What are your favorite dying last words?

[NinjaDuckie]

When I die I'm going to say something along the lines of "I have hidden my secret fortune behind the-" *dead*

 

[bman804]

Voltaire (1694-1778)
"This is no time to make new enemies."
(Asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan)

You beat me to it. Also used in "The Sound of Music," though not as last words.

Also, "I've always hated you. I've always hated you the most."
Leonard Church, Red vs Blue.

 

[lRookiel]

"Your Mom!" Brolaf from league of legends

 

[Cruces]

"The cure for cancer is...."
Some comic I read

 

[Forst1999]

"My only regret is that i have Boneitis!" That guy, Futurama

 

[General Vengeance]

Yaaaahoooooooo Waaawaha Wooowohoo wooohu....

-Major Kong

 

[LorienvArden]

Famous last words from Pen&Paper:
Pah, you litte wimp - you don't look like a mage!

IRL, I'ld go with Goethe ~"more Light." short and precise.

 

[NoOne852]

Personally, Sgt. Johnson's final words have to be my favorite:
"Send me out... with a bang!"

 

[antidonkey]

Best last words ever:


Moose! Indian! - Henry David Thoreau

 

[Peeling]

"Who's the world going to revolve around now?"

- planned last words of Tim Minchin

 

[KapnKerfuffle]

"What's this button do?" - Anonymous

 

[Freaky Lou]

"Thomas Jefferson survives." ---John Adams.

Ironically Jefferson had died a few hours earlier, but the fact that Adams and Jefferson died on the same day, exactly 50 years after the signing of the Declaration of Independence (yes, they both died on July 4) is the kind of thing that you'd call cheesy if it were fiction. Just incredible.

 

[Kyle Mulderick]

To my family: "I left you each a million dollars. I hid it in the..."

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"Hey guys, watch this!"
-Annonymous

"This is about as good a day to die as any"
-Cherokee Bill

"You're right Smith, it is inevitable."
-Neo

All my other favourites have already been said.

 

[JamesStone]

"they couldn't hit an elephant at this dist-" major general John Sedgwick

Damn you. Got there before me.

Now I got ninja´d twice!

 

[Snowblindblitz]

"Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us."

Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog.

Beautiful tragedy.

 

[sheah1]

"I hope I give you the shits, you fucking wimp!"

- Spoon, Dog Soldiers

[sub]For those of you that haven't seen the film, Spoon has just lost a fist-fight with a werewolf at this point.[/sub]

Fucking. Yes. Also a scene later is the single best Matrix reference ever.

"They used to call me Prophet. Remember me."-Prophet in Crysis 2.
Haven't even played the original but that made me fall in love with the dude.

"There's only room for one Boss..... And one Snake....."-The Boss in MGS3.
That game...... Damn.

 

[Urgh76]

"Hey guys, watch this"

Either that or

"It's fine!"

 

[Daniel Stephens]

"Qualis artifex pereo"
("What an artist dies in me!")
The Emperor Nero (Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus), died 9th of June 68CE

Just sums up to me how incredibly self centred and deluded humans can be, right to the end.