What rules/laws would you make if you ruled the world?

[BGH122]

I decree that sex is illegal and that all sex-hormone producing organs be surgically removed from our bodies.

I decree that people wear clothes which show only their sex organs and conceal all else until this becomes the new paradigm for what is proper and then the rule shall reverse!

I decree that vegetarianism and veganism are illegal unless a valid medical, ethical or sensory argument can be argued.

I decree that anyone more than two standard deviations below average IQ be destroyed.

I decree that children and the elderly be euthanised so that we can live with utter frivolity.

 

[subject_87]

Saying 'the cake is a lie' gets you shipped off to life in prison with no parole, all citizens are required to own at least one copy of Alive 2007, free milkshakes for all.