What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[valkeminator]

Not my MOTHER!! My new father is my enemy. FML.

-IBonkPeople

 

[TheKruzdawg]

"So I have to go back to Arkham to stop all the prisoners from escaping. Again. I swear this place is worthless... FML"

AdarkNight

 

[xidphel]

"After years of training, I was defeated by a trainer who started his journey just last week. In my shock, I was knocked of Mt. Silver by a gust of wind. 1 year later, I was finally able to continue my training so I went back to Mt. Silver for training. Guess who challenged me again. Guess what happened next! FML"

-PokeChampionRed

 

[xWestie]

Had to sacrifice myself today to detonate a bomb inside an enemy ship in an attempt to save the colonies. Turns out it lead the whole fleet right to us. FML.
-Jorgeinator.


Broke every bone in my body today. Turns out Hall of Meat isn't what it sounds like. FML.
-Sk8ter69

 

[dpixie]

My sister died, my bitchy brother ran off to join the templars, my elf lover dumped me because "it was all to much" and some nut-job just killed my mom! FML!

birdofpreymage

 

[valkeminator]

My Piss glows green... Must have been that toilet I drank from last night. FML.

-I Jingle-jangle

 

[VincentMm]

I'm in Fable III. FML

 

[mirror's edgy]

Got impaled with sword. Makes three times this week.
-SonofSparda

 

[Scarim Coral]

"Today I did odd jobs like coconut colleting, finding lost cats and gathering up deadly Scorpions. Surprisingly the wages weren?t minimums so I will soon have enough cash to enter the next rank battle. FML"

MoeOtaku

 

[Sparrow]

"Connection out here blows. FML."

WastelanderWanderer3

 

[Someone Depressing]

Have you seen this little girl? Y-ah high? Has a voice-actor with a rock embedded in her skull? Adoptive? Ya know?

-BeingAttackedByZombieNurses1685

 

[Canadamus Prime]

"I have the power to summon thermonuclear explosions and yet I can't get through this f@cking door! FML"

-RdmRPGhero

 

[CleverCover]

"Today I had to run away from the family home as my parents were killed by a family friend and now I have to drink some blood that might kill me so I can join some famous group I could care less about. I just want to find my brother and go hide, but he's probably dead too. FML"

LastCousland

 

[esperandote]

"Had sex with another manequin, i dont know why they keep dying. FML"

TriangleGuy

"Gotta stop drinking, I don't even remember when i got this tattoo. FML"

BornFromAWish

"My new wife died too, she had a cold"

WidowGuy

 

[Loviathan]

"Finally glued all the pots back together and some little bastard just walks into my place and shatters them all over again! FML"
-ILovePots of Hyrule

 

[Eisenfaust]

Every time I'm about to walk into a building, it gets set on fire... FML

Gabe Logan, Syphon Filter

 

[CleverCover]

"This new psychic psycho shows up trying to kill me with barrels, calling me a trigger, just as I was walking down a nice pathway with a 'hot' princess. Major cockblocker. FML"

06SpeedyHog

 

[Joe Deadman]

Woke up on a mortuary slab with a novel carved into my back, amnesia and a flying skull talking to me. Now im having to fight zombies with a scalpel and who the hell is pharod!?!? FML.

-N4m3less0n3

 

[Broken Orange]

Me and my buddies got swallowed by a worm. FML.

-COGbeefcake

 

[Veret]

Met an old friend today, felt pretty good about it too; I hadn't seen her for years and tbh I was looking pretty damn good. Thought we'd maybe finally go out, ended up getting shot in the face instead. I look like I fell asleep on an angle grinder. FML.
CaLibr8

Yyyyeahh...so you just won the thread. Oh, and:

Today I ran into my ex for the first time in two years, and she was with this guy who looked like he fell asleep on an angle grinder. The reason we're not still together? She "died." FML.

-NotAWhiner