What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[Tenkage]

I have been rickrolled by grave in Sacred 2.

Seriously? Got a video of that?

I may have a screenshot if I can open that grave again, otherwise Im gonna have try new character which may take some time.

Right...seriously a Rick Roll...don't know whether top be insulted or impressed LOL

Ive got screenshot but image is little too big so I just post link on imageshack.
http://img694.imageshack.us/img694/9403/sacred22010083119505775.png

Wow...thats just messed up

 

[Airsoftslayer93]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

Yer, but its a very common expresion in britain

 

[sageoftruth]

In the Gears of War series, when disabled from gunfire and calling for aid, Dom shouts, "Revive me!"

 

[Thaius]

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and terribly easy to wear!" A Pokemon trainer, right before he battles you.

I also like Final Fantasy 1 when the first boss yells, "I, Garland, will KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!" Brilliant.

 

[sageoftruth]

Anything the talking turrets say in Portal.

 

[busterkeatonrules]

At an early point in Dragon Quest VIII, king Trode (who has been transformed into a hideous little troll) has momentarily forgotten about his tragic predicament and decided to show his face in public. Cue a number of shocked townspeople shouting variations of "AAAAH! MONSTER IN TOWN!", as well as one individual delivering this memorable comment:

"Eeew! It LOOKED at me!"

 

[CloudKiller]

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

I say that all the time... It's a British thing.
I guess, Do you know the fine for necrophilia?'
Completely took me off guard.
Oblivion by the way.

"Are you just going to stand there like a lemon?" from Fable

I can see no way in which this simile makes sense, how could a lemon even stand? and if it could how could you stand like one?

Yer, but its a very common expresion in britain

I am British and I've never heard this expression before, must not be very common where i live

 

[MasterChief892039]

"Did you know your eyelids flutter when you dream? And you have such pretty eyelashes... They're like little butterflies, I want to catch them and keep them in a jar"

Scariest sex scene ever. I'd be running if a chick said that to me.

 

[JuryNelson]

House of the Dead 2.

"Don't come! Don't come!"

 

[Micky_PX]

Bioshock and anything the Little Sisters say spring straight to mind. The Sisters in Bioshock 2 when you had "adopted" them spring to mind especially. I recall the first time I set a splicer on fire with a sister on my shoulder and her gleeful utterance of "marshmellows" put me in stitches. In saying that, the weird lines they say suit them perfectly.

 

[Enkidu88]

"They're sinking cities with a giant worm!" Gears of War 2. I heard this out of context when my friend was playing the game.

Even in context that line is pretty goofy.

 

[Tenkage]

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and terribly easy to wear!" A Pokemon trainer, right before he battles you.

I also like Final Fantasy 1 when the first boss yells, "I, Garland, will KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!" Brilliant.

That would explain the 8Bit theater line, I thought it was a joke...but he really said that....thats sad

 

[RichardThompson]

"You Aunt Sally's!!!!"
With all those exclaimation marks to boot. Subtitled and all.

 

[Tenkage]

"You Aunt Sally's!!!!"
With all those exclaimation marks to boot. Subtitled and all.

What game is from that?

 

[AVATAR_RAGE]

From Ultimate Spiderman


"And so thats why I don't like turtles"

 

[RichardThompson]

"You Aunt Sally's!!!!"
With all those exclaimation marks to boot. Subtitled and all.

What game is from that?

The first Dragon Ball Z Boudaki

 

[SomeBoredGuy]

I once overhead a guy in Red Faction: Guerilla say something along the lines of "Shut up, Freeman!" in a way suggesting that this "Freeman" was talking too much.

Intentional or not, I still laughed.