What if Pokemon were real?

[Almost Famous]

I would grab a rifle...and I would shoot them in the head.

For insects, I would use a shotgun. For those rock types, I would stay the hell away, or use underground nukes.

Well for those rock types you could always just pick up a water gun.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Well... I don't think that we would be going over the ocean if it could be avoided. Wouldn't we be murdered by the aliens and whatnot?

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Holy shit, if Pokemon were real, I'd be wanted in every state and then some.

"Charizard! Make them burn for it!" entire city block gone, another 147 accounts for murder added to my list. (along with cruelty to animals, assault, battery, reckless endangerment, theft, indecent exposure, disturbing the peace, impersonation of a clergyman...)

Yep, I would have an army of fire pokemon just burning down houses and eating small children. I would have to leave the country afterwards, for fear of carpet bombs.

 

[Sewer Rat]

I would entice pokemon to rebel against their trainers, they never seem to realize that they are incredibly powerful beings being led by adolescent nerds...

 

[Demonjazz]

if pokemon are real then would we have to ban pokemon slavery.You know when you get the pokemon to do your work without pay

 

[Chickenlittle]

Well... I don't think that we would be going over the ocean if it could be avoided. Wouldn't we be murdered by the aliens and whatnot?

Rocks take thousands of years to erode with rivers. It would need to be a very high-powered pressure, but it would still take years.

 

[Hippobatman]

Would anyone be bother by the PETP anyway? I, for one, sure as hell don't listen to PETA, so.. Yeah, would there be much difference?

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

See, if this happened, I'd be one of those guys to get a Tyranitar or That huge teddybear thing, and then I'd go around killing people.

 

[Sergeant M. Fudgey]

Well... I don't think that we would be going over the ocean if it could be avoided. Wouldn't we be murdered by the aliens and whatnot?

Rocks take thousands of years to erode with rivers. It would need to be a very high-powered pressure, but it would still take years.

Exactly my point, and then there are the flying ones and the ones indigenous to the ocean, we would be royally screwed going over water.

 

[Agayek]

If Pokemon were real, life would be a lot like Alera from Jim Butcher's Codex Alera series.

 

[Chickenlittle]

Flying - just use AA weaponry, jets, and helicopters. Sea, just dump a huge amount of electricty in.

 

[Skizle]

all i can say is that there would be a Snorlax blocking every path.

 

[Skizle]

Holy shit, if Pokemon were real, I'd be wanted in every state and then some.

"Charizard! Make them burn for it!" entire city block gone, another 147 accounts for murder added to my list. (along with cruelty to animals, assault, battery, reckless endangerment, theft, indecent exposure, disturbing the peace, impersonation of a clergyman...)

Yep, I would have an army of fire pokemon just burning down houses and eating small children. I would have to leave the country afterwards, for fear of carpet bombs.

"Bomber used Carpet Bomb on foe's Charizard"
"Its not very effective"

 

[Novania]

You could easily find a high paying job as a pokemon salesman... "and here we have the extremely rare ___ pokemon, captured recently in the jungle forests of South America." Let the auctioning begin.

 

[0thello]

Me and my brothers had a similar conversation we came to the conclusion that the first extinct pokemon would be Jinx...

I could also expect PETA to be the worlds most deadliest terrorist organization. No Pokemon stadium would be safe.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Well hunting would be very interesting and there would be no more of the "helpless animal" crap I mean miss one shot at like a dodrio and your fucked

 

[jetset3]

If pokemon were real then all of the animal protection agencys in the world would be given guns.... I mean seroisly pokemon are captured and taken out of there natural habitat to fight other pokemon for money and fame I meen CMON!!!!

seriously would you capture a lion to fight a hippo just so you can capture the hippo?
Plus when the pokemon characters eat meat where the hell does it come from?

It comes from Pokemon, but the kids in the anime never are revealed to that fact 'lest they lose their precious innocence. However, I do remember one episode in the series, in season 1, where Ash was eating a deep-fried Magikarp... or something that looked like one.

Exactly
http://fc05.deviantart.com/fs18/f/2007/144/b/8/Pokemon_Food_by_nuriko_kun.jpg

I wouldn't mind dining on Goldeen sushi.

 

[FallenBlade20]

If pokemon were real I'd kick a pikachu through a window.

TOUCHDOWN!

 

[KaZZaP]

I would wait until whatever drug I was on wore off.

 

[JacOak]

Wow... this looked promising until I reached the first post.
Seriously, you people are acting like the extinct Anti-Pokemon Species that once plagued the internet, each with their own forum and site.
This pisses me off.
To elaborate, observe here - http://www.dragonflycave.com/animalcruelty.aspx

Anyway, I would be sitting on a comfortable gimmicky chair at the top of Indigo Plateu, waiting for some hopeful to attempt to beat me. They wouldn't.