What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Spartan448]

Ceasrae killed my uncle! FML!

-ShadowStalker

 

[nifedj]

Went to interview that commander about his actions during the battle two years ago, and the bastard just punched me in the face. Again. FML.
-KalisahReporter

Woke up on an island with no idea where I am. Figured I might need some wood to make tools for survival, so I made my fist really sore punching a tree and then right as I finished making a house with the timber some green dick-shaped thing comes out of nowhere and blows it up. FML.
-DefaultSkin

 

[cystemic]

'Showed some mercy by not killing this templar duded for once. He came back with his entire family and torched my villa. FML'

-xXSmokinAssasinXx

'Ran into some caverns underground after my brother backstabbed me and I met this warden dude who made me drink some stanky blood and now I have to assemble an army or we all turn into monsters. FML'

-XDwarfPrinz3

'Have to defeat a race of hyper intelligent machines because everyone thinks that big explosion on the citadel was just me making shit up. FML.'

-N7BadAss96

'My girlfriend's heart is inside mine, I'm gonna have to stab myself to revive her. FML'

-Heart_of_Kingdom687

'My plane crashed and now I'm in an underwater city where everyone's high on something and they're trying to kill me. All I have on me is a wrench. FML.'

-UnderTheSea666

 

[Nihlus2]

"Today my cousin called me.... again... for the fiftienth billionth time to ask if I wanted go bowling, when I said "no", he responded as per use, 'maybe another time', now he's calling again... FML."

- Gta-bro

 

[Sneeze]

I lost 30,000 of my men in the blink of an eye, and the world just fucking watched. FML.
--B4rmy4rmy


Saw another cute guy again today, tried to say hi but my speech impediment got the better of me again and I ended up killinh him. FML.
--Cr33p


Not Modest, been living in the PC for 3 years. FML
--RUKARIO


Goddamn Rain. FML.
--NAHMANJAYDEN


Goddamn Asthema. FML.
--Max


Goddamn Insomnia. FML.
--OnTheWrongPaige

 

[Fade2Moo]

Exploding shrubs blew up half my base. AGAIN! FML

-BlockheadB15

All the cows are driving me INSANE!!! Even 50 blocks underground and i can still hear them. Next time im aiming the arrow at me! FML

-BlockheadB15

 

[Cuddly Knife]

"Turns out New and Tasty is us! FML"

OddAbe00001

 

[MellowFellow]

So I'm settling the mage vs templar dispute, then Anders blows up the Chantry...FML
-Mike Hawke

Sorry, I swear I didn't see this post until after I already posted my very similar DA 2 post.

No worries, we were obviously thinking the same thing. I think it is funnier that we both used Mike Hawke as the name.

 

[jayjaykoolaid]

So I found Dad only to watch him get killed by a southern dude in a trench coat. FML.
Lonewander101

 

[Epslion.Bear]

Killed some witches, greenskins and heretics, good day today

- BloodRaven

Got taken from a prison to an island, kicked off and now I'm a agent for the blades

PS: Got chased by those god damn birds again today, the empire needs to cull them.

- outlander

MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

- minecow1.4

 

[t3h br0th3r]

finnaly got all 150 pokemon, find out they added another hundred. bet 90 of them will be worthless. FML.

-ashyballthrower97

 

[Veret]

Ohhh, bring it! xD

Today, I finally took the Championship title I've been training for. Had my pal place a bet and split the winnings with me, had the whole team cheering, even got my own snazzy nickname. But there's just. One. Catch.
The fans.

via lolkhajiits.cyrdl
__________

Today, my boss insisted we drop everything and head straight to a gift shop miles away. She made me drive and I don't even want to get into how long the trip was... Plus, all that time I've got this Sat-Nav wannabe yapping in my ear.
Why?
Her fish died. Again. FML.

-soSerious?

__________

Today, I came back to life. I know what you're thinking, 'pretty sweet', right? Wrong. I'm supposed to go take care of the same ass who killed me in the first place. And the worst part? While he's just as strong as ever, I've forgotten everything. I can just about turn night to day, but that's it. What am I gonna do? Give him sunburn? FML.

-TryTypingWithoutThumbs

I feel like I should recognize the last one, although I'm pretty sure I've never played it. Clue me in?

Also:

Today, nothing happened. The farm is boring, colony life is boring, Mom and Dad are boring, and nothing ever fucking happens on fucking Mindoir. FML.

-ShepardTheShepherd
________

Today, I learned that humans use TWO fingers for the "airquotes" gesture. FML.

-AhYesTheCouncillor
________

Today I spent half my personal fortune resurrecting a dead hero, then gave him a multibillion-dollar space ship and told him to go CAPTURE an enemy base. He blew up the base, stole the ship, and buggered off to God-knows-where, and I think he's also banging my secretary. FML.

-VeryIllusive

 

[The Seldom Seen Kid]

My crops didn't grow today! WTFML.

-Farmville4eva6969

So it turns out there was no cake FML.

-TestSubject0445

 

[SplicedUp068]

Alien Zealots are attempting to blow up the universe while a parasite runs around turning everyone into zombies, there's a stupid A.I. yapping in my ear telling me to save her,my allied forces just drove off of a cliff in the only car, a tank is approaching and I'm out of grenades. But worst of all, I am out of ammo except for my assault rifle and ASSAULT RIFLES ARE USELESS ON LEGENDARY!!! FML.

-Forerunner343

 

[AstylahAthrys]

"Went to deliver artifact to hot chick and her creepy old man boss. They both turned into monsters. Hot chick ripped out my eye. Now I have to get a religious cult to help me. FML."
-GreatestThief

"Just got back from closing another portal to Oblivion. Now Boromir from Lord of the Rings wants to send me on a fetch quest that will likely kill me. FML."
-IWishIWasStillInPrison

"Met a strong, attractive badass today at an awards ceremony. Too bad he killed my dad by punching him in the face. FML."
-MKeyes

"Random person saved the city and told me I'm the next Emperor. Apparently my mom got around back in the day. Now I have to help this person save the world and rule the continent. I'm just a priest. I grew up on a farm. FML."
-AkatoshPriest

 

[Grayjack]

I just witnessed the end of the world, had a parasite burrow into my skull, and now my two best friends are douchebags who want me dead. FML

DemiFiendDude

 

[SteakHeart]

Just got turned into an invisible, human-flesh-hungering monstrosity. Feel the need to hunt down SWAT teams with a knife and some pipe bombs. FML.

Sub617forLife

 

[IronStorm9]

Today I hatched. Some douchebag in overalls jumped on my back and started kicking me in the ribs. He forced me to eat Shy Guys. They taste like ass! And the final insult? I was desperately trying to make it across a gap, when he decided that I wasn't going to make it and used me as a boost to grab the ledge! Good thing I reincarnate. FML
ThatGreenBastard101

 

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Turns out New and Tasty is us! FML"

OddAbe00001

"Just heard the sirens that indicate the boiler is overloading. FML"

TwiceZeFlavor