What Should Have Happened to George Lucas

[Fleetfiend]

Everyone knows George Lucas was abducted in 1989, with an impostor taking his place to make horrible movies, right?

You do realize that even if he did happen to be abducted in 1989, he would still be partially responsible for Howard the Duck in 1986, correct?

Oh my bejezzus. That movie is terrifying. Scariest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

 

[Upbeat Zombie]

That is the greatest thing ever. I want to see that movie.

 

[Jumwa]

Except they got it all wrong, George Lucas was abducted part way through the making of Return of the Jedi.

 

[Mykonos]

Oldboy reference ftw!!!

 

[Sixties Spidey]

Meanwhile in Skywalker Ranch, Lucas is planning to remaster this in 3D with brand new special effects.

 

[GM.Casper]

Meanwhile in Skywalker Ranch, Lucas is planning to remaster this in 3D with brand new special effects.

And this time, Alderan will shoot first!

 

[Scarim Coral]

I couldn't stop laughing at the midichlorian and the oldboy part where he's getting beaten up by the Stormtroopers!

 

[Quaxar]

Wha-? Now they've given away the ending!
Aw, I hate it when a trailer does that.

 

[Steve Butts]

Oldboy is such a great movie. -goes to watch the Red Letter Media reviews again-

This! If you have not seen those, seek them out immediately.

 

[Drakulea]

You know... I'm inclined to believe the basic premise

 

[Owlslayer]

Heh, quite funny and cool.
But i have to say, i liked all 6 of the Star Wars movies. When i first saw episode 1, i was young enough that the cool fights blew my mind, and the memory of it was burnt to my mind.

Though i don't have a certain opinion on the latest Indiana Jones, haven't really watched it.

 

[Krantos]

"Shoot first."

Words to live by.

Someone needs to send this to the imposter immediately.

 

[Tennou486]

That Jar-Jar bit with the knife was f'ing creepy.

 

[PrinceofPersia]

I concur with Pinkie HOLY FREAKING GOODNESS that was AWESOME! Seriously that was something that made my day. And now the success of Star Trek makes so much sense. Well thank you Slick Gigolo you made this awe inspiring trailer.

 

[ph0b0s123]

Except they got it all wrong, George Lucas was abducted part way through the making of Return of the Jedi.

That. Deciding to have the Death Star over Endor (home to the danm Ewoks), rather than Kashyyyk (home of the wookies) as had been planned originally, shows where things started going wrong. The only good thing after that was the 'last crusade'...

 

[deanzig]

Not all men are created prequel.

 

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

My God, Oldboy. My fucking god.
Also, thank God, let's hope that the imposter is prepared to meet Michael Jackson's imposter in hell.

 

[Uriel_51]

That was pretty awesome. Glad to see the Oldboy References. If yall don't already know, check out the Revenge Trilogy.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Fear leads to hate.
Hates leads to...ASS-KICKING!