What Makes You Rage Uncontrollably?

[Kortney]

Gaming: The flaming. It is so ridiculous. Look in the March Mayhem section of this forum and look at all the idiots at work. People wonder why the gaming industry isn't taken seriously, and yet nearly every topic ends in stupid arguments over nothing. I also was enraged by the idiots ranting about Dragon Age 2.

Life: Apathy. I hate it. It's my least favourite trait in a person.

 

[Dfskelleton]

James Cameron is making a film adaptation of "At the Mountains of Madness"

I bet you that this is his main idea:
"UUUH HURPA DURR, I SHUD MAKES IT IN MODERN TIMES BECAUSE THAT ARE TEH MOST CREATIVEST TWIST EVAR, AND DANFORTH SHUD BEES A PURTY LADY ADURRRRRRRRRRRRR, IT SHUD HAVES HAPPY ENDIN AND BE RATED PG-13 SO I CANS GETS MORES MONEY!!!!111"
And to think they took it from Gulimeir Del Toro, who could've made it fairly decent.

 

[jonyboy13]

Gaming: Stupid people.
Life: Stupid people.
They make me quote the referee from Billy Madison and Les Grossman from Tropic Thunder.

 

[Reep]

1. Incredibly stupid and/or ignorant people.
2. Sorry to the Americans, but a strong Southern accent send me into a fit.
3. When my earphones fall out of my ear for any reason except for when i personally take them out
4. Bad drivers
5. Arrogant overconfident people
6. Politicians

Damn it, im angry now..

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Not smoking for more than 7 hours. That's why I stay at home when I have a cough, because otherwise I would snap at every provocation and yell at everyone on the street, possibly would punch people, children not excluded.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

Nothing really makes me angry. Life's too short to be petty over shit.

EDIT:

Oh wait, Bobby Kotick's face makes me sick, does that count?

 

[Sir Boss]

1. Just about anything to do with democracy, (Oligarcist here)
2. Fanboyism
3. the whole videogames cause violence thing, how about a little personal responsibility?
4. Ignorance
5. Poorly thought out opinions
6. Those who try to tell you you aren't playing the game properly
and that's just the tip of the iceberg

 

[Doclector]

Whiney emo kids complaining about their 'terrible' lives. I had to put up with it for two years and now when I hear someone going on about how awful their life is when it really isn't that bad I just lose it

the logical paradox of Emos;

"I'm so allooooone!" "me too" chimes in the huge crowd of friends always surrounding them, their bandmates, their girl/boyfriend, their Internet friends, and their entire crappy gorram Facebook page.

Emos rarely even know the meaning of the so called "pain" they so frequently go on about. They're annoying to people with no problems, and to abominations like me, they're a downright insult.

Also, people who read heat etc magazines. Calling someone fat irl: an insult. Calling someone who can't get much skinnier fat in front of the entire country: fashion commentary.

 

[rekabdarb]

RAGE

 

[CleverCover]

Gaming: Um, when I die/can't contine in games because of shitty controls or a game breaking bug. The last one made me swear off Oblivion and Bethesda for good after the tenth time it forced me to re-do a save file. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Non-Gaming: Politics. I can't...it just takes a happy moment and makes everything seem like shit when I hear the news and latest between what goes on between the political parties and the influential people who head them.
People who take the Bible literally. Please just go die. Now. Get out of the damn gene pool.
The people at my Grandmother's Church that sponsored a "Cure the Gay" Rally. It made me so angry when my mother mentioned it, I fell down to my knees, screamed, started crying, and ranted about what horrible bastards these people are and why could my loving grandma support this and my Uncle had better had not been there or he would have been dead to me and how I'm glad my Mom stopped going there.
Bigoted people. When your opinion of other people based on certain aspects of their life they can't control makes them a bad person, I realize soon I'm going to stop talking to you in order to keep my composure and not punch your teeth out.
The almost rapist I was friends with. When he tried to take advantage of my friend, it took all of my strength not to beat his face in. Now that I look back on it, I wish I had.

