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Bourne Endeavor

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- I define the meaning of ambitious (although I see this as a positive really)
- I am exceptionally arrogant to the point I have stated "I live around scum"
- I am quite confidence, if not over confident at times, hence the arrogance.
- I am condescending.
- I have a high amount of vanity and am rather conceited.
- I am extremely sarcastic; it flows well with my humor.
- My stubbornness knows few bounds
- I often procrastinate over trivial things such as what game to play
- I analyze like everything
- I am completely apathetic towards relationships of any kind. Strangely enough if they develop of their own accord I am content with them however I do not go out of my way to establish any.
- Despite strong social skills, I have no desire to socialize
- My career and financial position is my uncontested number one importance in life.
- I am bluntly honest when people ask for advice.
- In contrast to the above, I am quite a good liar, although I refrain from lying to certain people.
- I do not care about people or their opinions.
- I view any who impede my path to success as an obstacle; regardless of who they are or if they are related. (Friend of mine and I use to argue because she is peace loving and would want to protect parks and nature, whereas I would tear then down for developmental means if it were profitable.)
- I have a tendency to use people I do not care about and especially if I dislike them. (Same friend as above, she said should never buy out someone's business for less, as she'd feel guilty. I on the other hand would have little qualm with putting someone out of business. That is in my opinion simply how the business world works.)
- If necessary, I have the ability to completely derail a person due to how I analyze everything. Thus even a mere acquaintance, I can eventually find and target what will cause the most painful should I insult it and build upon my insults for the sole intent to crush a person's spirit. Admittedly I dislike doing so and only resort to such tactics when heavily provoked, which has only happened twice.

So yes, I can be quite an asshole if I want. Strangely enough a number of my more positive traits (and even some negatives) contradict my negative ones despite both being accurate. For example I am rarely serious and joke around daily. This coupled with my sarcasm has made me surprisingly appear less arrogant, condescending or vain since I have a rather good friend who once complained to me about how arrogant her other friends are; completely ignoring that I can be far worse. Most people I know act like that, which I find amusing. Nice, albeit strange sort of balance I suppose.

This was such an ego booster, go figure. By the way that is another on my list. :p
 

Dread_Reaper

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I am a pathological liar.

I am incapable of remembering simple things for any period of time, but I can recall volumes of pointless trivia.

I try to save people and make myself unhappy in the process because I put their needs before myself without getting anything in return.

I have a definite problem with authority unless I think they're as smart as me.

I can be manipulative to get my way, and I am very, very good at it.

I am excessively arrogant.

I am terrified of failure.

I cannot be motivated to do something unless I am passionate about it. Then I dive headfirst in and forsake everything else.

-Dread_Reaper
 

Bourne Endeavor

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Dread_Reaper said:
I can be manipulative to get my way, and I am very, very good at it.

I am terrified of failure.
I forgot these two, although I am not terrified of failure... hmm on second perhaps I am considering I once had a 'nightmare' about ten years in the future living an average American life, struggling over money after a failed business pursuit that scared the hell out of me worse then any horror flick could hope to achieve.
 

Xelt

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I'm overly sarcastic, think i'm better than most other people (in real life that is) and I'm very pessimistic.
 

Corven

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I'm antisocial, I procrastinate on just about everything, I try not to take risks which hurts me more than helps since you have to take some risks to get ahead sometimes.
 

Deleric

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I'm an elitist prick when it comes to Video Games, Internet, or Humor.
As for most other things, I have low self-esteem.
 

Wolfwind

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Duck Sandwich said:
That shit happens to me all the time. Fortunately I've also come across situations where I have damn near all the time in the world. Occasionally when writing on someone's wall on Facebook, I'll take up to 5 minutes to type a few sentences, often adding, rearranging, or editing things to put into words exactly what I want to say.
I know exactly what you mean. Sometimes the stuff I write gets misunderstood or taken the wrong way. Someone will think I'm angry when I'm not, or won't understand that I'm telling a joke. It's happened often enough that I take time writing stuff out too, trying to make it sound right. Especially considering you lose a lot of what someone is trying to say without hearing their voice or seeing their face, unless you know them pretty well. I've pretty much gotten to the point where I avoid talking about anything serious over text anymore.
 
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Asymptote Angel said:
I've given up on life.
I can't be funny around people I don't know without insulting them.
No one within 100 miles of me has taste in music similar to mine.
I've stopped using hundreds of dollars of stuff, which I should sell but don't because I'm lazy.
I'm stuck in situations I don't want to be in but I got stuck in them before I gave up on life.
I'm constantly bored and lonely and all I ask for in a woman is a few simple things but I can't find one that even comes close (one of my main reasons for giving up on life).
I suck at Guitar Hero.
I suspect that I annoy my friends.
I have musician's block.
I drink too much tea.
I don't sleep nearly enough.
I abuse my body (not often, but still).
I've abandoned religion and passionately hate several religious figures, only a few of whom have directly wronged me.
I can't dance or sing and have no interest in trying.

Oh, and I think I'm too hard on myself. I dunno though... it's probably nothing.

i'm the same as that


=(
 

sanomaton

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I avoid human contact as much as I possibly can (antisocial-yay).
I tend to overthink some simple stuff e.g. word choices, actions and what not.
I'm simple-minded.
I laugh/cry at the wrong places. (Yeah, I had a friend crying and I started loling, lovely eh?)
I never have the guts to say back at someone who has wronged me.
I don't take care of my body (well, I don't do that anymore actually, I started taking better care of myself after I saw a picture of me and it was just whoa cos I looked so bad...)
I don't take people's problems seriously (unless I really truly think it might be serious)
I'm arrogant (though I don't show it that much)

and some other stuff, don't remember all atm, :3
 

WeedWorm

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Im extremely apathic to others peoples problems unless it has something to do with me. Im a dickhead to just about everyone I meet. Im pretty selfish when I really want something.
 

Double-O

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Even though i've had three girlfriends in the past 18 months who have all been attractive, i still, even now, have no self-confidence when it comes to going up to a girl and talking to her. Everytime, i jus wait and hope for a moment when she would notice and/or talk to me, then looked obsessively for a tell-tale and obvious sign she might like me before doing anything.
 

RyantheLion

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I try to sound intelligent so I don't have to face the unfortunate realization that I am in all likelyhood clinically retarded.
 

Corpse XxX

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I drink too much and fuck things up, probably need anger managment..
And i am seriously impatient!
 

PureChaos

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i'm easily distracted, have no motivation, can be immature, i've got a bad memory, i lose things all the time, i can be a bit too blunt sometimes, with a lot of stuff i have the 'if it doesn't affect me i don't care' attitude, i talk too much, i'm trust people too easily, i'm a little bit tight and , i know it'll be hard to believe but, i'm single!!
 

Specter_

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i'm an arrogant, egocentric,cruel and evil asshole and the worst (for others) part is that i like it
 

Combined

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I'm elitist, I'm pro-empire, I hit people with stun sticks, guns or other objects. I berate some people if they don't do anything that could be used to improve oneself. Also, I tend to be too calm, overwork myself to death, obsess over tiny details and I have a strong dislike for people that are of a certain nationality.
 

orifice

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I'm an angry, skeptical, cynical, slightly paranoid nutjob. And I can't decide whether I want to take over the world or kill all humans.