What loot do you drop?

[Something Amyss]

My:
LiverpoolFC boxers
LiverpoolFC socks
LiverpoolFC shirt
LiverpoolFC pants
LiverpoolFC jacket
LiverpoolFC cap

You get the whole set at once!

Let me guess. You're a Manchester fan.

*ducks*

I would drop a necklace of snark and a +2 vest of pockets.

 

[Scarim Coral]

I will have a chance of dropping one of these-

Some tissure I had blown my nose in.

My wallet which contain money that vanish as soon as you double click it (also no you can't use it as a second inventory).

A set of key that you cannot use as my home is not in the game at all.

My mobile phone which is out of battery.

 

[8bitlove2a03]

One tear of pure black liquid sorrow, in a small crystal vial.

 

[Shuguard]

plus 6 pocket slot pants and a saucy journal "Wink"
possibly a chance drop for glasses.

 

[Prof. Monkeypox]

An ipod, a set of keys, about $38 dollars in cash....


...wait, you're trying to see if we're worth robbing aren't you?

 

[hurfdurp]

A loaf of bread to make you fat.

 

[mattaui]

You'll never know, I'm required for the main storyline and am thus unkillable except by the, well, I wouldn't want to give away the main storyline now, would I?

But hey, even unkillable plot devices carry something, right? Fine, I've got an artifact quality iPhone with the secret password to the President's Internet.

 

[Thumper17]

Money and a necklace of +5 faith.

 

[F'Angus]

Idol of many hands, gopher repellent, toenail clipper.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

A sharp knife, a bag of dice, keys and assorted low denomination cash. 50% chance of dropping a cane.

 

[JLML]

A pocket watch. Well, that, 2 lighters, a razor blade and, if you get me at the right moment, a bottle of lamp oil.

 

[O maestre]

feces, blood and bone(30%) if struck by a critical hit and 0.001% chance for tears

 

[Moonlight Butterfly]

A furry black kitten carrier. I own 13 black cats luck works differently in England.

 

[Handbag1992]

A penis-hat with amazing stats, but causes every encounter to begin with 3 seconds of the monster/player laughing at you.

 

[Souplex]

Wallet, (With money, debit card, IDs) keys to every house in Brooklyn, different clothes items depending on the time of year, and a +7 Depleted-Uranium Drill-Tipped Rocket-Propelled Lance of Soviet Slaying.

 

[bigfatcarp93]

1 +3 Jack's Walking Stick

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

+1 Pants of Dashing Good Looks
Heart Container
$10

 

[an annoyed writer]

I'd drop a belt of live White Phosphorous grenades that'd go off in a second. Not even enough time for the likes of Batman to escape. If you live, congratulations, you just got half of your ass burned off. I'm gone though: instant cremation. Just try taking my stuff then, pillock.

 

[dimensional]

Probably a stack of IOUS and a guitar with 5 strings all tuned to G on rare occasions a notebook of mysterious scribblings which if read alters intelligence by -5.

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

A +30 insanity mindset, a awesomness complex that becomes soulbound on equip, and a full stack of frozen turtle corpses