What rules/laws would you make if you ruled the world?

[Elephant Walker19]

1#all guns must be destroyed.

2#world peace NOW.

3#bow down to just a picture of me.

4#ALL JAPANESE GIRLS WITHIN A MILE MUST SIT IN MY LAP FOR AN HOUR AT LEAST.(most important rule)

5#a big castle with a big throne at the top.

 

[kickyourass]

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Rule 3: I would remove ALL Vaccinations, and anyone caught seeking and/or giving Vaccinations, would be instantly imprisoned, and left to die.
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Might I ask the purpose of this? I mean childhood vaccinations are probably most of the reason you are alive to type this now, why would you want to get rid of such a thing?

 

[Slipknot9]

A. If people want to abuse drugs and alcohol, they would be free to do so HOWEVER, in doing so their health benefits would get thrown away. They will not be allowed to get an examination from doctors OR any of the likes. If they get an heartattack, they will be left there to die. Basically, if they choose to take it, they've already signed their death certificate. The only exception would be for medical reasons.
(Note, this is a WIP-Rule)

B. Religion has no place in Politics.
You are free to believe in whatever deity you like and practice all forms of magic as you desire. But you are not allowed to use your belief to persecute others because of their beliefs or sexuallity. If you do, you will face severe punishment and inhumane treatment.

C. If you murder someone, rape another, and basically are an bane to mankind, you will face the worst possible punishment:

You will be kept alive and well, locked inside your own madness.

Your sight will be taken away, your hearing will be taken away, your arms will be cut off and your legs as well. All your teeths will be removed, same with your tounge. But you will be kept alive until the day you die of old age. Forever to be locked inside your own body.

Three of the many rules I'm thinking about.

I like your style.
I would make a law that says if someone is being a cheeky little fucker everyone in the area is obligated to beat his ass.
Also every Monday is Mandatory Metallica Monday.

 

[Aerodyamic]

All the above rules that involve subjective moral absolutes would be forever repealed, to start.

I'll get back to you with some more later.

 

[Beartrucci]

First Commandment: GOD NEEDS BOOZE.

 

[steampunk42]

reading twilight gets the death sentance

 

[The Eggplant]

There shall be no laws. Work together or die alone, it's your choice.

[sub]...What else would you expect from an anarchist, honestly?[/sub]

 

[Ham_authority95]

I would:

-Make gay marriage legal.

-Jump start new greener energy industries to benefit the environment and the economy.

-Start research to colonize and terraform other worlds.

-Make my own inner circle cult that will run the world in my own wishes long after I'm gone.

-Research to make all education more effective and entertaining.

-And as a grand finale to my reign, I will make a spaceship, take a thousand of my friends with me, and leave Earth to search the universe.
(Or sniff cocaine off the bellies of alien hookers for the rest of my existence)

Hey, a guy can dream, can't he?

 

[atombeast707]

stupid people are killed.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Rule 3: I would remove ALL Vaccinations, and anyone caught seeking and/or giving Vaccinations, would be instantly imprisoned, and left to die.

Why? It seems like that would be counter-productive.(Unless you're trying to breed people with naturally better immune systems.)

 

[skitzo van]

Serious Rules:
1. Don't argue with someone's opinion
2. Treat everyone equally
3. No guns
4. If ya don't like it, ignore it
5. no money, ya do what ya want, don't hurt anyone (Fuck it, just call my world "True Communist world")

Humorus Rules:
1. Every wednesday shall be "cop a feel day" If a male fails to comply, he will be copped by the selected hobos of the day, and said hobos will wear tinfoil hats
2. You must use "Ya", if ya don't ya must go to New York and get the shit beat outta ya
3. if your dress size is over your iq you must go to the local fitness center and not leave for two months

 

[ARatherHandsomeGent]

A few things come straight to mind
All groups of peoples will be treated the same.
All drugs, prostitution, Polygamy, all forms of free speech, and several other things that effect a persons right to choose their own actions will be legal.
The 18 rating will be removed, keeping only PG, 12, and 15.
Churches will be taxed.
Hmmm, all I can think of at the moment.

 

[Nautical Honors Society]

That free candy one really makes some sense.

And I appreciate a good "thank you".

OT: Video games shall never retail at more than 50 dollars.

