What are the weirdest/Funniest lines you heard in video games?

[greenyboy27]

"Jill, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

i was gonna say that one haha , amazing.. amazing translation.

 

[Thaius]

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and terribly easy to wear!" A Pokemon trainer, right before he battles you.

I also like Final Fantasy 1 when the first boss yells, "I, Garland, will KNOCK YOU ALL DOWN!" Brilliant.

That would explain the 8Bit theater line, I thought it was a joke...but he really said that....thats sad

Yeah, Final Fantasy wasn't a master of storytelling until the fourth one. The first one was very simple, and had a few awesome lines like that one. I freaking love that game; such old-school awesomeness.

 

[InnerRebellion]

I have no clue why that speech amuses me...

 

[The_End]

"I bet he's sleeping on the job... his milk is delicious, everybody wants it. He'll be here soon. THEN THE LIES WILL END!"- Boyd Cooper a.k.a The Milkman (Psychonauts).
"I love to reload during a battle. There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber."- Revolver Ocelot (MGS) LINK: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj7UfgWYHiY&feature=player_embedded

 

[Al the Killer]

I'm surprised that no one has mentioned the shorts kid from the pokemon games.

 

[Elburzito]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

Obviously, you mean....*ahem* "The cake is a lie"...

OT: From the original Resident Evil:
"What was THAT noise".
Honestly, the person who hired those voice actors deserves his money back, period.

OH! And before I forget:

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE"
Gotta love the mad-god.

 

[No-Superman10]

Just look up "Fallout 3 The Preacher" Freaky...

 

[theSovietConnection]

I can't believe this little exchange hasn't been posted yet.

 

[Superior Jet]

blood is the best lubricant

if anyone can tell me where that comes from ill be not too suprised it was a decent game.

The Suffering: The Ties That Bind, I think.

Not the weirdest line but the only one I can remember: "George, which do you prefer, mustard or hot sauce?" Frances York Morgan - Deadly Premonition
York drives to George's house in the middle of the night just to ask this question, how is that not weird.

"You shot me foo'!" Arbiter - Halo 3
Oh, Arbiter this is so out of character.

 

[REAPER5594]

well... first I can't believe no one has said "all your base are belong to us."
but there are others.
Assassin's Creed 2: "'Expression is the only way to find one's self. You should find an outlet.' 'I have plenty of outlets.' 'I meant besides vaginas!'" My grandmother was in hearing distance for that.
Mass Effect 2: EDI" I like the sight of humans on their knees." Seth Green_0 EDI"that was a joke"
I could go on...

 

[D_Vanquish]

Demon's Souls - "Touch the Demon inside me"

 

[googleit6]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

Haha I didn't understand any of what anyone was saying in that game until I put on subtitles.

 

[Duruznik]

"Hey Laura, it's Pepper creeping up on you from the inside!"
-Lego Island 2.

I didn't know what that meant when I was 7, and I still don't today. Seriously, what?

 

[deathbydeath]

in thief 3: severed hands don't pay the rent- Garett
also t3: Who besies thereses? i goes looksies in that corners- some Pagan guard

 

[Tenkage]

On Postal 2 if you press F5(quicksave) too often Postal Dude will say like "My grandma could complete the game if she saved as much as you"

....And fuck you anyway!

Wow now thats funny

Got one that beats all of these:

"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."

Props to anybody who gets it.

0.o dude?!

 

[gamepopper101]

"Itsa me! Mario!" from Assassins Creed II, so out of place.
That or "Boom! It's like Happy Fireworks!" from Final Fantasy X, yeah Wakka is a prick!

 

[Tenkage]

I recently picked up Bioshock for ps3 and Atlas' "Gahdahm Sploicers" at the beginning really confused me.

Obviously, you mean....*ahem* "The cake is a lie"...

OT: From the original Resident Evil:
"What was THAT noise".
Honestly, the person who hired those voice actors deserves his money back, period.

OH! And before I forget:

"CHEESE FOR EVERYONE"
Gotta love the mad-god.

Wait scratch that, Cheese for no one

Seriously if god had ADHD and Autism, that would be Sheogorath, also I have both so I know what I'm talking about

 

[Lictbringer]

"You'll have to fuck it." Bionic Commando 2009