What do you really know about Australia?

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Tower 87

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The-Bad-Blooded said:
I don't know HOW many times I've said this, but Australians have NEVER, in the History of the Universe, EVER, said 'Chunder' or the term 'whack a Shrimp on the Barbie'

1. because they sound REDICULOUS
2. because only pussies eat shrimp, we eat PRAWNS.

Australia is known for having Naturally Beautiful people...
Oh my, you must be from a far more sophisticated part of Australia than I am. 'Chunda' is a Friday night buzz word, unless you use the far more preferred term to "Cry Ruth"
 

TheRealCJ

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Palademon said:
I have been given several boomerangs from my Australian relatives, yet I haven't killed any cows in the adjacent field with this magical weapon.
keep in mind that a returning boomerang probably wasn't used to hunt.

Hunting boomerangs were pretty much just a club you throw.
 

Eumersian

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I think I know that they have all of the weird-ass animals. Like marsupials, and platypuses and what not.
 

Tower 87

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Mr Thin said:
The lack of Australian spirit in this thread is disheartening. Some Australians are even bashing this country! Where are the patriots!?
I am with you bruddah, but what is interesting is how other countries see Australia, I am still not convinced that we don't deserve our racist cultural identity even if its complete horse shit. Knowing how we are viewed will help us change the way we are viewed....but they better stay away from my Australium
 

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RhombusHatesYou said:
Not entirely true. You have to have the right accent, which changes from person to person. There are several accents that I'd rather drive roofing nails into my ears than listen to.
Where do American accents fall in there?

I've noticed a lot of Australians visiting the U.S. on holiday in my own travels. What's up with that?
 

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Tower 87 said:
In Australia we have a funny notion a lot of the time that we are more or less like the Canada to the rest of the world. Friends with everyone but with a culture and identity of our own. What do you think? Is Australia a big world player or just a small backwards island off the coast of New Zealand? Seeing as it is Australia Day today post one thing that is unique to Australia. History, Culture, Film, Art, Language or Whatever.

* Don't be a tool and check the web, let this be a off the top of the head exercise to find out what the world really knows/thinks of Australia.
Canada has its own culutre? I did not know that
 

Tower 87

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Dags90 said:
Where do American accents fall in there?
Tough one for me, I think the further north the hotter the accent. although sometimes its hard to know where a specific American accent comes from. That's one fairly unique thing about Australia, we all sound pretty much the same all over the country.
 

The-Bad-Blooded

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RhombusHatesYou said:
The-Bad-Blooded said:
I don't know HOW many times I've said this, but Australians have NEVER, in the History of the Universe, EVER, said 'Chunder' or the term 'whack a Shrimp on the Barbie'
'Chunder' was used regularly until around the mid-80s when it was superceded by 'spew' and 'puke'. If you go out bush and visit any of the Towns That Time Forgot you'll occasionally still hear 'chunder'.
LOL! I guess so, at times I still forget that some of the further-inland towns are a little... out-of-touch...

Tower 87 said:
The-Bad-Blooded said:
I don't know HOW many times I've said this, but Australians have NEVER, in the History of the Universe, EVER, said 'Chunder' or the term 'whack a Shrimp on the Barbie'

1. because they sound REDICULOUS
2. because only pussies eat shrimp, we eat PRAWNS.

Australia is known for having Naturally Beautiful people...
Oh my, you must be from a far more sophisticated part of Australia than I am. 'Chunda' is a Friday night buzz word, unless you use the far more preferred term to "Cry Ruth"
I guess so... It's just that I've never, EVER heard another Australian say 'Chunder', I've only heard mocking americans say it...
 

The-Bad-Blooded

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Dags90 said:
RhombusHatesYou said:
Not entirely true. You have to have the right accent, which changes from person to person. There are several accents that I'd rather drive roofing nails into my ears than listen to.
Where do American accents fall in there?

I've noticed a lot of Australians visiting the U.S. on holiday in my own travels. What's up with that?
American Accents lean towards Irritating...
usually it's the Irish accent and the Swedish accents that pick-up the most girls.
just something that sounds exotic, not something we hear every day on daytime television.

almost every Australian can do a convincing American accent...
 

RowdyRodimus

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You all hunt crocodiles, play didgeridoos and are descended from criminals. (See what it's like to have everything about your citizens based on stereotypes?) Oh and you all complain about the prices of games compared to America without taking into consideration the fact that the average wage in Australia is more than twice that of a similar job in America.
 

