What if?

[Birras]

Then it's sheer awesomeness would blow your effing mind and kill you from a super-aneurysm.

What if I declared myself Toast King of the Moon?

 

[Yorgmiester]

Then I would declare myself Poptart King of Mars, and wage war against you.

What if I declared myself Poptart King of Mars, and waged war against Birras?

 

[Birras]

Yorg:Then I would reveal my avatar's true identity and blow your effing mind straight into the sun

Goat:Then perhaps you would learn what it truley means to be swollen.

What if I got ninja'd?

 

[Yorgmiester]

Then I would laugh at you.

What if Swollen Goat ate my sandwich?

 

[Birras]

Then he would get the mind-blowing poison I had intended for you.

What if my laser cat had laser honor?

 

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[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We'd have a bland, bland world.

What is salt was sweet?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd be in fear all my life.

What if a fool divided by 0?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

They'd be space bacteria.

What if these batteries never ended?

 

[Code Monkey]

I wouldn't have to constantly be buying them for my Xbox controller! Rejoice!

What if Dr.Insano was president?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

We'd be screwed?

What if armadillos were deadly?

 

[Vrex360]

Humanity would use them instead of tanks.

What if I was a Sangheili in disguise?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Code Monkey]

Well, then you would die in horrible agony, son!

What if raindrops were strawberry flavoured?

 

[lwm3398]

No one would wear a raincoat/ no woman wouldn't wear perfume when it rains.

What if toy soldiers could walk, talk, and shoot tiny pellets?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

They would take over the world!

What if all peas were actually peanuts?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then peanuts would be very common.

What if elephants were sentient?

 

[Mr.logic]

then there would be alot of circuses

what if you beileved in god?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The world would be no different because I already do.

What if you were a girl?