What if Videogame Characters could use FML...

[The_ModeRazor]

I cast the Blue Screen of Death on myself accidentally. I am not.
FML

-robeandhat667

 

[Iwana Humpalot]

So get this, i'm a roadie for a metal band. When the band is playing their "music", one of them falls for like 50 meters to be cathed by me. And guess what happens then? A piece of this awesome metalbeats struckture falls on me and i die. Somehow i manage to bring this metal beast to life and it rescurrects me (cool right) but then it teleports me to a fucking altar in another (kickass) dimension in the middle of a ritual of some red-hooded demons who try to kill me! FML
- Decapitatiooonn!

 

[That's Funny]

"My dad has left home, and now the overseer wants me dead, seriously FML"

Vault_Dw3ller101

 

[Kaisikudo]

Tried to run. Fell backwards instead. FML.

QwopGuy66

 

[Dragonborne88]

"Finished basic today. They gave me some injection that made my eyes have this crazy blue glow, so now I have to wear sunglasses all the time to not look like a total freak. They said my eyes are augmented, whatever that means. FML"

DentonUpThePlace

 

[jimik1990]

so i move to America to get rich like my cousin. End up being hunted by the Russians i was escaping from. AND i have to take my cousin out to lunch. AGAIN

bellic261

 

[revolutionaification]

I'm glad that Shepard's untimely suffering and trauma could help brighten your day! The "MLIA" on that last one had me cracking up so hard...and I may have to start another survivor Shepard just to name her "ThresherThrasher."

Anyway, I got one more for you before I go to bed:

Today, the commander got a new dermal regenerator to heal the scars on her face. She won't let me use it. Now there's no platinum left to upgrade my rifle, the commander's boning a hallucinogenic space-lizard, and my face STILL looks like I slept on a fucking angle grinder. FML.

-CaLibr8

Glad I could amuse, it just seemed to fit with the one before it.
Also, that one is the best thing I've heard/read/whatever all day, good job.

And now for something completely different:

Today, the commander left me in charge of the ship. The whole crew was abducted, and I'm pretty sure I've assisted in the machine uprising. FML.

-YsoSerious?
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Today, I stopped an asteroid destroying a planet. My reward? Armour. That I can't wear. FML.

-Sheploo_7
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Today, after two years, I finally worked up the courage to tell my best friend how I feel about him. Before I can, he tells me he's busy 'calibrating' and starts talking about guns. FML.

-NotFlexibleEnough

 

[DaMullet]

"I miss lab work; all this alien invasion and interdimention assholes is really getting old. At least my glasses are still in one piece... I wonder what they're made of now that I think about it. FML"
-NoFreeTimeMan

 

[Syntax Error]

So now I gotta go pull a lever or push a button or something inside a hellhole of radiation because some giant green dude (who is immune to radiation btw) says "It's my Destiny". FML.

- WastelandSouljah

 

[CharrHearted]

Aerith died again. FML.


zacklover21

 

[googleback]

Didn't the guy in Vanquish use it a couple of times? or was that just Fuck ME?

 

[thetruefallen]

"What the hell? What do you mean only the front half of the ship when thought the portal? The computer girl says its going to be a while before we get rescued... if they even bothered to look. This is the thanks i get for saving the f#@king galaxy? FML."

ragingintheheaveans117

 

[TJF588]

Prolly mentioned by now, but Squall Leonhart pulls a literal "sucks to be us" (the other in "us" being the Vaan-glomped Onion Knight) in DISSIDIA 012.

 

[Adamc-mh]

"My mum is dead and my dad just ditched me in the vault...FML"
Vaultdweller02

 

[MagusVulpes]

"Met this really hot chick under Leene's Bell today. Took her to a concert, bought her some candy, went to visit a friend's experiment. No one wanted to try out the transporter, so the hot chick volunteered. Suddenly this black and blue hole appeared and she seems to have disappeared... Along with my chances of getting laid, unless I follow her... FML."

TimeThemedCharacterName

 

[TerribleAssassin]

Just got raped by a massive super-computer making me do some gay tests. FML.

RndmWman.

 

[standokan]

I've been stuck in this tiny ball for 2 weeks now FML

MagicalKarp44

 

[Jarcin]

I jump higher, take care of myself, am taller, and wear nicer color. She still went to my brother. FML.

greenplumber

Escape a town with a deadly super virus, just to have to save the presidents daughter from it. FML.

racnctysurvr