What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"I just finished upgrading my sentry when a Spy sapped it. FML."
-Revengin3er1

"Our entire base was wiped out by some fuck with a Chinese Stealth Suit and Dart Gun. FML."
-TalMerc4hire

 

[Hurray Forums]

Got into a fight with God today. Universe exploded. Lost my arms and legs. Now waiting out in the space boonies for my GF to come pick me up. They don't even have Wi-Fi here. FML.

-Kosy72

 

[ReaperzXIII]

"Ah yes the council the apparent geniuses who almost died every time they doubted me before, we have already dismissed those claims...FML!!!"

ThePrize69

"So just jumped off the top of the vatican...some asshole moved the hay barrel...FML!!!"

KillerEagle

"Boss still makes us take turns hitting the "hero" instead of you know using our superior forces to attack him at once FML!!!"

Every high level monster in an RPG

 

[Kevon Huggins]

"Blew up megaton and now i am being hunted by those regulators and now i just heard that my dad is in another castl....i mean destroyed place FML"
The lone wonderer

 

[aaronmcc]

Fuck, that dick Redfield has shown up again. FML

PeskyWesky

 

[Zechnophobe]

Today, I just had sex with the cold animated corpse of someone I thought was a killer. It was the best sex I've had in years. FML

--ChillyInNYC

 

[Sora112112]

"I have to climb a tower that is over 250 floors high, and flooded with monsters no less, to fight the GOD OF DEATH and save the world AND no-one will even now i done it.FML.

- world arcana

 

[DSK-]

"My stupid boss backhanded me again today. 200 times. FML"

-Bile 'Big Daddy' Demon

 

[Valthek]

"So I go trough all this training, get myself a second profession and all. I head for the academy, pass the test. Yay, graduated, get to meet the prince. Awesome. Fight a bunch of monsters, kill their boss, yay!

look out a ledge... and you guessed it.. THE ENTIRE EFFING COUNTRYSIDE IS ON FIRE!
...
2 years later
more beasts, countryside is still a mess and now I gotta go fix it...
FML"

- NotAGuildWarsCharacter -

Alternatively

"Guy who's supposed to lead me to where I need to be to save the world managed to get his face stuck in a wall. He won't move...
FML"

- AnyOblivionCharacter -

Edit: just thought of another one

"So me n 4 friends just graduated from the wizards academy. Sweet, right. So we head off to help the king defeat an orc invasion. Vlad (who's totally not a vampire) is helping us, so we should be fine. Lots of fighting and magic and we find out the orc boss isn't the leader. Sorta expected, but w/e Vlad tells us to go after the mastermind.
We fight out way to him and totally own his ass by spamming lightning bolts. Like 4 real, 8 of them TO THE FACE. Vlad ports in and tells us that we can't win (then WHAT were we doing?)
sends us back in time. Gotta do it all again...
FML!"

- RedRobedWizard -

 

[MellowFellow]

So I'm settling the mage vs templar dispute, then Anders blows up the Chantry...FML
-Mike Hawke

 

[cryogeist]

"well today i just fought a crap ton of monsters blasting them with magic...fought some demon thing and not even get any thanks...FML."

-Dorris,Summoner

"I just shot up an entire enemy squad,blew up a tank, had to jump out of a plane ,and now im stuck behind the enemy spawn point...FML"
-Men of war SMG trooper

(did i even do this right?) (i never even heard of FML)

 

[Hunter15]

was fighting this guy who could freeze people...and before i could kill him this nutball in a skirt uses chain swords and steals my kill. talk about fatality

nofacedeadguywithchainhand

 

[UmbraWitchy]

"Today I got into a fist fight with God. So I punched her into the sun. MLIA

-UmbraWitch

 

[Veldel]

"My mom got killed by a drago, my brother's lost, and now my dad's went away to look for him, leaving nothing but me and my dog." F, F, F, FML.

OmeletLover3

Mother 3 ftw

That part made me sad D:

 

[SergeantAnt]

"Well my chick just got shanked by a 30 ft. sword. FML"
RainyCloud

 

[Ih8pkmn]

Great. Just great. I go to sleep for 100 years, and THIS is what happens. Nippon is in chaos, demons are everywhere, there's a gods-damned eight-headed dragon terrorizing this village, and all I have to defend myself is a mirror, a paintbrush, my godly powers, and an annoying green bug thing that would hump a chair if it had a decent pair of melons! Also, how am I typing this with paws? FML.

-Okammy

 

[DJ_DEnM]

Today, a robot tried to kill me. Even worse, it lied to me about having cake. FML.

ThinxWitPortals99

 

[revolutionaification]

All right, it is officially on:

Today, I finally found a decent place to hide from the Combine. Then this crazy bearded guy pulls me out, drags me across eight battlefields and through a freaking antlion nest, then shoves me in a rocket. With a headcrab. FML.

-GnomeChompsky
________

Today I had this totally romatic dinner with the commander, and she asked me to "feed her fish." She meant it literally. FML.

-ScaleItch
________

Navi. FML.

-BoyWithoutAFairy

Ohhh, bring it! xD

Today, I finally took the Championship title I've been training for. Had my pal place a bet and split the winnings with me, had the whole team cheering, even got my own snazzy nickname. But there's just. One. Catch.
The fans.

via lolkhajiits.cyrdl
__________

Today, my boss insisted we drop everything and head straight to a gift shop miles away. She made me drive and I don't even want to get into how long the trip was... Plus, all that time I've got this Sat-Nav wannabe yapping in my ear.
Why?
Her fish died. Again. FML.

-soSerious?

__________

Today, I came back to life. I know what you're thinking, 'pretty sweet', right? Wrong. I'm supposed to go take care of the same ass who killed me in the first place. And the worst part? While he's just as strong as ever, I've forgotten everything. I can just about turn night to day, but that's it. What am I gonna do? Give him sunburn? FML.

-TryTypingWithoutThumbs

 

[IronStorm9]

Just finished putting the last wood block on my fort to protect me from all these damn zombies and spiders. I woke up this morning, walked out the door, and something took out an entire wall of my house! Last thing I heard before I lost consciousness was a hissing sound. Gotta go punch more trees now. FML

ALonelyDigger34

 

[drisky]

"So I just woke up from about a decade long coma, during which I could still move around and had to be the servant of a creepy old man. I come out of the comma sit in my 15 year old body. I have an annoying little kid that won't stop hitting on me. And to top it all off I find out my sister was molested and killed by a creepy blue haired ass hole. FML"
-Resolute Infliction