What are questions you are sick of people asking?
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"You're left handed?"
No. Of course not. I simply use my left hand predominantly out of a sense of masochism. You see, I'm right handed, and pretend I'm left handed as a personal challenge. Little secret, that's what all left handed people do. So make sure you ask every. Single. One. Of us, just so we know you're on to us.
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No. Of course not. I simply use my left hand predominantly out of a sense of masochism. You see, I'm right handed, and pretend I'm left handed as a personal challenge. Little secret, that's what all left handed people do. So make sure you ask every. Single. One. Of us, just so we know you're on to us.
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I just remembered the one I hate the most! When some older person who hasn't played a video game since the Atari 2600 comes up to me playing DS and says "Are you winning?"It drives me insane because games aren't like that. In a single player experience, there aren't many cases where you can simply say "I'm winning". Usually I just say "yes" and that makes them drop the subject, but it still drives me up the wall when people ask that.
Also, when I'm writing something down for a blog post, article or video script, and some moron comes up to me and asks "are you writing a story?". There are other things one can write on a piece of paper you know. >:/
I also hate it when I'm playing a game, and someone comes up and asks "what'cha playing?" usually followed by "can I play?" First off, it's none of your business what I'm playing, and I sure as hell don't want you watching over my shoulder and getting your bad breath of unidentifiable origin in my face. Second, no you may not play my game because you don't know what you're doing and will kill me and make me lose my progress.
Then there are the people who ask "what'cha drawing?" usually followed by "can I see?" No you may not look at my drawings you big snoop. Maybe some people don't WANT to show off their drawings! Maybe some people just like to doodle random crap that doesn't really need to be shown off. Or maybe some people aren't particularity great artists, and are self-conscious about it. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?!
And finally, when you ask someone "Do you know where my *insert object* is?" and they reply "Where did you have it last?" If I knew the answer to that I wouldn't be looking for it you goddamn idiot. >:/
They just ask over and over again, sometimes with the same question still on the page. -.-SirBryghtside said:Seriously people, do your research
"Are you a virgin?"
Yea
"Why?"
I've never had a girlfriend
"I can get you one if ya want?"
No thankyou
Also:
"Why don't you talk much?"
I don't feel like talking/tired.
"Are you mad/Why are you mad?"
No/Because you're talking to me.
"Why are you so mean?"
Because I relized it's no use being nice to idiotic pricks/sluts/bitches when they're gonna trample over your kindness.
"You're not gonna bring a gun to school and shoot it up, are you?"
Why would I shoot a school when I can shoot you instead fool?
I'll stop here and let others have a turn.
Yea
"Why?"
I've never had a girlfriend
"I can get you one if ya want?"
No thankyou
Also:
"Why don't you talk much?"
I don't feel like talking/tired.
"Are you mad/Why are you mad?"
No/Because you're talking to me.
"Why are you so mean?"
Because I relized it's no use being nice to idiotic pricks/sluts/bitches when they're gonna trample over your kindness.
"You're not gonna bring a gun to school and shoot it up, are you?"
Why would I shoot a school when I can shoot you instead fool?
I'll stop here and let others have a turn.
- "Are you an artist?"
No, I'm just drawing random shit in a sketchbook. The FUCK do YOU think?!
- "Why do you talk so proper?"
Outside the fact that I don't even know what the fuck that means, I guess it never occurred to some folks that, oh... I dunno, THIS IS HOW I FUCKING TALK!
No, I'm just drawing random shit in a sketchbook. The FUCK do YOU think?!
- "Why do you talk so proper?"
Outside the fact that I don't even know what the fuck that means, I guess it never occurred to some folks that, oh... I dunno, THIS IS HOW I FUCKING TALK!
I totally forgot about this one. I talk proper because that's how I was taught how to talk. I'm so god damn sorry that I don't mispronouce words(sang instead of sing) but just because I'm black doesn't mean I'll talk like a "gangster" than you idiotic pricks.SageRuffin said:
By the way, you're not a gangster just because you have "swag" or can rap fools.
Hows school? (I hate college)
You found a girlfriend yet? Why not?
Why do you have an attitude?
You found a girlfriend yet? Why not?
Why do you have an attitude?
Yeah. Every time I hear that question I wanna strangle the person with their own vocal chords.Shadow flame master said:
Fucking morons the lot of them.
I got another one:
- "Why are you so mean?"
I am what society has made me. And society has made extremely cynical and sardonic. Terribly sorry if your feeble mind can't grasp any of the aforementioned concepts.
- "Why are you so mean?"
I am what society has made me. And society has made extremely cynical and sardonic. Terribly sorry if your feeble mind can't grasp any of the aforementioned concepts.
"Is your brother your twin?"
"No, we are not."
To which they respond:
"Are you sure?" That is a new level of stupidity.
"No, we are not."
To which they respond:
"Are you sure?" That is a new level of stupidity.