Hmm...the list is longer than I thought it would be.

 

[Chibz]

People who pirate video games.

That and the fact the underdog ALWAYS wins. For once I'd like to see the logical conclusion: The underdog gets CRUSHED.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

-Infinite combos

Hey! How about some Marvel vs Capcom?
Captain America, Jill, Akuma go!
[sub]I'm kidding..[/sub]

 

[Le_Lisra]

Bigots, stupidity and flaunted lack of knowledge. you can imagine the good times I have on the internet.

Also gender issues, conservatism and any threat to my friends.

I sound like an angry teen with my 21 years.

 

[Le_Lisra]

Gaming: Um, when I die/can't contine in games because of shitty controls or a game breaking bug. The last one made me swear off Oblivion and Bethesda for good after the tenth time it forced me to re-do a save file. FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Non-Gaming: Politics. I can't...it just takes a happy moment and makes everything seem like shit when I hear the news and latest between what goes on between the political parties and the influential people who head them.
People who take the Bible literally. Please just go die. Now. Get out of the damn gene pool.
The people at my Grandmother's Church that sponsored a "Cure the Gay" Rally. It made me so angry when my mother mentioned it, I fell down to my knees, screamed, started crying, and ranted about what horrible bastards these people are and why could my loving grandma support this and my Uncle had better had not been there or he would have been dead to me and how I'm glad my Mom stopped going there.
Bigoted people. When your opinion of other people based on certain aspects of their life they can't control makes them a bad person, I realize soon I'm going to stop talking to you in order to keep my composure and not punch your teeth out.
The almost rapist I was friends with. When he tried to take advantage of my friend, it took all of my strength not to beat his face in. Now that I look back on it, I wish I had.

Hmm...the list is longer than I thought it would be.

Madam, I salute your composure. I hope I never come into this position, because I think a friend would need me then to be there, and not having me face assault charges for making the (almost)rapist regret the day I was born.

 

[AngloDoom]

"I disapprove of what you say, but I'll defend you to the death with your right to say it." - Or something to that effect.

Firstly, you won't.
Secondly, it's such a pious argument.
Thirdly, only if it doesn't upset your way of life.
Lastly, I despite catch-all arguments.

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

People I deem to be idiots saying something I deem to be idiotic. There are a lot of idiots where I live so I rage a lot. I usually only end up shouting at them and then calling them an idiot, then I'll finish it off by telling them how they're an idiot.

Also dying on multiplayer games because of lag.

 

[Angry Camel]

Two things:
One: Spastic drivers. You don't own the roads and everyone else has shit to do as well.
Two: People who chew gum like brain-damaged sheep. I don't know why, but I hate it with a passion.

(Oh don't forget Justin Beiber and Twilight.)

 

[Asuka Soryu]

When all of a sudden, the game has this random spike of difficulty that comes out of nowhere, doesn't ease you into it and is mostly difficult based on cheapness.

Oh, and Galactus's big "LAZERS COVER THE ENTIRE SCREEN AND RAPE YOU" move.

 

[Stuberfinn88]

The way the majority of the internet is filled with posts in subjects that have no value to any subject or anything, the whole thing about FIRST, GET, CHECK EM, THUMBS UP FOR THIS, 47 people dont like X because of Y. There is no cleverness or pride behind any of it, its like taking an extra breath when its not even required, but unlike that extra breath, it doesnt dissipate, it stays... forever......

 

[CleverCover]

Madam, I salute your composure. I hope I never come into this position, because I think a friend would need me then to be there, and not having me face assault charges for making the (almost)rapist regret the day I was born.

Thank you. Remembering that he could have sued me for damaging his ugly face makes regret a bit less that I didn't bash his head on with my fist, shoryuken his chin, chop off his balls and feed them to a shredder. In that order.

Sorry. Rage levels rising. Must go find chocolate and play a hack an' slash.

Who says videogames make you violent?