What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[General Vagueness]

Activate the IWHBYD skull in a halo game. Go ahead. Come back to me in a few hours and you'll see.
You'll see...

going off that, my answer is quite possibly this


something in the gas indeed...

 

[fishy009er]

Anything Barry said in the original Resident Evil game! Now THAT is class.

 

[goodchild]

ugh ... anything any character says in the SOUL CALIBUR series if the spoken language is set to English - the very first thing I do when I get one of those games is switch the language to Japanese.

 

[zombiestrangler]

Everybody's doin' the Claptrap.
Ninja kicking zombies for the thrill!
Chicks and shorties up in my grill!
But the alive kind.

 

[Tenkage]

Everybody's doin' the Claptrap.
Ninja kicking zombies for the thrill!
Chicks and shorties up in my grill!
But the alive kind.

*dances to the beat doing the robot* Got to love Claptrap

 

[zombiestrangler]

Everybody's doin' the Claptrap.
Ninja kicking zombies for the thrill!
Chicks and shorties up in my grill!
But the alive kind.

*dances to the beat doing the robot* Got to love Claptrap

I actually found that one today. I heard and thought,"What the f*ck did it say?"

 

[Tenkage]

Everybody's doin' the Claptrap.
Ninja kicking zombies for the thrill!
Chicks and shorties up in my grill!
But the alive kind.

*dances to the beat doing the robot* Got to love Claptrap

I actually found that one today. I heard and thought,"What the f*ck did it say?"

Same here, when I first heard that I was like, is he seriously doing that? Then I thought, "Kickass" and I went to kill more zombies, and I always waited to hear that claptrap dance and sing ever since...good times

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"Would you please refrain from SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS!" - allied AI in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, on being shot. Or, rather, just happening to be within the blast radius when a friend of mine fired a rocket launcher.

 

[wynnsora]

"Your dungeon is full of yoghurt."

Dungeon Keeper 1 or 2.

Micro Piglets stalk your dungeon. Beware!

By the way, both are from 2.

 

[Tenkage]

"Would you please refrain from SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS!" - allied AI in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, on being shot. Or, rather, just happening to be within the blast radius when a friend of mine fired a rocket launcher.

Sounds more like something that would be heard in Mercenaries 2

 

[Nobodyman]

Three words: Kitty Got Wet

 

[enyo1]

"I'll bite your kneecaps off" - Grunt from Halo, actually anyything said by them is pretty random and funny

 

[YouBecame]

The Timmy scene in Giants had me in stitches.
Actually, pretty much anything from that game!

 

[Tenkage]

"I'll bite your kneecaps off" - Grunt from Halo, actually anyything said by them is pretty random and funny

ANything a grunt says is funny

 

[Z(ombie)fan]

ETQW I died somehow. just... "poof" dead. no reason.

for the rest of the game DYing made mY guy scream MEDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIC.

it was funny.

 

[Scars Unseen]

"Her working name is 'Happy Endings?' Subtle." Ya Zhen in Jade Empire

 

[Cain_Zeros]

"Would you please refrain from SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS!" - allied AI in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, on being shot. Or, rather, just happening to be within the blast radius when a friend of mine fired a rocket launcher.

Sounds more like something that would be heard in Mercenaries 2

Maybe, but it wasn't.

 

[Tenkage]

"Would you please refrain from SHOOTING ME IN THE ASS!" - allied AI in Enemy Territory: Quake Wars, on being shot. Or, rather, just happening to be within the blast radius when a friend of mine fired a rocket launcher.

Sounds more like something that would be heard in Mercenaries 2

Maybe, but it wasn't.

should have, I mean the merc gets shot in the ass right in the beggining

 

[KissofKetchup]

"Itsa me! Mario!" when you first meet Ezio's uncle in AC2