What rules/laws would you make if you ruled the world?
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1. all dlc must be reasonably priced (just because people will pay it doesn't mean it's right)
2. everyone must have a zombie protection plan (you'll thank me later)
3. anyone who protests at anyone's funeral will be fined 5,000 per protester and jailed for one year
2. everyone must have a zombie protection plan (you'll thank me later)
3. anyone who protests at anyone's funeral will be fined 5,000 per protester and jailed for one year
Pretty much. I also hate needles.Ham_authority95 said:
Rule 43: No guns. Anyone caught using, and/or seeking guns will be shot.
Anyone who makes more than $500,000.00 a year must pay a tax (a fair tax, not one that makes them pay like 50% of their money) to my administration (whatever you want to call it), this tax is then divided between the people who make less than a living wage. However the money resulting from this tax will only be given to those who actually have a job, and not the lazy bums who just sit on the street and beg (I'm sorry but even if you don't have a home, it isn't that hard to find some way to make money).
Also all disputes between anyone must be solved with either a wrestling match, a chess match, or both.
Also all disputes between anyone must be solved with either a wrestling match, a chess match, or both.
Now I want you to become ruler, not because I agree with all your laws, but because I want to see how fast the entire world revolts against you. I think it would take the record for shortest regime. Also I think you meant Martial Law, not Military Law (they're basically the same thing, but the world decided Martial sounded cooler). Also I like your addendum, I don't smoke personally, but I find it annoying when people tell others that smoking is bad for them. I think they realize that, and don't give a shit, now shut up!Jazzyjazz2323 said:
I went for military in case anyone didnt know what martial law ment.Also if i did become supreme ruler i obviously had to start somewhere and a revolt would be pretty far from the fact if i was powerful enough to submit the entire world under my fist.Military Dictatorships are found throughout history and can usually last a leader or two.Fear is indeed a powerful tool thus the giant mofuckin railgun.Vilcus said:
Ha.skitzo van said:
1. For God's sake, feel free to argue with people and their opinions!
2. Don't discriminate based on race/gender/whatever. Feel free to discriminate if the other person is being a goddamn retard.
3. Guns for everyone, man.
4. Do whatever the hell you want. Seriously. I don't care.
5. ...no money? ...Silly boy.
Also, legalise marijuana, gay marriage, gambling, prostitution, abortion...
>>>>>>>>Wait, I rule the whole world. Not just my country. Cool.
Nuke Israel, send troops into Africa, order all troops in Africa and the Middle East to shoot anyone with a weapon. There's little chance anything people would consider good would come out of it, but hey. Screw it.
I would make it illegal to charge money for anything that you need to live. Meaning food, water, shelter etc. However, in order for this to work a large amount of other changes would have to be made and I'm not getting into those.
*wipes tear from eye* Long live the King!BudZer said:
1. Every act of idiocy will be punished by the removal of 1 finger, 2 teeth, a random clump of hair, and in extreme cases the removal of testicles or clitoris depending on gender.
2. Every boy and girl will become legal after confirmed signs of puberty.
3. All teachers K-12 will be given a salary on par with their college counterparts. High school teachers will be given the right to beat students who don't follow rules.
4. All parents must undergo liability checks for parenthood.
5. Mandatory Sodomy Sunday. I don't care who you put it in. Just put it in somebody. Receivers are only given the right to resist based on sexuality.
6. Religion will be outlawed in favor of personal belief. You can believe in god, but in your own way, not what other people tell you.
7. Opinions are to be kept to self at all times unless asked for or the conversation allows the insertion of multiple viewpoints. Violators will be hung publicly and the body will be permanently removed from custody of the family.
8. To thin the herd. An annual war game will be held at predesignated locations. Application tests will be mandatory, participants will be chosen based on their test results.
I'd legalise all drugs. They'd be regulated and taxed and people would be educated on their use. If users still manage to kill themselves using them then that's their own fault.
I'd privatise the prison systems. They'd be subsidised by the government but most of their income would come from the labour the inmates would be made to do. This would cover the majority of the cheap labour in the world, so that poorer countries can be elevated to a better standard of living, closer to the rest of the world.
Everyone would have to do at least 1 year military service upon leaving school, before university.
Unemployed people below the age of 30 would also be drafted if they can't find a job within 9 months.
Unemployed people above the age of 30 would be trained as aid workers and be sent to help where ever needed. They would work for their food and shelter but only receive a small wage afterwards. There would be a bonus upon leaving for every 5 years worth of aid work completed.
I'd impose a license to have children. If you wanted children you'd have to meet certain requirements, such as intelligence and genetic tests. A child care test would also have to be passed.
This would be on a points system, so parents could score low on intelligence tests but still pass if they scored highly on the child care test.
I would introduce English as the first language for every country.
I'd bring a universal currency.
Guns would be limited to the armed forces and police forces.
More money would be invested in space travel, with a view to eventually colonise other planets.
