Lemme check ... also
Woodsey said:
Mine say I have a massive shlong.
They are correct.
An internet Schlong (it is a post count comparison to the importance of penis size in determining a male's ranking in the social hierarchy according to his own perspective).
Okay, after checking.
I once saw an epic poster, where a Mudkip(!) with a nerf gun became the Champion of Kirkwall (and let's be honest, a Mudkip with a nerf gun? Who wouldn't make that thing Champion?).
What they say about me?
Champion: I like RPGs (which on a gaming forum is like saying "I like food" in a public setting).
Nerf Gun: Who doesn't love nerf guns? And it is the same gun I have!
Epic Poster: It says I'm either a massive wimp, hiding from mod wrath, or that I am a well-spoken and generally polite person, which is fairly well valued in the Religion and Politics section.
Mudkip: Dude, it's Mudkip. It says I like the occasional meme.