What "Replacement Cusswords" do you use in public?

[Estocavio]

If for some reason i was in a situation where cussing would be inappropriate i tend to just not do it in any form.

 

[dalek sec]

I mostly use "Frak" from Battlestar Galactica and Caprica myself.

 

[Flamezdudes]

Fudge, Frickin, Friggin.

 

[Gerrawn]

Fiddlesticks.

 

[Popadomus Ohio]

i just make up words and say them to people. they think i'm insane but i don't get done for swearing.

 

[ffs-dontcare]

Occasionally I like to do an Elliot Reid and use her replacement cuss words.

Examples include binglebore, bajingo, whizzy winkles, etc.

 

[Davrel]

"Shi...taki mushrooms!" I've loved that one ever since I was a kid. I also use friggin' a lot, apparently.

This exactly! It gets some funny looks though...

I use bloody a lot as despite being a curse word, its so mild that it nobody bats an eyelid.

If I'm with my friends or people my own age I tend not to restrict my language at all.

 

[challenger001]

"Oh, Bathplugging Hell!"

Oh, and whenever I refer to Barrel Rolls I'm not talking about aerial acrobatic manoeuvres.

 

[GundamSentinel]

In public I just use Japanese, Pirate or Mandalorian cuswords (I'm such a geek...).

 

[B2kCyclops]

Since I am in germany and I usually curse in other languages than german.
Preferrably italian, english, french and our regional dialect.
I curse way too often, beauce you might think, that no one really understands what you're grumbling, or likewise, shouting.
But you just might...
Especially in a country where amlost everyone speaks/understands english, many know some french and I used to be engaged to an italian lady.
Friggin...
;-)

 

[joshuaayt]

Curse.
I occasionally replace one curse word with another curse word- Mix it up a little.

 

[Zani]

I don't censor myself in public, unless I'm at work.

 

[Fetzenfisch]

Why should i replace? its not half as satisfying.
But i like to use foreign curses i picked up somewhere. Therefore most of them arent correctly pronounced and i dont really know how to spell them. so these kind of count here i guess.
Favourites:
1) FUCK!
2)'Sicelema!' (whatever it may be spelled. a half-turkish friend of mine used it alot)
3) SCHEISSE! (classic)
4) verdammte ... (damned...[adj])

shadowrun got me to use 'drec' and 'slot' sometimes

 

[MetalMonkey74]

Ffffffffffishsticks

Shhhhhhoeleather

And, Motherflipper http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArZxLj6DLk

 

[Sir-jackington]

Feck (some people still say its a swear word but if its on the side of taxis it isnt a swear word)