nikes are mine!chaos order said:who needs love? i do that on a weekly basis. im thinking of starting my own Nike factoryBeffudled Sheep said:I guess i have to give you the talk then? Well you see, when a man and a women love eachother very much they steal a baby from the local hospital and claim it is theirs.chaos order said:i might be in my early 20s chronologically but mentally im 13.Beffudled Sheep said:Then perhaps sunglasses would be a wise investment ha-ha.chaos order said:i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.Beffudled Sheep said:Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!chaos order said:that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lolBeffudled Sheep said:Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you knowchaos order said:
I'm guessing like late 20's?
Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.
I try not to judge other people's anything (especially age) based on their experiences (or lack thereof) because most people that do that are wrong. But anyway, early 20's? You old geezer!