I've been playing a bit of the new Mortal Kombat with my cousin and kind of got the urge to check out a bit of the last Mortal Kombat game I bought, Mortal Kombat: Deception for the PS2. That game is such a load of jank. First off, why the heck are the profiles password locked? Why were they so concerned about the security of my Mortal Kombat profile? Am I supposed to be scared that my brother was going to use it and mess up my win/loss ratio or something? I'm lucky I actually wrote the password down in the manual like the game told me to, or it would be gone forever.
There are some really bizarre game modes in this one. Mortal Kombat Chess, where you kind of play a loose game of chess except you actually need to do combat for every time you try to take another piece, and yes, it's just as tedious as that sounds. Mortal Kombat Puzzle Kombat. It's a puzzle game, kind of like Doctor Mario except worse because you are entirely reliant on getting the proper dragon symbol to wipe out pieces or you're out of luck. It's bad.
Then there's the star of the show, Konquest mode! You run around desolate, empty areas, as dull ambient sounds play in the background. There are some NPCs scattered around that you can punch and sometimes they'll fall over in a spray of blood and sometimes they'll challenge you to a battle. You can also talk to them I discovered, but it's really actually very difficult. You need to mash X in front of them and sometimes it will register and you'll talk to them. I've never played a game where it was so difficult to get the talk button to register. I think it's supposed to be an adventure game of some sorts. I noticed a bunch of keys and items in my inventory. It sucks. I have vague memories of playing this for hours as a kid, running around opening treasure chests and generally being kind of bored. I seem to have made it to the third world, though.
Then there's the Krypt. Where you can trade in your hard earned Koins (of which there are 5 or 6 different colours) for such incredible prizes as concept art or... photos of the developers? I'll never understand who thinks crap like this is a reward.
I only spent an hour screwing around, but after that I was quite glad to put the game back on its shelf. The actual combat engine is decent enough and there's some spectacle to be had knocking characters off ledges and such, but the single player modes are incredibly lackluster and tedious. I think maybe someday I'd like to make it through Konquest mode so I could consider the game complete, but I just don't have the willpower at the moment.