What is your favorite insult?
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I'm a fan of,
"Oh Christ, look at this winner."
Or,
"You ever try reading the paper instead of sleeping under it?"
I know I stole that last one from somewhere, but I can't remember where..
...and in a pinch, "Insipid fuckwit" has always done well for me.
"Oh Christ, look at this winner."
Or,
"You ever try reading the paper instead of sleeping under it?"
I know I stole that last one from somewhere, but I can't remember where..
...and in a pinch, "Insipid fuckwit" has always done well for me.
It depends how much they've irked me - though I do enjoy being downright horrid...
1) You're the reason why I'm Pro-Choice.
2) It's people like you that make me long for wire hangers and time machines.
3) Baka (it's Japanese for idiot and most folks don't get it so they go away confused)
4) Dumbass (a classic)
5) *to a female* - Do me a favor and don't be like your mom, put the heroin and booze down when you get preggers
6) *to a male* - Do the world a favor, cut off your balls so you don't accidentally breed.
7) If I was a Christian I'd tell you to go to hell, because I'm not I'll ask that you go look in the mirror for a few hours.
8) So YOU'RE the reason why 'They' hate us for our freedom, GREAT.
1) You're the reason why I'm Pro-Choice.
2) It's people like you that make me long for wire hangers and time machines.
3) Baka (it's Japanese for idiot and most folks don't get it so they go away confused)
4) Dumbass (a classic)
5) *to a female* - Do me a favor and don't be like your mom, put the heroin and booze down when you get preggers
6) *to a male* - Do the world a favor, cut off your balls so you don't accidentally breed.
7) If I was a Christian I'd tell you to go to hell, because I'm not I'll ask that you go look in the mirror for a few hours.
8) So YOU'RE the reason why 'They' hate us for our freedom, GREAT.
You're the reason we can't have nice things.
Although that's more a statement of fact than an insult...
Although that's more a statement of fact than an insult...
I think we should become better strangers. (An old Shakespere term for fuck off)
As for my own favourites.
"Your existence, it pisses me off."
"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
"You must be the arithmetic man you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance."
"Do you have to leave so soon, I was just about to poison your drink."
I've never had the chance to use any of these, except for the first one but by god I want to. To someone who deserves it of course.
Also speaking of insults, Winston Churchill was a king on the subject.
Woman: "Winston you're drunk"
Winston: "Maybe so madam, but tommorow I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Woman: "If I were your wife, I would poison your tea."
Winston: "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it."
As for my own favourites.
"Your existence, it pisses me off."
"Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
"You must be the arithmetic man you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention and multiply ignorance."
"Do you have to leave so soon, I was just about to poison your drink."
I've never had the chance to use any of these, except for the first one but by god I want to. To someone who deserves it of course.
Also speaking of insults, Winston Churchill was a king on the subject.
Woman: "Winston you're drunk"
Winston: "Maybe so madam, but tommorow I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
Woman: "If I were your wife, I would poison your tea."
Winston: "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it."
Either:
Fuck you
or
Fuck face.
Both are effective. I enjoy the second one especially because of the alliteration.
Fuck you
or
Fuck face.
Both are effective. I enjoy the second one especially because of the alliteration.
You are a failed abortion, you should be retroactively aborted, etc. The really funny thing is that people are angrier that I mention abortion at all rather then the fact I told them they need to die.
Also; you are Christian Weston Chandler's *****.
Also; you are Christian Weston Chandler's *****.