What Should Have Happened to George Lucas

MirrorForTheSun

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Anybody who says the original Star Wars trilogy were for children apparently didn't see the same movies with amputation, war, and death that I did. They were for everyone, and they were made at a time when a lightsaber battle had to mean something. In the original trilogy, there was some personal struggle going on in every lightsaber battle. Obi-Wan against his old apprentice who betrayed him. Luke against the man who killed his master and threatens his friends, who seeks him unceasingly for reasons unknown to him - and, finally, Luke against his father, all the while trying to redeem him and turn him from a lifetime of evil.

The prequel trilogy is full of meaningless, political-sounding dialogue and lightsaber fights for no reason but spectacle. They are Star Wars movies made by a person trying to make a Star Wars movie, rather than just trying to make a movie. It's not, "what would work best for the characters here?", it's "well, it's x minutes before the end of the movie, looks like we need a lightsaber battle here. It has to be EXTREEEEEEME though." They're shot the same way a soap opera is and they were getting ready to shoot before the script was hastily jotted down on a legal pad by a man who without a doubt hated where his career went and wished he was doing something else. The same man directed this steaming load from a chair with some monitors, never really interacting with the people or the (lack of) set. Everything remotely creative about the movie was made by a bunch of fans of the originals who didn't have the heart to say no to the man who originally intended to make Chewbacca a bushbaby and Luke Skywalker an old war veteran with a metal skull. George Lucas was good at coming up with a general storyline of the original trilogy, but like Hitler was given way too much credit for the achievements of those working for him.

If you don't see how the prequel trilogy is a worthless, hollow shell of a once great film series that captured the hearts of people all over the world, regardless of culture, you were either born too late or you don't have high enough standards for entertainment.
 

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Trivia side-note George Lucas and Carrie Fisher make a cameo appearance in Steven Spielberg's Hook as the couple making out on the bridge that start floating up when Robin Williams is being taken away.

You will now never look at Princess Leia the same.
 

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Fronzel said:
j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Fronzel said:
That's clever.

It's a shame the Ewok's defeat of the stormtroopers just comes off as a series of slapstick jokes.
Maybe if you're only half-watching. There's also a lot of Ewoks getting fried with lasers, Ewoks getting trampled on by AT-STs, Ewoks grieving over their dead companions... if you actually look at the battle, there's a few slapstick scenes juxtaposed with scenes of carnage, destruction and death. It's not a Charlie Chaplin skit in the jungle, despite what a lot of others on this thread would like to think.
Ok, so when the Ewoks suffer losses, it's not funny, but virtually every time they succeed, and especially towards the end of the battle when they are winning the whole thing, it is a series of slapstick jokes. Is this wild swinging in tone supposed to be a good thing? None of the space battles, or the losing battle on Hoth, were full of jokes. Why this one? Not to mention it makes it hard to take this idea of an overlooked, low-tech people defeating a arrogant, high-tech people seriously.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
Star Wars is, and always has been, a children's movie! It's a good vs evil fable, set in space, with simplistic characters and lots of goofy looking aliens. It's not Pulp Fiction, it's not Cape Fear, and it's certainly not Schindler's bloody List. There's a reason why everyone shoots each other with laser guns as opposed to real guns, why no-one uses language stronger than 'heck', and why Yoda is a green googly-eyed muppet. The films are, and always have been, aimed first and foremost at kids. Sure, they're certainly enjoyable for adults too, much like a Pixar movie.
I don't see your point here. I don't recall asking for bloody violence or anything (I don't appreciate you putting words in my mouth, by the way) and "slapstick" and "gore" are not the two choices for depicting this battle scene.

And I hope you aren't trying to pull that "it's for kids, it doesn't have to make sense" schtick, especially since you say that adults are supposed to be able to enjoy it too. Again, I'll ask why the Endor battle is the only battle in the original series that has so much silliness in it. The Phantom Menace does, but that was shit.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
But too many adults who should really know better are bitching about George Lucas not doing what they want, as opposed to what he thinks is right for his series of kids films. If you didn't like RotJ, or the new films, then fine. Move on. Find something else to enjoy instead.
Authors are not sacred and their right to continue their work doesn't mean they can't make mistakes or should be spared criticism. If they have any integrity as artists, they must listen. Art is about art, not ego.

j-e-f-f-e-r-s said:
I find it strange how those who ***** the most about George Lucas like to call themselves the 'true' Star Wars fans. Yet, by my mathematics, they only like around 2 (maybe 2 and a half) of the 6 films that make up the series. That's not even half. Whereas I can enjoy all of them (even Phantom Menace), yet apparantly that means I'm not a 'true' fan of the series? In order to be a true SW fan, you have to hate and ***** about the very series you profess to love?
Fine, you be a "true fan of the series" and I'll be someone who doesn't like shit.

I also don't see why you think affection equals unconditional acceptance. Maybe someone who likes Star Wars would be unhappy when they see it being less than what they think it can be? If a "true fan" would like anything Star Wars, why shouldn't Lucas just make whatever would be easiest for him, since the actual quality of the work wouldn't matter? Oh, wait...

Star Wars should not be liked because it's Star Wars, it should be liked because it's good. If it's good.
I completely agree, and I was a kid when the special additions came out, so I'm not quite old enough to have seen the originals in theater, but I went to see the special editions and the prequels in the theater, and I can firmly say that the underlying plot of Palpatine slowing working his plot to take over the republic was better then anything in the originals. Also I still believe that anyone starting Star Wars for the first time should start with the prequels, if only because in this day and age the surprise that chancellor Palpatine is really Darth Sideous, is a much bigger and less known twist then the Vader one.

