What game would YOU challenge death to

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xXGeckoXx

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BlackStar42 said:
Monopoly, he'd get bored and leave eventually. Either that or I pull an Arnold Rimmer and knee him in the crotch and run away.
Only the good die young.

Russian roulette. If I lose, well I was gonna die anyway so meh. If I win then I just fucken killed death.
 

codeg

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I'd challenge death to a game of super smash bros on the n64. I am pretty much unbeatable at that
 

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Nuuu said:
I haven't been able to find a good 10 second button masher, but in 7 seconds i get 95-98. so in 10 i guess around your score.
I got mine from Mario Party 4, Domination minigame.
That is just with your thumb, right?
no, i use my pointer finger and vibrate my arm, it's very effective but really tires you out after 15-20 seconds. I have no idea how you can get 10 press per second with just your thumb.

Thanks for the 2 chinese symbols captcha...
 

theheroofaction

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So, if death is obligated to try to win whenever I challenge him to a game then we pat a game of soul releasing.

First guy to release the other guys soul wins.

Or if he can deny playing a cheat game, SSBB. 5 stock all items except smash ball bob-omb and both hammers. I'll be lucario (mid weight, mid-high speed, high attack power+ buffs at high damage)
 

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Tallim said:
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Grabbin Keelz said:
I'd challenge him to the game of death, first to die wins. Death can't die and since he doesn't want to lose, he won't let me die either. Thus I will gain immortality.
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I see no problem here.
I'd do this but with my damn luck. He would of died and replace the current death. Like in the book a pale white horse.
You mean On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony? Great novel and yeah that sounds like the sort of thing that would happen, I mean your luck's pretty bad already if death is trying to take your soul.
Yes I do I never finished it. I think I just burned out on it. By With a Tangled Skein I was forcing my self to keep reading. 2 chapters in Wielding a Red Sword I could not make it past the first chapter. I relized I was looking for reason to not read it. What that the clothes need to be washed and folded. I better watch them in the dryer so I know when to pull them out.

On a Pale Horse and Bearing an Hourglass are great still go back and read them. After that I just grow bored of the Incarnations.
 

Tallim

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IceStar100 said:
Tallim said:
IceStar100 said:
Grabbin Keelz said:
I'd challenge him to the game of death, first to die wins. Death can't die and since he doesn't want to lose, he won't let me die either. Thus I will gain immortality.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/096/6/2/troll_face___high_definition_by_animeburner-d3dcbnr.jpg
I see no problem here.
I'd do this but with my damn luck. He would of died and replace the current death. Like in the book a pale white horse.
You mean On A Pale Horse by Piers Anthony? Great novel and yeah that sounds like the sort of thing that would happen, I mean your luck's pretty bad already if death is trying to take your soul.
Yes I do I never finished it. I think I just burned out on it. By With a Tangled Skein I was forcing my self to keep reading. 2 chapters in Wielding a Red Sword I could not make it past the first chapter. I relized I was looking for reason to not read it. What that the clothes need to be washed and folded. I better watch them in the dryer so I know when to pull them out.

On a Pale Horse and Bearing an Hourglass are great still go back and read them. After that I just grow bored of the Incarnations.
Got to agree with you there, On A Pale Horse was the best one and even that wasn't "amazing" lots of interesting ideas but hardly best seller material. The others were a bit of a mess.
 

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Moc said:
I would challenge him to "The Game", ok seriously now, either Magic the Gathering in with my one of my overpowered casual decks, chess, or one of a hundred games I know how to play.

Or as another approach, I call some of my friends over and we all play a match of RISK, but that would be insane, that is like hell,oh wait...

Also I got another idea, Dungeons and Dragons, Death plays the Dungeonmaster and who dies ingame also dies physically in real life
or better yet, YOU be the dungeonmaster. first fight is against an adult dragon.
actually the "death is the DM, those who die, die" thing sounds really cool.
OT: wow i dunno, probably magic, cuz i have some kick-ass decks. unless he makes me draft something. that would suck.
 

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I'd challenge him either to complete, but also savour and enjoy every moment you can find, in Skyrim. Thats at least almost a year, and it means I can think of Skyrims awesomeness in Hell. Alternatively, I might instead play a game of soul collecting cold turkey, whoever reaps the least souls is stronger in will, and thus gains the life energy of the loser. Death then has to choose between letting death itself end (and John Barrowman getting TV time) or losing and giving away his immortality.
 

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martintox said:
I'll challenge him to finish Action 52.

I WIN THE THREAD.
I'd challenge him to some Cheetah-men 2

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In all seriousness, I wouldn't risk an eternity in Hell on my ability to play a game. I would try and get him to play some Co-op Gears of War 2 so I can get some last-minute achievements.
 

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theheroofaction said:
So, if death is obligated to try to win whenever I challenge him to a game then we pat a game of soul releasing.

First guy to release the other guys soul wins.

Or if he can deny playing a cheat game, SSBB. 5 stock all items except smash ball bob-omb and both hammers. I'll be lucario (mid weight, mid-high speed, high attack power+ buffs at high damage)
Lucario for the win!!
 

CaptainTrilby

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A 10 race tournament on Mario Kart Wii. I would whip his bony arse as Koopa until he is crying in the corner of Bowser's Castle as Dry Bones.
 

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Gwarr said:
weight lifting , a skeleton cannot have that much strength
He's an undead skeleton, I don't think the laws of physics would apply to him. But it still would be awesome to watch a weight lifting battle between death, post on youtube!

Anyways, I'd challenge him to a game of Mechwarrior 4 Mercs. No cheats, but you can choose any Mech and equipment you want. Let's see Death go up against the "Death's Head".

Even if I lost I'd still have had a lot of fun.
 

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Grabbin Keelz said:
I'd challenge him to the game of death, first to die wins. Death can't die and since he doesn't want to lose, he won't let me die either. Thus I will gain immortality.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/096/6/2/troll_face___high_definition_by_animeburner-d3dcbnr.jpg
I see no problem here.
Death would probably be a douche and make you fight him outside of time, leaving you with the choice of sitting there with him for an eternity, or dying. He'd also probably keep you in a dark room with nothing but troll faces floating everywhere, forever going "U MAD?"

So I see a problem there. Death is the ultimate troll, so Death > Troll Science

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Going against Death in any competition of physical skill is hopeless... He exists out of time, so he probably has obtained the maximum level of skill in everything... He's existed for all of time and has seen every trick there is... He's incredibly clever... And he'll probably separate my internal organs from the rest of my body with his scythe if I try any no-win games... How hard could it be to beat him?

Tricking him, outsmarting him, outgunning him, and defeating him in a head on challenge are all out of the question.

A game of chance would be your best bet.

Personally, I would try to cut a deal where I do Death's job for a bit or something like that, gaining my life back based on how I did.