Especially when you punctuate it by offering them a fag...Liquidcool said:
Had to be done...Elmo McElroy said:
How quaint! Paraphrased... but still quaint!The Schoolmaster said:
What is your favorite insult?
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Well, I'll let doug walker say it all for me.
EDIT: Damn, this just won't work, Anyone know how to properly embed something? I'll leave the link for the video itself in the spoilers instead, because this doesn't want to work for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CIqRxBtNrFs
I don't usually try not to insult anyone; but recently I got really angry at one of my friends. It happened when we both decided to sign up for the school volleyball team. I was really excited to join, but I got laid off after the first practice because I didn't have a physical - and I couldn't get it because I don't have health insurance. When I told my friend he started making fun of me and calling my family poor. So I responded, "Shut up, you're the reason we need physicals anyways" (because he's fat). I feel bad about it now though...
Also, I often hear some people in my school say:
"You're so _____ your own mother doesn't love you"
Also, I often hear some people in my school say:
"You're so _____ your own mother doesn't love you"
Good god, me too. I loved Trapdoor.Blunderboy said:And makes me think of this chap.Daystar Clarion said:
OT: Mine has got to be
The unbelivable pain those bricks can cause.
The one I'm currently using is "You bastard son of a caribou!" Mainly cause I like the sound of it.
You are such a waste of thought that I'm putting more effort into this insult than you have for anything in your entire life you complete and abject failure, you useless stupid douche canoe when you die I'm gonna make sure I'm there to watch.
Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey
Only applies to one certain ilk of people, but can be used as a more offensive insult to someone who isn't French!
I also once heard someone shout 'Fuck off, you fucking fucker...' at someone else... They had got so angry they lost all creativity!
Only applies to one certain ilk of people, but can be used as a more offensive insult to someone who isn't French!
I also once heard someone shout 'Fuck off, you fucking fucker...' at someone else... They had got so angry they lost all creativity!
i've allways been a big fan of 'you fool!'. classic. and not even so much an insult as calling someone out. they just -get- insulted. because they're fools. if only they knew.
That it is! So is 'Tosser'... I also like that one!Daystar Clarion said:
You could also delve into 'Strumpet' too... that word simply rules!
How conveinient! You fight like a cow.Aisaku said:
OT: [snide remark]Wow, he seems like a pretty cool guy.[/snide]
OR
[snide]She seems like a nice lady.[/snide remark]
I should probably start using "Taffer!" more often.
"You look like a monkey in a negligée!" (Kudos to anyone who can draw their sword and successfully parry that insult )
"You look like a monkey in a negligée!" (Kudos to anyone who can draw their sword and successfully parry that insult
)
"I SWEAR, every time you open your mouth, IT PISSES ME OFF!"
-- Kyo from the Anime, "Fruits Basket"
"That guy should be impaled on a spinning dildo, in a straightjacket, upside-down; and the only way he can keep the dildo lubricated is to drink castor oil out of a giant rat feeder so he shits himself greasy. Because if the dildo ever goes un-lubricated, his asshole will start to stick to it and his... whole guts will spin out of him like cotton candy!"
-- Doug Stanhope
-- Kyo from the Anime, "Fruits Basket"
"That guy should be impaled on a spinning dildo, in a straightjacket, upside-down; and the only way he can keep the dildo lubricated is to drink castor oil out of a giant rat feeder so he shits himself greasy. Because if the dildo ever goes un-lubricated, his asshole will start to stick to it and his... whole guts will spin out of him like cotton candy!"
-- Doug Stanhope
