What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[Geo Da Sponge]

"Turns out I obey, not choose. FML."

xXxFiReFiNgErSxXx

I like this one. Nice and snappy.

"Got turned into a vampire in Los Angeles today, everyone is being a douche,telling me to pick up their ancient sarcophagus. FML"

-Power2themasquerade

Vampire: The Masquerade
Loved that game!!!

"Got turned into a vampire. Now I can't tell the difference between truth and fantasy.FML"

- MalkavianFledgeling

Spoiler

Finally found the sarcophagus for the Prince. Guess what? it's full of dynamite with only 3... 2... 1... FML!

- Prince's Favorite -

I was hoping to be nice and original in doing a Vampire: The Masquerade one. No such luck. Anyway, here goes:

Spoiler

"Having to run around town doing jobs for a slutty vampire and her bitchy twin sister. FMuL."

"Just bit into a hobo and now I'm throwing up. FMuL."

"Stuck in a sewer fighting heads with legs. FMuL"

"Still stuck in a sewer."

"Still stuck in the same sewer."

"Trapped in an observatory with a Werewolf trying to kill me. FMuL."

FMuL being Fuck My unLife, of course.

 

[Boxinatorizore]

Told my autobots to roll out. They didn't. Fo sho! Fml

MotherTrucker18

 

[spartan231490]

Just saved the world. Again. I just lost one of the only friends I've ever had, lost my spartan family years ago, and now I'm in half a space ship several miles above the surface of something that looks like a small mechanical planet. It's probably some forerunner artifact that's been overrun by flood. Here's hoping the armory is on this half of the space ship, and that this time, I still don't hit something as stubborn as me.

-MasterChief
obviously

 

[SpaceCop]

"Was about to make the game-winning shot. Then my dad destroyed the stadium and threw me a thousand years through time. Also, I might be imaginary. FML"

-fashiondisaster

 

[MetalMantheRevenge]

Some fat plumber jumped and smashed me into the ground, which caused me to stay in the hospital for 3 months, and now I can't pay the bills because Mr.Bowser doesn't believe in paid vactions or paying at all (for that matter). Worst part about it is the plumber stompped all 489 of my cousins too. Sigh, FML

1stOneStompped

Some punk with a backwards cap shoved me into an incredibly small ball, that's about 1/15th my size and if having all of my bones crushed wasn't bad enough. The punk wants me fight my fellow animals, like I'm his personal gladiator. FML

EvryPkmnEvar150

 

[IndianaJonny]

Got prodded into the sea. FML.

TinyTinHatTerror

 

[spazzzz100]

died over one hunded times today no idea where i am going but shit kills me alot, FML.

TheKid

 

[Pontifex]

"Found out that were not actually his favorite."
-CitadelStore285

 

[Darth IB]

Today, a 6-year-old girl followed me around all day, killing all my friends and scared me half to death several times. The best part? Turns out she's my mother. FML

-Point_man_80

 

[Heartcafe]

"I tried to bring peace between templars and mages, but my gay boyfriend decided to screw it up and now I have to ditch my Hightown mansion and go run for my life in the backwaters of the Free Marches. FML"

TehChampion228

 

[USSR]

Lava. FML.

-Mastermine

 

[BestOfWest]

"So today I risked my life for a Princess by battling everything from a Giant Wall to a giant turtle with spikes and all I get for rescuing her is a cake... FML"

-FedUPplumber

 

[Rickyvantof]

Spent 4 hours digging through solid rock and making my way through cave systems, when I finally found some diamond. On my way back I slipped into a pool of lava. FML

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Fuckin' mouse keeps giving me static shocks.

-Pkmn00b

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"Just barely managed to avert a major war in Tarna, but before I could celebrate my victory I was magically teleported away and now I'm stuck in this dank cave full of bones. How I'm getting any signal in here is anyone's guess. ...wait signal? What? FML"
-HeroOfSpeilberg

 

[k-ossuburb]

So, I was sitting in my space ship, minding my own business then suddenly this douchebag comes onto my main screen. Not only do all my base belong to him but he also set us up the bomb! FML

CaptainWatUSay84

 

[Chris646]

"Just woke up after a hundred year long rest only to find that the thing that I killed that put me through hell and back is still alive. FML."

Testsubject108

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

"Fucking rats are stealing all my rupees. FML."
-WakerOfTheWinds09

 

[Spartan448]

April 07, 2011:

Beat the Nutella town Gym. Apparantly, my rival was waiting outside for me, and kicked my butt because I neglected to bring any healing items whatsoever. Before I could face him again, the world went black all of a sudden. I forgot what I was doing, and on top of that, I lost my journal. Better retrace my steps back to the Gym. Then I find my Journal, but some pages are ripped out. I exit the Gym again, and my rival forces me into a challenge. Deja vu? He trounced me again. FML.

- Red

 

[ROTMASTER]

my dad just got killed in a water purifier now i have to fight of government power soldiers then sacrifice myself for some clean water
FML the lone wanderer