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I'm greek but know some things about Australia since my dad's from there and I've also travelled there a few times.

1. It's not just convicts (which, in the Victorian British Empire, was a title achievable even by stealing a loaf of bread. Crimes such as these were worthy of exile to Australia). A lot of people migrated to Australia in the 19th century to hunt for gold, like my own family did, which was originally from Leictershire.

2. You can see the Southern Cross and Alpha Centauri from down there... Beautiful.

3. They have excellent dairy products like flavoured milk! Ok last time I was there was when I was 13.

4. There's tons of outdoorsy kinds of people, whether it's hikers, surfers, travellers, adventurers, nature lovers!

5. If I'm not mistaken, Australia comprises of 6 states and 2 territories.

6. It is said there's almost as many Australians in the country as there are outside of it at any given time, meaning to show how much they're into travel culture.

7. Visiting Gallipoli is a must for every self-respecting Aussie. Come to think of it, I only live, like, 3 hours away from it by boat and bus? Yes I live right across Turkey.

8. Kangaroos aren't the brightest animals around. Cockatoos, on the other hand...

9. In South Australia there's a tree farmers hang dead cats from, it's called the pussy willow. They kill them themselves; feral cats have come to be a major threat for the Australian wildlife equilibrium, dominating any and all other -- huntable -- species.

10. Everyone loves a strange black substance called Vegemite on their toast. And I must admit I love it as well.

11. Australians love their country but not in a nationalistic way, like we do here in Europe. That's a thing I like about the post-colonial countries like Canada and Australia. They have a unique sense of identity that has little to do with wars, ethnic cleansings, religion, population exchanges... It's not like it's here, where you're BORN GREEK. If stumbled across Australia and decided to call it home, you're as fit to be called Australian as anyone. Which leads to:

12. Multiculturalism. Love it.

13. Fish and chips in Taronga Zoo. OK, we're going almost 15 years back now!

14. The animals and planets are unique and a very delicate system, but unfortunately...

15. Australia will be the first to be destroyed by global warming. We can kiss the Great Barrier Reef goodbye. I also don't need to mention that the recent floods in Queensland happened in areas of which some had been suffering from terrible droughts for years. Like too much of this beautiful country...
 

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NaylerTheImpaler said:
To always look out for drop bears.

And other things I have learned in my 17 years in Perth. But mainly drop bears.
Yeah, the drop bears are pretty damn vicious aren't they?
Down here in Melbourne, there was an infestation in our street a few houses up, and you couldn't even drive by without getting dropped on by at least two, and they pack a fair bit of force.

Now, as an Australian, I can say this:
1. Bogans are our equivalent of your rednecks, but without the guns, and a lot more beer.
2. Fosters tastes like ass. (Not personal experience, as I'm 16, but with the opinions of many family and friends, it tastes like ass)
3. We don't throw shrimps on the barbie often, just when we fell like fulfilling stereotypes.
4. We either avoid our own wildlife, or beat the shit out of it, due to our natural immunity courtesy of evolution.
5. Our accent is apparently awesome.
6. We do not have our prime minister elected by way of fighting a kangaroo.
7. Vegemite is, in fact, an acquired taste, and will usually require butter to lower the power of the salt in it (it's made of yeast, and can be broken down to make alcohol)
8. Our government hates the idea of an R18 rating, and will stop at almost nothing to make sure we don't get one, as they believe that it will turn us into murderous cannibal rapists with a knack for hiding bodies.
 

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Well my sister went there last summer, and she said it's amazing. People that are generally than those found here in the states, and beautiful weather. I know they have great surfing, diving, and pretty much any other water sport imaginable, and the reefs are supposed to be breathtaking.
 

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1.Yeah, we do have alot of dangerous animals, but they mostly only go you if you piss them off,
2.We are currently getting flooded out in Queensland (North East AUS) and parts of Victoria (South East AUS)
3.We have numerous different emergency services, 70% of them volunteer (of which I am a member of two of them)
4.Vegemite is the greatest invention ever created, ever
5.Due to the younger population attempting to ape American gang culture, some of the major city areas (and townships) have some problems with crime
6.Alcohol abuse is an issue in some sectors
7.Extreme levels of care of others, thousands helping out during floods, fires and storms.
8.Don't ever visit here in December, its disaster season!
9.Mate is probably one of the -only- Aussie words we use, most of the others are just to fool tourists.

There are alot of other things, but these are just a few of them