What warning would you give to a new member?

[Ultracake]

"Turn back, I beg of you! Turn back!!"

That's the advice i would give...

 

[Lukeje]

I would warn them about Search Bar Nazis.

Or warn them to use the search-bar?

 

[Lukeje]

So that chip I installed in your brain is working correctly then?

No, we ignore him.

I didn't say it was a him.

 

[Silver Scribbler]

Do not make a thread to do with Halo 3. They have all been done before, multiple times. Seriously.

 

[opportunemoment]

Don't start any threads at all until you've read at least 500 where the first reply reads 'search bar'. This will take about a week and give you time to get acclimatised to Escapist-brand sarcasm.

 

[Queen Michael]

The cake is a lie. Oh, and if you wonder whether what you're about to post is offensive, it probably is.

 

[Booze Zombie]

Dont post "first", just say "ban me" instead.

 

[Lukeje]

I didn't say it was a him.

Then you don't have a voice in my head.

Hmm... so who does? CIA? MiB?

 

[Lukeje]

Hmm... so who does? CIA? MiB?

FBI.
I'm pretty sure the CIA only operate out-of-country.

Not positive, though.

I have no idea; I just named random agencies that operate out of America. Why would the FBI be interested in you?

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I didn't say it was a him.

Then you don't have a voice in my head.

Hmm... so who does? CIA? MiB?

I imagine any foreign object inserted into Max's brain would be indoctrinated within yoctoseconds by the nexus within.
So it'd be more accurate to say Max's disembodied voice can be heard by the MiB, and it is causing them to break.

 

[timmytom1]

Run for your life

 

[Beatrix]

I don't know, use the searchbar to check if something's covered before making a thread, not being an ass, being civil, that kind of thing.
I'd really hope it wouldn't be necessary though.

 

[HT_Black]

That wasn't chicken.

 

[Marcus Dubious]

[yoda]Your memes.

You will not need them.[/yoda]

In all honesty, I agree with Wanderfreak here the most.

If you seriously use a meme on this server, you're probably gonna be banned rather quickly.

[small]what is a meme???[/small]

A meme is a search term used on Google

Would this be something like "your base are belong to us"?

That's the sort of thing, Basically any form of expression, idea etc that gets passed around and becomes commonly known.

Other examples are ~ the thumbs up gesture, song lyrics, even group culture like the way noobs get treated in forums.

PS, when I said "A meme is a search term used on Google", that was my sarcastic way of saying "look it up".

 

[XJ-0461]

Take time to explain your point, and use correct English.