What the hell are you?

[The Kind Cannibal]

I'm not who you think I am...

 

[Marbas]

I am me, and you are you, you're not me, there's just no WAAAOOR)0asglds;fkjhsdfhlk.


Kudos for whoever gets that reference.

 

[qbert4ever]

I. Am. Ice-cream man. Runnin' over fat kids with my van.

I am having the strangest feeling of deja vu.

 

[DeathsAmbassador]

I am me.

 

[LoopyDood]

I'm one of the only people in this thread who are answering seriously.

 

[Logan Keller]

I am a carbon based life form.

 

[Vivaldi]

I am the walrus. coo coo cachew.

I am me.

I am Iron Man

No, I'M Iron Man.

All three of you are wrong, I am me, the walrus (coo coo cachoo), Ironman.


Or, just the walrus.

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

I'm a lumberjack. True story.

 

[PedroSteckecilo]

What are you dense, are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you THINK I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman!

(For the record this was quoted directly from All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder by Frank Miller, so blame him)

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

What are you dense, are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you THINK I am? I'm the Goddamn Batman!

(Don't report me, this was quoted directly from All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder by Frank Miller, so blame him)

Reported for thinking we don't all know who the Goddamn Batman is

/Jk

 

[Albino Ninja]

I am all that ever was and ever shall be, I am everything and nothing, I am both the light and the darkness, I am the albino ninja.

 

[Convenient_Label]

I'm one of the only people in this thread who are answering seriously.

Hey! I was answering seriously; I work in a chemical laboratory. (although not for long if they read my post in here and somehow trace it back to me. All the chemists actually had to sign a form saying we wouldn't do naughty things like make drugs or explosives and weren't secretly terrorists...)

 

[sneakypenguin]

I'm a rare conservative.

 

[Bunnymarn]

I'm Professor Intellegent and I'm much smarterer than you.

 

[Magnetic2]

I am you

 

[LoopyDood]

I'm one of the only people in this thread who are answering seriously.

Hey! I was answering seriously; I work in a chemical laboratory. (although not for long if they read my post in here and somehow trace it back to me. All the chemists actually had to sign a form saying we wouldn't do naughty things like make drugs or explosives and weren't secretly terrorists...)

I'm not saying you weren't - 'I'm one of the only people' implies that very few people are. You were apparently one of them.

 

[Bratzzzzzz]

I am Metal, yet i am love.

I am Anger, yet i am nice.

ARE YOU READY TO UNLEASH THE F*&KING FURY? (whilst having a reasonable, polite and well structured debate?)

 

[Convenient_Label]

I'm not saying you weren't - 'I'm one of the only people' implies that very few people are. You were apparently one of them.

I know, I just felt like being indignant and ranty. Which is actually my normal state of mind at five in the morning, come to think of it...

 

[Ayrav]

A Nihilist. I was going to say the greatest Nihilist of all, but I honestly don't really care.