Use of fossil fuels would be phased out.
I'd privatise the prison systems. They'd be subsidised by the government but most of their income would come from the labour the inmates would be made to do. This would cover the majority of the cheap labour in the world, so that poorer countries can be elevated to a better standard of living, closer to the rest of the world.
Everyone would have to do at least 1 year military service upon leaving school, before university.
Unemployed people below the age of 30 would also be drafted if they can't find a job within 9 months.
Unemployed people above the age of 30 would be trained as aid workers and be sent to help where ever needed. They would work for their food and shelter but only receive a small wage afterwards. There would be a bonus upon leaving for every 5 years worth of aid work completed.
I'd impose a license to have children. If you wanted children you'd have to meet certain requirements, such as intelligence and genetic tests. A child care test would also have to be passed.
This would be on a points system, so parents could score low on intelligence tests but still pass if they scored highly on the child care test.
I would introduce English as the first language for every country.
I'd bring a universal currency.
Guns would be limited to the armed forces and police forces.
More money would be invested in space travel, with a view to eventually colonise other planets.
Use of fossil fuels would be phased out.
Not necessarily, you could attain that position through inheritance, military coup, through election (politicians can easily lie their way into office), or personal ambition (working your way up by conquering and subjugating others, how you described you would do it).Jazzyjazz2323 said:
Also, no matter how powerful you are, if you are unjust (and sometimes even if you aren't) there will always be someone to stand against you, it's an annoying fact of being a merciless dictator.
Wow, a lot of people here would make Pol Pot look like a teddy bear haha. To be honest I wouldn't really put many laws down, mostly the laws I would make would be to ensure that people have a fair amount of freedom:
1. All recreational drugs are allowed, and are subject to a free market economy. If people want to have a joint now and then, that's fine, if they want to kill themselves with heroine, well that's fine too, one less mouth to feed.
2. All religious institutions may not lobby the government for legal exception nor may they attempt to push the government to make laws based off of their religious beliefs. Within politics, any politician who attempts to use their religion as a justification of a law would be dismissed.
3. All public school systems would be free to fail students if they do not do the work. I'm sick of schools and teachers being blamed when it's usually the student slacking off that results in their failure. High school would once again challenge students by teaching advanced mathematics, classical literature, history, and the expanded sciences.
That's all I can think of right now, mostly cause they're the only things that are bothering me at the moment.
1. All recreational drugs are allowed, and are subject to a free market economy. If people want to have a joint now and then, that's fine, if they want to kill themselves with heroine, well that's fine too, one less mouth to feed.
2. All religious institutions may not lobby the government for legal exception nor may they attempt to push the government to make laws based off of their religious beliefs. Within politics, any politician who attempts to use their religion as a justification of a law would be dismissed.
3. All public school systems would be free to fail students if they do not do the work. I'm sick of schools and teachers being blamed when it's usually the student slacking off that results in their failure. High school would once again challenge students by teaching advanced mathematics, classical literature, history, and the expanded sciences.
That's all I can think of right now, mostly cause they're the only things that are bothering me at the moment.
I guess a good law to establish universally would be this one they have in Canada where for each tree that is cut down it must be registered to have two more trees planted.
Oh and anybody who says "lol", "fail" or "noob" in real life must be beaten on sight.
Oh and anybody who says "lol", "fail" or "noob" in real life must be beaten on sight.
Hum.
1. Children must be taught about that yucky sex thing at an early age, so as to at least give them a chance at recognising predators.
2. Murder, rape(and any sub-branch of rape) and discrimination are all punishable by death
There we go, every extra law we need.
EDIT: Oh right, and I'd abolish that stupid "Ethics" bullshit that has plagued scientists from day one.
1. Children must be taught about that yucky sex thing at an early age, so as to at least give them a chance at recognising predators.
2. Murder, rape(and any sub-branch of rape) and discrimination are all punishable by death
There we go, every extra law we need.
EDIT: Oh right, and I'd abolish that stupid "Ethics" bullshit that has plagued scientists from day one.
Easy first we get rid of those who destroyt the planet.(Some countrys alcohol drugs etc.)
Then no taxes and lower prices and its finally to take all money that was WASTED on military and start to research medical stuff and simulators(I aint waiting 300 years to be able to go IN a video game.)
Then I start funding video games and make sure the developers dont RUIN the game for us and start making games out of my own head.
There simple as that.
Then no taxes and lower prices and its finally to take all money that was WASTED on military and start to research medical stuff and simulators(I aint waiting 300 years to be able to go IN a video game.)
Then I start funding video games and make sure the developers dont RUIN the game for us and start making games out of my own head.
There simple as that.
Video Games shall be free. Where do I get the Money from? Crappy Albums.D Bones said:
Several sites will be banned. (You know what they are)
You have to take a Maturity test of sorts to see if you can play this game sensibly and appropriately. So the young mature people like me can watch those movies.