My army: A bunch of gullibale 5 year olds weilding power-tools and their main form of projectile is throwing space-ninjas with laser beams and chocolate-swords.
What is your weird army?
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An Army of Procrastinators! The world will cower and flee at our might... but not right now, maybe tomorrow, or Monday.
An army of Tarkata (Baraka's race from Mortal Kombat) but they all wear suits, wield tommy guns, and they all sound like Marlon Brando. Yes, my army is the Tarkatan Mafia.
cannon fodder: hordes of zombie mudmen with lead pipes
infantry: skinless ratmen with gas masks and trenchcoats wielding 4 barreled shotguns, uzis and flamethrowers
leaders: 8 foot tall boarmen with heavy body armor and chainguns
heavies: giant cyborg goatmen with rocket launchers for arms
and for air power: fire breathing giant bats
infantry: skinless ratmen with gas masks and trenchcoats wielding 4 barreled shotguns, uzis and flamethrowers
leaders: 8 foot tall boarmen with heavy body armor and chainguns
heavies: giant cyborg goatmen with rocket launchers for arms
and for air power: fire breathing giant bats
I'll just do what the Venture Brothers did and have T-Rex riding cowboys and Polar Bears driving motorcycles with scuba divers with mounted machine guns sitting side car.
fuck it, I want an army of armies!
each brigade is the size (and diversity) of an entire army...
theres the macedonian army brigade, the red army brigade, the space teddy bear army brigade, and martian yellow samurai army brigade, the spectral tentacle alien army brigade, even the bassist army brigade (which is an army of bassists...)
I dare anyone to fuck with my army of armies!
EDIT:
each brigade is the size (and diversity) of an entire army...
theres the macedonian army brigade, the red army brigade, the space teddy bear army brigade, and martian yellow samurai army brigade, the spectral tentacle alien army brigade, even the bassist army brigade (which is an army of bassists...)
I dare anyone to fuck with my army of armies!
EDIT:
say hello to the 47th brigade in my army...Armored Prayer said:
70's porn stars.... the power of the mustache will reign supreme!
that or an army of steam powered, undead soldiers. That idea was epic!
that or an army of steam powered, undead soldiers. That idea was epic!
