What do you want to happen to your corpse?

newwiseman

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Sealed in Amber to be preserved for millions of years, so that one day my body can be put on display in the Space Smithsonian.

That or funeral pyre.
 

Frankster

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Cremation for me please.

Assuming it isn't more expensive then burial or leaving me in a ditch, tbh i just don't want my corpse taking up space in the future unless its to feed animals and what not.
 

Blue_vision

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I'd want my organs donated, and the rest of my body cremated, then scattered in the sea, likely the American mediterranean. If I had a wife and she was still alive, I might want her to keep some of the ashes, to be buried or scattered along with her when she died.

I'd really prefer not to be buried. Let alone the thought of spending eternity cooped up in a box underground, I hate the thought of uselessly taking up a plot of land forever.
 

Ursus Buckler

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Take all the organs you want, I honestly couldn't care less, I'll be dead. If you burn me there'll be carbon emissions, if you bury me it'll take up space underground.

...I do like the idea of being turned into a diamond though.
 

StellarViking

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Either a Viking funeral, or I want to be taxidermied and mounted on a platform, suplexing a puma or a bear or something was my first choice.

My wife and I are likely going to be cremated, with our ashes spread around a tree together.
 

MetalMagpie

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Frankster said:
Cremation for me please.

Assuming it isn't more expensive then burial or leaving me in a ditch
Cremation is almost always cheaper than burial, due to restrictions on space in cemeteries. And I think the dump-in-a-ditch thing is illegal in most places due to being a health hazard.

Health-and-Safety ruins our fun again. Ah well.
 

Denamic

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When I die, I won't care.
So why would I care now?
Just give usable organs to people who could use them and burn the rest.
Or, alternatively, donate my body to science and resurrect as a cyborg.
 

k-ossuburb

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Do whatever you like with my body, but I want my head stuffed and sewn on the body of a teddy bear or a doll so I can be used to creep people out.

Also: yay! 1111th post!
 

lRookiel

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Meh, give my Organs to science, sew me back up and then make sure i go out with a bang by launching my corpse by catapult into a random persons window.
 

SonOfVoorhees

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Maybe 4 page 3 models could do obscene but fun things to it? Hee hee.
thtool said:
Cremated and mixed with various foods to be unknowingly fed to orphans.

It's for science DONT JUDGE ME
Soylent Green.....lets hope their is no bones. lol
 

Je Suis Ubermonkey

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I want to be baked into sweet and tasty cupcakes.

But seriously, I'm a full organ/tissue/whatever else they want donor. Donor-ship should be an opt-out thing.
 

imnot

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Mr.Numbers said:
I would have my cremated ashes turned into a diamond by LifeGem and placed on a diamond ring for my wife, so that I may be with her always, for what is more eternal than diamond?
I going to go with eternity.

Also it would suck if someone stole you.

OT:SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!
 

deckai

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Viral_Lola said:
In cased in some sort of metal and propped up with my arms outstretched. I want a tradition where people have to give me a hug.
You mean something like this?



OT: When I die, people are allowed to use my organs to save lives, the rest should be cremated and the ashes scattered in a forest (or used as fertilizer for a oak sapling), furthermore should a few grams be infused in a acrylic block, as a relic/memento for further generations!