What rules/laws would you make if you ruled the world?

[Nautical Honors Society]

I was just wondering if you were king/queen of the universe what rules and or laws would you make people follow?

I don't care how ridiculous or funny your rules are, but I'd like them to be things you would actually like to see enforced on other people for good, bad, or nonsensical.

I would require people not to say "thank you" and "your welcome" ever under any circumstance...why? I want to see centuries of politeness go down the tubes.

Oh, and I get free candy...yea that too >_>

 

[Omikron009]

Fashion victims, hipsters, and modern artists would be sent to prison. Most popular music would be banned. Epic, ridiculous engineering projects spanning decades would be set in motion. The zeppelin would replace the airplane as the primary method of transportation.

I have a massive list of things I would do if I ruled the world, but I can't think of that many at the moment.

 

[likalaruku]

Stupid rules.

1)Men must shave their bodies & faces, but can never cut their hair.
2)Women must dye their hair to match their clothes, so sayeth the mighty Oz.
3)Stores may not stock eleventy brands of the same type of canned peach.
4)All door-to-door soliciters must sell cookies.
5)Bill collectors may not phone a person more than once a day.
6)A stony beach with gray rocky sand is not a beach.
7)Rollerskating rinks may not play music from before the 80s or after the 90s.
8)Superheroines & villanesses must wear bras in comics; it's not natural for brasts to supporrt themselves.
9)Disney must make a sequel to who Killed Roger Rabbit, & Jessica Rabbit must be the star.
10)Dark chocolate is not allowed to have any dairy ingredients, or exceed 10 grams of sugar.

 

[Marter]

I would ban all alcohol, smokes and illicit drugs. I would also erase them from the memory of people, so that no one would feel like they are missing anything.

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Hugs are manditory.

...

What? That's all I need.

 

[Yostbeef]

i would make mandatory screenings for all people who wish to procreate the irony is if my parents where to take this test they would most definitely fail and i would not exist to one day implement this new law.

 

[Radeonx]

Everyone obeys my rules, or I will personally gouge out their eyes with a rusty machete.
And I get free money. And presents. And food.
All the time.

 

[Girl With One Eye]

Justin Beiber WILL be sent to North Korea

 

[Quaxar]

First rule: No Katamaris!

And I quite like the low-price video game rule.

 

[Fappy]

I would force everyone to undertake astronaut training at the age of 9 and make everyone with a high IQ to work on space travel projects and Moon-Lasers.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

That free candy one really makes some sense.

And I appreciate a good "thank you".

OT: Video games shall never retail at more than 50 dollars.

Hey I like candy what can I say? That would be a law, "The King gets free candy".

And yea I think that $50 is a fair price.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

That free candy one really makes some sense.

And I appreciate a good "thank you".

OT: Video games shall never retail at more than 50 dollars.

what about collector edition's

OT:search up don't be a playa haiti on youtube,it will explain

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Anyone who would ever, EVER wish to wear a bikini of any kind would need to appear before me, wearing said bikini, where I would judge it permissable or not, using the appropriate thumbs-up or thumbs-down judgment reminiscent of the Roman colosseum.

 

[Kevlar Eater]

1. Anyone who says "whole nother" would be sent to a gulag.
2. Bye bye no-fault divorce.
3. Every 45 days idiot would be brought before me to be mechanically castrated or spayed, then sent to a labor camp to prevent them from procreating while putting them to good use (has to be an actual idiot, not someone who would otherwise be wrongly persecuted). This would encourage people to raise the educational standards everywhere.
4. Those who kill and are caught will be killed in the similar fashion as their victim(s).
5. Two children per household. Anymore and the mother would have her ovaries disabled and the father would undergo a vasectomy. Those who resisted would be castrated or have their vagina extracted and the third child would be killed on sight.

I have a lot more; if I were to take over the world, the world population would drop to a nice, healthy rate

 

[Penguinness]

To increase the age restriction of smoking by 1 year, every year. I've no probs with people that smoke, you can carry on.. but no new ones.

 

[Seth Smith]

My only rule is for people to organize and make their own rules.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

A. If people want to abuse drugs and alcohol, they would be free to do so HOWEVER, in doing so their health benefits would get thrown away. They will not be allowed to get an examination from doctors OR any of the likes. If they get an heartattack, they will be left there to die. Basically, if they choose to take it, they've already signed their death certificate. The only exception would be for medical reasons.
(Note, this is a WIP-Rule)

B. Religion has no place in Politics.
You are free to believe in whatever deity you like and practice all forms of magic as you desire. But you are not allowed to use your belief to persecute others because of their beliefs or sexuallity. If you do, you will face severe punishment and inhumane treatment.

C. If you murder someone, rape another, and basically are an bane to mankind, you will face the worst possible punishment:

You will be kept alive and well, locked inside your own madness.

Your sight will be taken away, your hearing will be taken away, your arms will be cut off and your legs as well. All your teeths will be removed, same with your tounge. But you will be kept alive until the day you die of old age. Forever to be locked inside your own body.

Three of the many rules I'm thinking about.

I certainly agree with all these rules. These would definitely be on my list, for sure.


My rules would be said above, and adding to that:

Rule 1: People are allowed to bonk whoever, so long as they both are within 2 years age of each other, and both agree to said bonking.

Rule 2: I would get rid of stupid people, with no common sense. They would be sent to a small village, filled with other stupid people with no common sense.

Rule 3: I would remove ALL Vaccinations, and anyone caught seeking and/or giving Vaccinations, would be instantly imprisoned, and left to die.

Rule 4: Fat people WILL work out, and at least TRY to lose weight, otherwise they get sent to their own village.

Rule 5: Lower the price of new games to $40, and Rock Band/Guitar Hero controllers down to $20 a piece.

Rule 6: Karen Gillan will NEVER, EVER, EVER! Be in Doctor Who EVER again.

Rule 8: I get free stuff.

Rule 17: And Homophobics will be executed.

 

[kickyourass]

Only one rule right now, any and all idiots shall be banished from the genepool, and I mean the large scale "I'm about to let my friends shoot small exploding firework rockets into my crotch" type of idiots.