What Do Your Badges Say About You?

KefkaCultist

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Mine show that I know my vidja game music really good, I love Doomsday Arcade, I completed the mega quiz thingy (with help from the forums), and that I frequent the forums.

Yeah, I'm pretty much awesome.
 

BlackEagle95

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These things make me look more awesome then I actually am.

Wizard: I like having options

Dragon: Efficient killing machine

Tactician: I like that hat

Hero: Forgetful

EDIT: An efficient killing machine with options and a dictators hat who is also forgetful.

That kinda scare anyone else?
 

Twilight.falls

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The Heik said:
Twilight.falls said:
I still don't understand what Sparkle means.
There's a specific fictional boytoy whom a lot of hate is piled upon. He sparkles when you put him in the light, which is quite surprising considering his species.

Edit: BTW if you can't guess this, I may have to give you an anti-cookie
I get the reference, I don't get what the badge stands for.

"There are some things you just love to hate"

Ok, why do I have the badge?
 

The Heik

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Twilight.falls said:
The Heik said:
Twilight.falls said:
I still don't understand what Sparkle means.
There's a specific fictional boytoy whom a lot of hate is piled upon. He sparkles when you put him in the light, which is quite surprising considering his species.

Edit: BTW if you can't guess this, I may have to give you an anti-cookie
I get the reference, I don't get what the badge stands for.

"There are some things you just love to hate"

Ok, why do I have the badge?
Maybe you staked Edward in a past life?

If you're really interested about it, you might want to hit up the Escapist staff for answers.
 

zarix2311

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I watch a lot of ZP? (I've actually seen every episode, but all the old ones were before I had an account)
 

Swny Nerdgasm

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Lets see.

Ubernerd - I read comic books, play pen and paper RPG's, and play video games. It's self-explanatory
Human - In any fantasy RPG I play from the tabletop to my xbox I always play a human
Cleric - If I have a choice I usually play a Cleric or Paladin type class, unless the group needs a fighter
Dragon - just waiting for a badges that's titled dungeon.
 

Ice Car

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Snowy Rainbow said:
Mostly that I hit up the badge list and am in the process of getting them all.


So... all four say I have no life? XD
Offtopic, but, HOLY SHIT, I remember when you joined and had one post and now you have 700 in just under two weeks.

OT: Well, I'm not going to use them in a sentence because that's too much of a hassle.

Socialista: All I do here and pretty much on the internet as a whole is use forums. It's only the most suitable badge for me, why not use it?

The Dragon: Because I like it.

The Tactician: Exactly what it says. I prefer a tactical, stragetical approach to games and am as such in real life as well. I like puzzles and solving them.

Amazing Topic!: Looks good.
 

Nerfherder17

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Absolutely fuck all. Why would you want something so small, trivial, and quite possibly useless to define you as a person? Don't you have any interesting traits?
 

ResonanceSD

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I'm a genius who raises insightful points which many people discuss, am a psychic and am more than a little crazy. Correctomundo.
 

Biosophilogical

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Lemme check ... also
Woodsey said:
Mine say I have a massive shlong.

They are correct.
An internet Schlong (it is a post count comparison to the importance of penis size in determining a male's ranking in the social hierarchy according to his own perspective).

Okay, after checking.

I once saw an epic poster, where a Mudkip(!) with a nerf gun became the Champion of Kirkwall (and let's be honest, a Mudkip with a nerf gun? Who wouldn't make that thing Champion?).

What they say about me?

Champion: I like RPGs (which on a gaming forum is like saying "I like food" in a public setting).
Nerf Gun: Who doesn't love nerf guns? And it is the same gun I have!
Epic Poster: It says I'm either a massive wimp, hiding from mod wrath, or that I am a well-spoken and generally polite person, which is fairly well valued in the Religion and Politics section.
Mudkip: Dude, it's Mudkip. It says I like the occasional meme.
 

Dragonpit

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I think why we have these badges up says more than the badges themselves. There are people after all who get them, but never bother to put their favorites up.

That said, make what you will of mine.
 

zauxz

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If they would actually say anything about me, then I wouldn't have to explain anything, now would I?
 

erbkaiser

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Long time listener, first time caller -- I reply to thought-provoking articles or articles that just tickle my fancy, and was reprinted for it.
Weekly Warrior -- I read all Escapist weekly episodes.
Triple C* Hooker -- I've seen all Zero Punctuation shorts (but somehow missed the 'full' badge I guess)
Cutscene Fanatic -- Unskippable is probably my favourite series still active on the Esc. and I've seen all of them.

So what does this say about me? I'm an Escapist groupie I guess.
 

Anezay

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My first two say that I lurk more than post, but stay on the Mods' good side. The third says I enjoy Extra Credits. The fourth shows that I will repeat a quiz until I get the result I want.

Trinity had (a) beer with Yahtzee.

The meta badge is represented by the A. It was hard to work in, ok?