What rules/laws would you make if you ruled the world?

[curtmina]

just one Murder is legal if person murdered called out MORTAL KOMBAT!

 

[ReSpawn]

1) Politicians shall be held accountable for all claims made with regards to policy or governmental work, i.e. lies shall carry significant penalties.

I think everyone, even politicians, would be pleasantly surprised with the results.

 

[Nazulu]

I would get rid of money and people can work for points instead (like it's one giant video game), and if you are awesome at your job you get bonus points, and if your the total opposite to awesome then shits going down.

Oh and you don't spend the points, you just need a certain amount to stay alive Mwhahahaha~!

Spoiler: awesome rules!

A. If people want to abuse drugs and alcohol, they would be free to do so HOWEVER, in doing so their health benefits would get thrown away. They will not be allowed to get an examination from doctors OR any of the likes. If they get an heartattack, they will be left there to die. Basically, if they choose to take it, they've already signed their death certificate. The only exception would be for medical reasons.
(Note, this is a WIP-Rule)

B. Religion has no place in Politics.
You are free to believe in whatever deity you like and practice all forms of magic as you desire. But you are not allowed to use your belief to persecute others because of their beliefs or sexuallity. If you do, you will face severe punishment and inhumane treatment.

C. If you murder someone, rape another, and basically are an bane to mankind, you will face the worst possible punishment:

You will be kept alive and well, locked inside your own madness.

Your sight will be taken away, your hearing will be taken away, your arms will be cut off and your legs as well. All your teeths will be removed, same with your tounge. But you will be kept alive until the day you die of old age. Forever to be locked inside your own body.

Three of the many rules I'm thinking about.

Just reading that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

 

[Misterian]

There are quite afew things I'd like to decree if I ruled the world, but the one I want to put in to order most I can sum up in 2 words:

'No beurucracy'

Wouldn't that be a wonderous thing? jobs become easier to get, High schools will have to learn to be fair and practical with it's graduation standards... well, it'd be great!

 

[Yoshemo]

Make non-sodomy illegal > not really, but it would be funny~

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

1. All shall bow before my kitten every day at 1:46 AM!

2. Anybody that ever flamed on the internet without good reason shall be sent to the canning factory to made into jam.

3. EVERYBODY GETS FREE JAM!

4. NO. MORE. CAKE. JOKES. EVER!

5. Everybody that made fan art of children under the age of 18 WILL BE SENT TO WORK FOR LIFE ON THE SET OF THE VIEW!

6. Put Invader Zim back on air.

7. Animaniacs to.

8. All childrens programming will be evaulated on me to see that it is entertaining. If it is not, the makers will get DEATH BY SLINKY!

9. I will be known as Mr. Fluffykins.

10. NO. MORE. 9000. JOKES. EVER!

 

[Unknown Hero 888]

A few things come straight to mind
All groups of peoples will be treated the same.
All drugs, prostitution, Polygamy, all forms of free speech, and several other things that effect a persons right to choose their own actions will be legal.
The 18 rating will be removed, keeping only PG, 12, and 15.
Churches will be taxed.
Hmmm, all I can think of at the moment.

I like your laws, myfriend. Problem with that thoughm is that the first and second contradict. Jerks will always exist for some reasons and not treat others the same. At some point while your ruling the drug-addicted candy eating world you'll have to choose what if the guy who says that another race, or gays, or nerds are practically inhuman you'll have to make a choice. That's the problem with laws, people have to follow them exactly the way you want them to for them to work.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Let's see...
1) iPhones will come with unremovable canisters of H2S that will release a small amount of gas every two minutes. That'll stop the bloody things from being so widespread...
2) Morbidly obese people will be force fed big macs until they puke. If that doesn't get them to go on a diet, if not, repeat until they do
3) On a similar note, fast food will be outlawed, with the following exceptions: pitas, gyros, veggie burgers, and burritos
4) Anybody who has ever been involved with a reality show will be executed, ironically enough on live TV
5) Having more than two children will result in castration, no exception
6) Vending machines will be stacked with gratuitous scotch
7) Elected officials will have to have IQs above 130
8) We will immediately start genetically engineering giant porcupines, and train them to anally violate people. Who needs armies when you've got that?

1. Still are going to be as popular as air, more so since now it would be used as a drug.

2. They will just eat them till you run out of big macs.

3. Your going to have a revolution for that.

4. Nevermind, all is forgiven.

5. You know the average amount of children needed to sustain a population is 2.5 right?

6. YEAH!

7. O.O

IMPOSSIBLE!

IT GOES AGAINST THE LAWS OF NATURE!

8. ...Can't argue with that.

 

[Emilin_Rose]

All grades given out must be given for intelligence and capability. Any grades given or raised because a student put in effort but was bad at it will carry a mandatory 10 year prison sentence, second offense will carry a death sentence for the teacher and a fine for the school, as well as putting it under direct control of approved government officials for the next 3 years.