Hey I like candy what can I say? That would be a law, "The King gets free candy".

And yea I think that $50 is a fair price.

I like candy too, no sarcasm there my friend.

Cool! Sometimes people don't understand my love of candy..it isn't just for kids >_>

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

1.I would declare military law
2.Everyone must address me as Emperor unless you are a relative or have had sex with me
3.I will move my capital to a man made island in the Mediterranean after ive sunk sicily because
i am supreme ruler and I CAN!
4.If you are gay you are required to have sex and reproduce with the opposite sex at least once,I dont care if your gay but you will reproduce.
5.I will construct a giant fucking railgun on top of Mt.Everest and have Mt.Rushmore recarved depicting the faces of Andrew Jackson Napoleon Bonaparte Julius Ceaser and Jesus BECAUSE I CAN.
6.All view systems of religion are completely fine including the disbelief of any or all powers EXCEPT for Buddhist,PEACE DOES NOT BELONG IN MY NEW WORLD ORDER,you will be conscripted and put onto the front lines.
7.Every first born child boy or girl must serve 20 years in the military and all citizens not first born shall serve a minimum of 5 years.
8.Everyone will learn french and latin and you cannot address the emperor in any language but those.
9.Any dog smaller than 16 inches shall be exterminated
10.THE NATIONAL ANTHEM SHALL BE VAN HALENS JUMP!
I HAVE SPOKEN
ADDENDUM:If you inform a smoker that smoking is bad for them they can legally put there cigarette out in your eyeball

 

[twistedmic]

My rules for the world/galaxy/universe are as follows.
1. ICP and all so called 'Real Juggalo's' will be rounded up and used as test subjects in Military weapons R&D, Medical R&D and Space exploration R&D. That way they will actually be of some use to the world.
2. Lethal Injection, and all other 'humane' methods of execution will be banned. The only legal forms of execution will be death by exposure and eaten alive by pigs. Recipients of the pig execution will be shaved and their teeth will be removed via hammer or crescent wrench to the jaw, without pain killers.
3. Marijuana will be legalized, taxed and regulated as heavily as tobacco products.
3a. Marijuana usage will have the same laws as alcohol usage. It will be illegal to smoke and drive, smoke in non-designated public areas or to be heavily intoxicated (i.e. high) in public locations.
4. Anyone who violates smoking or drinking laws will be mercilessly beaten, then thrown in jail for two months while being forced to listen to 24/7 recordings of every Spongebob song ever created, sung by the voice of Spongebop, Gilbert Godfrey and Roseanne. If they are still sane after that they will be released with no further punishments. Any repeat offenders will be shot in the head.
5. Anyone wishing to procreate must first take a test measuring their common sense. If they fail the first time they take the test, they will be temporarily sterilized for one year at which time they can re-take the test. A second failure will result in permanent sterilization.
6. The creation Disney Direct-to-DVD movie will be outlawed and deemed a crime against humanity.
7. Literacy (by the age of ten) will be required by law. Accommodations will be made for people correctly diagnosed with Dyslexia.

 

[Dr.Sean]

I'd divide gamers like in Brave New World:
Alpha -> PC gamers
Beta -> Wii gamers
The third one -> PS3 gamers
Delta -> Xbox gamers

 

[Jazzyjazz2323]

I'd divide gamers like in Brave New World:
Alpha -> PC gamers
Beta -> Wii gamers
The third one -> PS3 gamers
Delta -> Xbox gamers

Gamma?

 

[thethingthatlurks]

Let's see...
1) iPhones will come with unremovable canisters of H2S that will release a small amount of gas every two minutes. That'll stop the bloody things from being so widespread...
2) Morbidly obese people will be force fed big macs until they puke. If that doesn't get them to go on a diet, if not, repeat until they do
3) On a similar note, fast food will be outlawed, with the following exceptions: pitas, gyros, veggie burgers, and burritos
4) Anybody who has ever been involved with a reality show will be executed, ironically enough on live TV
5) Having more than two children will result in castration, no exception
6) Vending machines will be stacked with gratuitous scotch
7) Elected officials will have to have IQs above 130
8) We will immediately start genetically engineering giant porcupines, and train them to anally violate people. Who needs armies when you've got that?