What are some of the worst things?
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Damn. Sorry, I wasn't thinking when I made that joke. I think I may have had a mini heart attack once. At least that's what I thought it was; I was (meaning I am) pretty unfit and hadn't felt anything like it before.albino boo said:
OT: Skimming the top of your head on a low doorway.
I hope you're doing okay now.albino boo said:
Also, it's a testament to how bad Piers Morgan really is if he was still nose to nose with what happened in the 'worst thing' race.
Having watched him slither onto screen a couple of times though, I can see why.
I sometimes wonder if he and Robert Kilroy Silk are in some kind of competition.
The way people online (especially on Tumblr) keep using question marks at the end of each and every sentence.
A cooky for this post, and another for whomever can tell me what they are actually called. I've been having way too many of them as of late so I wanna learn what's causing them, and how I kill 'em. I can't do either without a proper term to google.Zontar said:
In other words...
Corpse Juice.
I don't quite know what I mean by that, except it's possibly the worst combination of two words that I can think of (off the top of my head).
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Also, when you read a news story or see something that makes you feel racist (or in another way bigoted), like deep down inside you know that racism and prejudice is wrong, but the only logical conclusion you can draw from what you've just witnessed is something that in principle you vehemently oppose.
I don't quite know what I mean by that, except it's possibly the worst combination of two words that I can think of (off the top of my head).
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Also, when you read a news story or see something that makes you feel racist (or in another way bigoted), like deep down inside you know that racism and prejudice is wrong, but the only logical conclusion you can draw from what you've just witnessed is something that in principle you vehemently oppose.
Sitting at work, needing a fart but not wanting to fart at the desk and risk others hearing/smelling it. So you get up, head to the loo and.. fucking nothing. Not a peep. It has disappeared into nothingness during the trip. So you return to your desk. Sit down. AND NEED A FUCKING FART AARRRRRGH. Bane of my life.
Get the fuck off my internet. Coriander is lovely and if we're cooking with it, I'll just scarf some down on its own coz it's that tasty. How dare you not like coriander!Twintix said:
I know, right? [sub][sub](Surely you knew that was coming!)[/sub][/sub]Queen Michael said:
The bus arriving 15 minutes early instead of late.
Those bits of lint in your socks that stick to your feet when you take them off and make you think its a bug in the bathtub.
Trying to find a decent pair of sandals in Alaska.
When its too warm out even to sleep with only a sheet but then you end up trying to go to sleep without something covering you up.
Those bits of lint in your socks that stick to your feet when you take them off and make you think its a bug in the bathtub.
Trying to find a decent pair of sandals in Alaska.
When its too warm out even to sleep with only a sheet but then you end up trying to go to sleep without something covering you up.
Aw hell, tell me about it. That is so fucking annoying.Teoes said:
Even worse are the dirty looks you get from people when you return from the loos without washing your hands. (You didn't actually *do* anything and therefore don't need to wash, but they don't know that.)
That little bit of skin is called the "quick".bliebblob said:A cooky for this post, and another for whomever can tell me what they are actually called. I've been having way too many of them as of late so I wanna learn what's causing them, and how I kill 'em. I can't do either without a proper term to google.Zontar said:
In other words...
Babies crying on the bus. Babies crying on the train. Babies crying on a plane.
Just... babies crying. Period.
Just... babies crying. Period.
When you go for a poo on a wonky toilet seat and it slips off a centimetre or two. Positively the scariest millisecond ever to experience.
People that use internet acronyms in everyday speech, such as lol instead of laughing and omg, cba, ladeda etc.
Vinegar.
Mustard.
People that eat vinegar and mustard.
Cheap, nasty wine (see above with vinegar n' mustard).
Being male with mental health issues that go against the social expectancies of self assertion, rendering one useless and obsolete.
Attention seekers that use depression etc as a tool, while actual sufferers get to do so in agonising silence.
Pre hand-wash hand-wash. Why oh why does that exist? What plain of logic do these people work from?
When you're walking behind someone on a long street and they are walking slightly slower than your brisk, normal pace so it forces you to either walk exceptionally fast to overtake them - risking them panicking that you're going to mug them, or slowing your pace to an awkward shuffle - risking them panicking that you're stalking them. (That is probably an anxiety thing).
Okay, one addition; this captcha, when it decides to give me droves of illegible writing. I am on my 10th fckin attempt and am really trying here. What sort of cruel test is this?