REASON Its time to give this world to capable hands. I read about some girl with a 67 IQ getting a full scholarship for her entire college tuition to become a doctor because she worked SO HARD to make her dream come true. I'd rather operate on myself with a dollar store sewing kit than let her do ANYTHING to doctor me. They need to quit being told that they can do ANYTHING THEY DREAM OF. There are things retarded people just shouldn't be able to do as a career, and being a doctor is one of them. It may sound cruel, but i guarantee she'll kill more people in a week than a real doctor would save in a year. Not even a very good doctor either.

 

[Kollega]

I'd make a lot of rules, a whole freakin' lot. Few i can think of at the moment:

1: We support equality. Racism, sexism, etc. will not be tolerated in my ideal society.
2: Fuck opportunism and opportunists.
3: We WILL colonize other worlds, whether it's profitable or not.
4: Nuclear power will be used much more widely - untill we have fusion, that is.
5: Lombax statues everywhere.

And so on.

 

[neilsaccount]

dont be a prick to other people

 

[Kingshadow6]

You need a license to buy a microphone. The license will only be issued if your voice is not that of a 12 year old.

All people with mental retardation or any other purely malignant mental condition that will make them unable to function in society is to be killed upon birth.

Legalization of prostitution and marijuana. Every household is to own at least one gun.

Legal age of consent changed to that of Canada's (14, but only able to have sex with people within 2 years of you, so 14 has 14-16, while 16 has 14-18)

Idiocy will be dealt with with a baseball bat.

Churches will be taxed to the point where they can no longer function. Gay marriage will be legalized.

All of the RIAA will be beaten to death with sticks, people shall have the ability to torrent 50% of any given game/CD/whatever, and then be given the opportunity to buy it.

Schools will be streamlined. Only relevant material will be taught. You will be gauged on how well you do in a test before you are allowed to accept a job. College diplomas mean nearly nothing, except as an accomplishment.

If someone goes suicidal and attempts to take hostages, we will not attempt to reason with them. We will shoot them.

Street signs will be both metric and standard for 3 generations. By the end of those 3 generations, metric will have been taught to enough of the population that it can be fully switched.

You must pass a test before you are able to become a parent. If you fail this test, you shall be forced to get an abortion on your dime.

Oh, and swear words are no longer swear words. If someone finds them offensive, they can quit being a whiny little b%$#@ and grow up. There are no "hate crimes" only crimes. The motive has no merit. You cannot claim discrimination without proof.

YAY FOR SOULLESSNESS!

 

[thethingthatlurks]

1. Still are going to be as popular as air, more so since now it would be used as a drug.

5. You know the average amount of children needed to sustain a population is 2.5 right?

Hydrogen sulfide isn't a drug, it just stinks. It's one of the reason farts smell, and it's also commonly found in areas of high volcanic activity, or near sulfur deposits. Just pointin' that out

Yeah, it's almost like I'm some calculating cold-hearted misanthrope who wishes nothing more than to see this species end, albeit in a way that doesn't draw attention to it. Also a big fan of eugenics, but that's besides the point >D

 

[Smeg_head]

The only rule I'd EVER want enforced, ear/headphones in public areas unless you have a permit ><

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

That free candy one really makes some sense.

And I appreciate a good "thank you".

OT: Video games shall never retail at more than 50 dollars.

Hey I like candy what can I say? That would be a law, "The King gets free candy".

And yea I think that $50 is a fair price.

I like candy too, no sarcasm there my friend.

Cool! Sometimes people don't understand my love of candy..it isn't just for kids >_>

Ya, it's an ongoing joke between my friends and I. It is not just for kids. I'm actually eating twizzlers and dots as I type this.

That's odd...I am eating twizzlers and tootsie pops

 

[crazypsyko666]

All series must have a written and finished script with a determined ending to the series before publishing and releasing of the media. There can be no large subsequent change to the story, nor can the series be extended very much to accommodate for changes made within the series. Once a series is finished, it is restricted to spin-offs. All of which must be made with different titles, and different story/plot lines.

Edit: Oh yeah, gay marriage and world peace and shit and... blah blah blah. NO MORE CONTRIVED SEQUELS!!!

 

[The Eggplant]

There shall be no laws. Work together or die alone, it's your choice.

[sub]...What else would you expect from an anarchist, honestly?[/sub]

working together isnt anarchy. its just forming tribes, which are government.

Possibly, but voluntary mutualism is, in fact, anarchy in arguably its purest form. Everyone benefits from the efforts of one another because to do otherwise is to adversely affect the well-being of the species/localized community/what-have-you. Anarchy isn't a method so much as a mindset; as long as the individuals involved are working together for the acknowledged well-being of everyone involved rather than because such co-operation is mandated by a higher authority, anarchy doesn't really need to even have the classic "one for all" mentality that a lot of people slap onto it.