What "Replacement Cusswords" do you use in public?

[Cain_Zeros]

If I'm in a situation where I have to censor, I just use the sentence without an expletive or a replacement.

 

[RaineHero]

Normally i just let the words fly (with variations like frick, fudge, frack, darn, etc) but the two I use the most are 'bloody' and 'carp'...

What? I like carp fishing. And it's a character swap away from crap.

 

[Aur0ra145]

"Dadgummit" is one of my favorites along with "Kiss my foot!"

 

[Ldude893]

Bugger (something I picked up from Pirates of the Caribbean and Monty Python) and/or Dammit.

 

[JJMUG]

None at all, i say what i want.

 

[omega 616]

I use it kind of the other way round, I say "fuck" then if somebody says "what did you just say" I say "fork", that kind of stuff.

I don't see the harm in swearing, it's just words. I think only precious people get offended by words like that.

 

[cookieXkiller]

My personal favorites are "Balls' hit the fan" "freakin'" "what the russian" and "suck my long hard florida(cause we all know what part of america florida is)"

what are yours?

i prefer just to change the subject to somethign more ... random... or yell out FUNK really loud... or just something really awkward for the person

 

[Kouen]

I dont censor myself down if I want to cuss I cuss

 

[ffs-dontcare]

"Bloody hell" is my most common one, I think.

It just sounds more aurally pleasing than actual cuss words/phrases such as "for fuck's sake", which is one I occasionally use.

 

[Devon Dent]

Nerd alert. I prefer Frack from B.S.G.

 

[GamingAwesome1]

Replacement? Meh. If I wanna swear I will swear.

Swear words are just words and anyone who makes a big deal out of someone saying them in public has got their head shoved up their arse.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

In place of bullshit I use What Arbitrary Silliness. cookie for reference...

Nnnnf, I can't remember which ZP that comes from. I do remember it though.

I use 'fnord', 'shiz', 'snap', and 'frak' a lot. Or curses in other languages. I once called someone a son of a ***** to his face, in Japanese. And when he asked what I said I lied, but it did feel good.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Blugger,cant,grargh,flarg,malafargin

 

[XMark]

Oh SNAP!

 

[Spirit_Of_Fire]

Oh my lady gaga instead of oh my god

 

[Xeros]

I use Oxhorn's "Grat, flak, blit, and chak".

 

[Cmwissy]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Oh my lady gaga instead of oh my god

You're not allowed to say God?

 

[KeairaBluewind]

Frell, Cow Manure and Bugger ae my most commone ones

 

[GreatVladmir]

I don't.

Anyone that gets offended by someone a random stranger said needs to get their head examined.

BASTARD! You stole mt post! lol, yeah I agree with him, when I swear in public, if someone steps up, I just tell 'em to piss off, works all the time.

 

[LeonLethality]

Fudge for fuck and bake sale for everything else. (Don't ask <.<)