SageSays said:
Woke up in a strange bed with a blinding headache. A strange man said that I had been shot in the head and that he had saved my life, but was concerned about whether my brain might be scrambled. Since he was happy to pay me for things that were lying around his house I figured he wasn't much of an authority and I soon convinced him to let me leave. Everyone is telling me that the person who shot me went north and I should go after them. I'm thinking that being shot in the head has knocked some sense into me. FML. I'm heading south.
LoneWanderingAway
LOL
Got thrown out of my own home by pricks today. See, they needed some computer chip for recycling our water supply but instead of sending a security officer, or the biggest dude around they send me. WHY???? I never had any training and I never held a gun in my life. FML
Edit 1: Manage to find the chip after I fought giant scorpions, raiders, zombie like creature and what look like Orcs. They decide to sent me deal with the Orcs because they are afraid they'll find a place that only me and my friend can find. They then close the door in my face. FML
Edit 2: Got rid of the Orc. I managed to destroy a Computer-brainy-thing and my friend died during the fight. I'm a mess but manage to get back home only for them to tell that I'm no longer welcome. See, they decided that since I left doing what they wanted, I became a risk to them all. Somehow, me being outside for 5 week may have turn me into a sociopath. ARRGGGHHH! I think I empty my assault riffle on the door that day. FML with a passion.
Edit 3: After a few days, some of the Vault decided to follow me. Now, I'm in an hostile territory with a few dozen nitwits that I need to babysit. FML
-Lazydude 101