What is your favorite insult?

[Asita]

"Bookah", just because the recipient rarely indicates that they understood they were being insulted.

 

[Ddgafd]

"Leap of a bridge" if I'm feeling boring. "You are pathetic you vapid, worthless scum" at any other given moment.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

My favourite is one that not even I would say; it goes against one of my most important rules.

"No offence, but I'm glad that we're friends."

It's from a rather recent A Softer World strip. [http://www.asofterworld.com/index.php?id=776]

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Oh I've got a few...

When I'm being clean and not-swearing, it's Twit, Moron and berk.
When I release the inner sailor it's one of my own choice: F***-Twit

 

[LordOfAllHeSurveys]

spoothead- from angry beavers

 

[acturisme]

For those suffering the fate of the stupid--"DUMBASS!" at the top of my lungs.
For those who think I'll sink to their level of insults--With finger pointed at the offender, "Your mom."

 

[Matt King]

I WILL MAKE A CAPE FROM YOUR SKIN AND WEAR IT TO YOUR FUNERAL

it's just so good

 

[Cette]

"Go eat a whole bag of dicks" is just WAAAYY the hell too much fun to say.

Or at times an exasperated "this whole situation is just fucking fuck fuck" followed by a noncommittal shrug.

 

[Terminate421]

The brutish, yet simple "Fuck You!"

 

[EternityTransfer]

Mine would probably be:

"You bolting-hutch of beastliness"

But it's rather situational.


Therefore,

"Asshat"

is my favourite.

 

[fenrizz]

I picked up this gem from an old friend of mine:

Take a long hard look at yourself, you pathetic excuse for a human.

Although it is paraphrased from Norwegian, and it sounds better in Norwegian too.

 

[Lunar Templar]

i like the good ole 'Fuck' and its variants
other favorites are:
'Asshole'
'Dumbass'
and
'Retard'

 

[Snordraken]

I can't decide between:

"The ugly stick must have hit you extra hard" and "You aren't just regularily ugly, are you?"

Allthough the second one sound much better in Swedish (Du är inte vanligt ful, du).

 

[Snordraken]

Ooop, Dubble post

 

[PromethianSpark]

BGDEC - Big Gay Don't Even Care!

Its not so much an insult as it is great way to shut someone up by convey how little you actually care about what they are saying. Works wonders, and is a real blow to the self-esteem rather than some routine insults

 

[lRookiel]

I call people Ballbags when they are being idiotic, and Assholes if they are being.. well ya know... Assholes.

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

My personal favorite? Jacktard. I dunno why, I just like that one.

 

[Wereduck]

It's a tie between "Because you're an insane degenerate animal and you deserve to die" from Breaking Bad and "Go lick a dog's ass 'till it bleeds" from Count Zero. I also have great affection for the South Park movie's "uncle fucker".

For actual use I tend to favor fuckwit, fucktard, dipshit and jackass. When I'm angry with someone I don't want to amuse them with a clever quotation.

 

[TBman]

You are the metaphorical cum stain upon the tissue of life.

I prefer "shit stain on the underwear of humanity" but yours is good too

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I've got tons. Go drink a gallon of gasoline and piss on a fire; I advise that you sit on my thumb and spin; go skydiving naked over a cactus farm; suck my left cock.

For something that you use in place of a name, my favorite will be fuck followed by a noun. Fuckhat is my favorite.