Also in the latest remakes on Return of the Jedi, they replaced the ghost of Anikin with Hayden
 

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irishda said:
Trivia side-note George Lucas and Carrie Fisher make a cameo appearance in Steven Spielberg's Hook as the couple making out on the bridge that start floating up when Robin Williams is being taken away.

You will now never look at Princess Leia the same.
I could never look at Leia the same after she tried to blow up the Jake and Elwood Blues
 

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Loved the one liner at the end of it all

"George its ok, all directors make bombs once and a while."
"Yes, but mine go boom."
 

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Loved all the little cheesy Film conventions: The best was the "Shoot him he's the fake Lucas" and Short Round.
 

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Does anyone find the scene at 2:41 familiar? Kinda reminds me of the scene in Falling Down where Bill deals with the Mexican gangsters.

The scene in question: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9ckjELRL6Y
 

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Ugh, people in their 30's with too much nostalgia. I personally liked the prequels better, but hey everyone's aloud opinions.

This trailer was still made of pure WIN, and I would pay money to see Jar Jar blow up.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Your post makes me wanna vent about nerds...

I don't let others "ruin my childhood," not even the authors themselves. Harry Potter is my Star Wars, but I don't care if JK Rowling jumps off the deep end and announces that she's rereleasing the Harry Potter books with "cuts, and edits, and rewrites" in order to "correct" things she felt sucked and that I felt were cool, just in time for the sequel series starring a revived James Potter in the future.

I don't like that idea. Oh what am I to do? You think in this age of technology that I'm not gonna find the unaltered originals? No big deal. I'll pick my poison and be happy.

But "it's the principle of the thing?" "Art is about art, not profit?" Screw that shit. Man-made ideals whose purpose is to aggrandize something that is really not a huge deal. My first loyalty is to the story I fell in love with in the first place, and the elements that made me fall in love with it, no matter what the author's original motivation is or was. It's his/her property, he/she can do whatever the fuck they want with it. Fuck "art." Nothing is true. Everything is permitted. Whatever my opinion of such decisions, I won't let it kill my happy memories.

Nerds need to let it go when it comes to things like sequels, remakes, rereleases, rewrites, etc. People need to let Transformers and Tron and Star Wars go. It happened. They got sequels. The mileage varied on those. Guess what? Your childhood memories are INTACT. You enjoyed the originals? So enjoy your originals. Ignore the sequels and rewrites all you want, but my god, let. it. go.
 
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AyreonMaiden said:
You enjoyed the originals? So enjoy your originals.
We would, but Lucas prevented the originals from being re-released - instead preferring his altered versions.

But thanks for condemning people with different viewpoints. Makes the world go round, doncha know.
 

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
AyreonMaiden said:
You enjoyed the originals? So enjoy your originals.
We would, but Lucas prevented the originals from being re-released - instead preferring his altered versions.

But thanks for condemning people with different viewpoints. Makes the world go round, doncha know.
There aren't any physical copies of the originals anymore? I didn't know that...

I never in my post condemned such nerds. I never said anything to belittle nerds in my post. My tone was angry, yes, because I AM sick of seeing this sort of attitude about stuff that honestly eludes me.

Can you tell me with a bold and straight face that you've never felt that way? I said "nerds need to let it go." not "I condemn nerds and people with different viewpoints." Nerds can nerd out in whatever way they like. I posted my personal problems with a certain mentality. In a ranty way, yes, but you WERE warned at the top of my post.

If that's what you got out of it, I guess it can't be helped, but my opinion is what it is and I'm not really that sorry about how I typed it. Whatever the case, I never said you or anyone else is "wrong" for doing things their way.
 

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That was hilarious! I can't stop laughing! If that was a film I would go out and watch it. It looked badass. In the words of Voltaire:


In my eyes, there was never a truer word spoken.
 
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AyreonMaiden said:
The_root_of_all_evil said:
AyreonMaiden said:
You enjoyed the originals? So enjoy your originals.
We would, but Lucas prevented the originals from being re-released - instead preferring his altered versions.
There aren't any physical copies of the originals anymore? I didn't know that...
Lucas is very specific about what parts of the trilogies he releases. And even he wears the T-Shirt that says "Han Shot First".
I never in my post condemned such nerds. I never said anything to belittle nerds in my post. My tone was angry, yes, because I AM sick of seeing this sort of attitude about stuff that honestly eludes me.

Can you tell me with a bold and straight face that you've never felt that way?
I feel that way everytime I see an advert for "The making of", Torchwood or a number of other things.

In a ranty way, yes, but you WERE warned at the top of my post.
Which is why I parried rather than condemned. If you're a charging rhino, it sometimes helps to see what you're charging over.

Whatever the case, I never said you or anyone else is "wrong" for doing things their way.
Equally, I don't see people as wrong for liking the prequels, but with the knowledge of what has been done over the the idea what could have been done...it hurts at times.

Especially when I see the beautiful things that others have done with the Universe, only to be crushed under Lucas's chokehold.

What really makes me angry though, is when people tell me that's due to "nostalgia", or "not being a child anymore". It's not. It's seeing something only allowing its worst side to surface.